Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The Banished, about a grieving woman’s search for her missing brother, sometimes feels like a compendium of modern horror movie clichés. That doesn’t always matter, since the movie is thick enough with dread to work despite its distracting familiarity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 18, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
As it is, “Land of Bad” is a pandering drama with some action movie thrills.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 16, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
At some point, queasy horror-comedy Another Evil stops being about one man's comically vain attempts at exorcising his home, and starts being a weird character study about a laughably desperate wannabe exorcist.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 5, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Jimmy & Stiggs is a slick wallow into a cranked-up, self-destructive headspace that frequently over-compensates for what it lacks in plot and character development with sheer vigor and volume alone.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 15, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
A typical Hong character performs the same actions over and over again, with minor, but noticeably different results.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 17, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
A sometimes diverting, but overly familiar series of set pieces in search of a good melodrama.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 4, 2019
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 11, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Arthouse horror flick The Eyes of My Mother actively alienates viewers by presenting episodes in a woman's life from a post-human, God-like perspective. Sometimes. Usually. Probably?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 2, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Wiig really shines in the film, proving that her finely honed comic timing can make a character work even when the film ultimately doesn't.- The Playlist
- Posted Jul 16, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
The brutality of Tyrannosaur isn't so over the top as to make director Paddy Considine's sympathy for his flawed characters look like a sham. But it does frequently bring his film's seesawing exploration of blue-collar existence to the brink of collapse.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 13, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
Sting has a lot of the right ideas but not enough inspiration to string them all together.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 12, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Paley's segment proves that The Prophet is more of a missed opportunity than an ambitious folly.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Neophyte writer/director Christopher Papakaliatis eventually shows an affinity for filming two people in love, but his actors often lack the chemistry to make us believe that their bond transcends all socioeconomic boundaries.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
It's for-horror-nuts-only, but if you can see it with a rowdy crowd, Dead Snow 2 will appreciate exponentially.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 10, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Four Latinx-themed horror segments of variable quality are sandwiched between a modestly amusing wrap-around story about a haunted traveler, simply called “The Traveler.” It’s not enough, despite some amusing performances and effects-driven thrills.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 14, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
This bloated, unfocused follow-up—which was tellingly crowd-funded by fans and then released by Fox Searchlight—takes all of the charming goofiness of the first film, and runs it deep into the ground with gags that either over- or under-think these stock characters' original appeal.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 20, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, Lau just isn't charming enough to carry the utterly forgettable The Adventurers, a tepid remake of John Woo's already lame heist flick "Once a Thief."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 18, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
The Limehouse Golem only reflects its creators' lack of imagination. Medina and Goldman invest so much time in (poorly) misleading audiences that they say nothing memorable about the past, or why it matters to today's audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 8, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
With the uninspired pity party comedy The Day After, self-lacerating Korean dramatist Sang-soo Hong continues a trend towards un-productive self-loathing that began last year with the half-empty "On the Beach At Night Alone" and continued with the half-full "Claire's Camera."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 11, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Sinister 2 may be ambitious, but its best ideas are, as they're expressed, dumb, unmoving, and repetitive.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
That kind of gallow’s humor defines the surface tone of Arkansas, which often feels like a riff on “Breaking Bad,” only now it’s more about how sad it is to be poor white trash.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 5, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The most frustrating thing about the British prenatal horror movie Kindred is not that it’s impersonal, but rather that it’s not personal enough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 6, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Kampai! feels like a manic ensemble drama that should have been a tight three-man show.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 18, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
It's refreshing to see Shark Night 3D director David R. Ellis try to pull off a semi-sincere second-generation "Jaws" rip-off, even if he doesn't quite succeed.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
The Vault is not, in other words, just derivative—it’s also flabby and bland.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 26, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
I’d have an easier time accepting the trite, asked-and-answered conclusions that director Muye Wen and co-writers Jianu Han and Wei Zhong lead viewers to if they were more adept at tugging at viewers’ heart-strings.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 9, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Coogan and Rudd's generally charming performances both give weight to their otherwise wisp-thin characters, but their swishy mannerisms also speak to the superficial nature of Fleming's presentation of Erasmus and Paul.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 29, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The worst thing about “Scare Out” isn’t that it’s boring and ultimately trite, but that there’s so little of Zhang’s usual sensuousness in it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
A crashing disappointment, even if you haven't seen director Masaaki Yuasa's relatively inspired and completely unpredictable 2004 anti-coming-of-age fantasy "Mind Game."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 11, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The limitations of Palansky and co-writer Mike Vukadinovich's shared vision are, realistically, the biggest problem with Rememory.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 8, 2017
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