Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 854 reviews, this critic has graded:
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Barnaby Clay successfully keeps viewers on our toes, even if a lot of his movie feels like a series of programmatic jabs at our complacence.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The East is essentially divided into two halves, and neither is more illuminating than the other.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Some exciting moments are scattered throughout “Consumed,” but they’re never as compelling as the movie’s initial promise.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 16, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
The Lodgers needs to be better than a great mood in need of a decent story and stronger characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 23, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
There are a lot of ideas swimming around in “The Pit,” but most of them aren’t arranged well enough to demand your attention.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The new New York Ninja often feels like a pre-fab midnight movie that was made with apparent love and care but without much urgency or creativity.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 19, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Tusk is bearable thanks in no small part to its game cast, particularly character actor Michael Parks's Vincent Price-esque baddy.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 19, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The Dead Lands doesn't add up to much, but it is always on the verge of becoming more than just a bed time story for guys that wish "Braveheart" had a biceps-kissing baby with "Ong Bak."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The film's biggest problem is a matter of tone and characterization: the characters constantly talk about how mean they can be, but their actions suggest otherwise.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 1, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
This movie’s not frustrating because it’s blunt or vicious, but because its creators are only so interested in a world condemning Agnes to a dire fate. Her actions may ultimately be shocking, but her story is anything but.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 28, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Villain is the kind of stiflingly reverent genre picture that is so beholden to its main characters’ pity-me worldview that its predictably downbeat ending feels like the kind of hero worship that you often find in either a cloying biopic or a hidebound true crime adaptation.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 22, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
This may be Goro Miyazaki’s most eccentric feature yet, but it’s also his least engaging. Earwig and the Witch doesn’t move the way it should, and that’s lethal when your last name is Miyazaki.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 3, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Not bad enough to dissuade prospective viewers' from their curiosity. In fact, the whole feather-light affair is practically redeemed by a single entry: writer/director Anthony Scott Burns' superbly spooky Father's Day segment.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 22, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The director's gifted collaborators sometimes perk up this listless parable, but never enough to sell its second-hand fatalism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Only the most committed genre fans and academic-minded masochists will want to hang around until the bitter, arthouse-meets-choose-your-own-adventure style ending.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 10, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Flawed but genuinely creepy ghost story The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death is disappointing, but only because it comes close to greatness.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Volf’s refusal to address key choices that Callas made to shape her own career and fight her insecurities suggests that he’d prefer to imagine Callas as a victim of fate — and bronchitis, fame, Onassis, etc. — instead of a strong-willed but human prima donna.- L.A. Weekly
- Posted Nov 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
So weak on a basic storytelling level that it makes you want to nitpick everything about it, from characters' generically illogical decisions (ex: Why are you running towards mounted guns?) to its cheap-looking, jiggly hand-held cinematography.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 18, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
It's not a complicated narrative, possibly because the movie’s designed for younger viewers. But the conception of “Drifting Home” is so stunted that its only memorable thing is its untapped potential.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 16, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Watching Campbell over her shoulder or in a mirror is frustrating because it consistently limits our view of her character. Porterfield's people can't give anything away beyond their immediate aggression, frustration, and sadness. But it's hard to appreciate an intentionally blurry portrait of a family that's so impressionistic that all you can see of its already-withdrawn characters are their shadows.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
With its gleefuly nihilistic and destructive ending, What Lies Below ends on such a flat note that it makes everything before it seem like an inconsequential and/or needlessly convoluted set-up.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 10, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Pathological behavior seems to be the main subject of the bitter Ukrainian satire Donbass, an unpleasant, but as-advertised slice of life drama set in the title region, an embattled territory in Eastern Ukraine.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Immoral Tales works best when its creator is focused on surprising viewers with his perverse imagination, and not his misguided cynicism.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 9, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
At minimum, “A Blind Bargain” will keep you scratching your head throughout, if not to ask yourself what it’s all about, then to wonder if maybe the filmmakers will eventually arrive somewhere unexpected. You can probably guess the answers to both questions, but maybe seeing for yourself will change your mind.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 24, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
Okazaki gets close to, but never sheds enough light on, Mifune's elusive personality.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 23, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, much of Cryptozoo feels like an earnest, flashy genre exercise that’s more eccentric than thoughtful. It looks great on paper, but not so much on a screen.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 20, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Both an overstimulated multimedia lecture and an anxiety-stoking conspiracy thriller, “The Grab” urges viewers to follow the money, look at the big picture, and so on.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 14, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
Five Nights at Freddy’s has most of the right elements for a good post-Amblin kiddy fright-fest, except maybe good dialogue and distinct characters. Watching the movie, one gets the sense that the games’ morbid personality has been sanded down to its most generic jump-scares and banal revelations.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 27, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The film's short-comings are especially upsetting since Schwarzenegger is actually rather good in the film, and proves once again that, despite a severely limited range, he knows how to brood.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 7, 2017
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 24, 2015
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