For 3,799 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Sound and Fury
Lowest review score: 0 Nightbreed
Score distribution:
3799 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Don’t mistake his movie’s lack of sentimentality for callousness. Babylon is coarse, hard and wild, but its emotion is undeniable. Babylon is what movie love really looks like.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    As in “The Wrestler,” Aronofsky presents us with a protagonist whose physical appearance is forbidding, and then shows us their delicacy of spirit. He films Charlie’s home with just a hint of the macabre, which serves as a counterbalance to any whiff of sentimentality in the script. The Whale doesn’t make a lunge for your emotions. It earns them.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Pelosi in the House is a one-of-a-kind document of one of the most important women in American history.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Avatar: The Way of Water is a one-hour story rattling around in a 192-minute bag.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    By the time we get to the last 20 minutes, Empire of Light is so scattered, so without impact or focus, that every scene could be the last. Ending it anywhere would make equal sense, because making sense is no longer a possibility. The movie is a glossy wreck.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Unfortunately, by the time the movie gets around to the parts that might have dazzled us, Emancipation already lost its audience.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Even when it tries to be funny, there’s never any point of connection. The emotions in White Noise are neither real nor meant to be real. The audience is always watching from a distance — until, finally, it starts wondering why it’s watching at all.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Violent Night isn’t terrible, but it’s stuck between parodying something and trying to fit the genre it parodies. And it really should have been funnier.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    This adaptation does not allow for the energy and primal healing quality of sexuality. The movie’s grief of tone finds no antidote in the exuberance of this physical connection. The rhapsodic language of Lawrence’s text gives way to the spectacle of grinding between two average-looking mortals.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    So The Fabelmans is entertaining enough, but perhaps what’s best about it is that Spielberg got it out of his system. After this, he won’t ever need to make a film about himself or his parents again.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Guadagnino has a choice, whether to be an artist or just the maker of artistically rendered, conscientiously realized garbage. It’s time to quit while he’s behind.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    It’s maybe not one of the best movies of 2022, but it was certainly one of my favorites.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    It isn’t exciting, because such movies never are. Rather, it is consistently, calmly and compellingly interesting, not the story of a crime but about the process of revealing it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Spirited was never going to be any good, but it would have been slightly better — and a change of pace — if Reynolds and Ferrell had switched roles.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    The brilliance of what Iñárritu does here is that, if you watch any scene in “Bardo” for 30 seconds, you will keep watching. But you have to be willing to give him those 30 seconds at the start of each scene. You have to work with him a little.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    As it stands, Wakanda Forever feels as lost and forlorn as the Wakandan people.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The experience of seeing Causeway isn’t what you’d imagine while trying to decide whether to watch a 92-minute movie about a veteran’s slow recovery. It feels more like moving in with her — invisible — for weeks, and watching as she makes a sandwich or stares into space. That isn’t drama. That’s practically audience abuse.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The Wonder is no fun at all. It’s not even fun in the way it’s not fun. Even for a movie about starvation, it’s not a nourishing experience. The more the audience finds out about what’s actually going on, the less compelling the movie becomes.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Going into Armageddon Time, I had no interest in James Gray’s childhood. But that was to be expected. What I didn’t expect was to have even less interest going out.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The best thing about The Banshees of Inisherin is Kerry Condon as Pádraic’s sister, an intelligent woman with an even temperament and a good sense of humor who finds herself marooned in the wrong part of Ireland and in the wrong half of the 20th century.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Call Jane doesn’t depict a radical transformation, just a deepening. And Banks makes it worth watching.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Seriously, don’t see Black Adam. Don’t encourage this. I don’t even want to admit that it’s an actual movie, but assuming it is, it’s the worst of the year — and one of the worst I’ve ever seen.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Anyway, thanks to Lourd, Clooney and Roberts — who radiates an appealing groundedness and sanity, despite having been suffocatingly famous since her early 20s — “Ticket to Paradise” is a lot more enjoyable than it deserves to be.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Till confirms Chukwu as an actor’s director and should establish Deadwyler as a major presence in movies.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Together, the two actors build a rapport that goes beyond the dialogue and justifies where the story ultimately goes. Anyway, that’s the paradox in “The Good Nurse,” which potential viewers must sort out for themselves: The performances are worth seeing, but the movie isn’t.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    There are dull stretches — interrupted by moments of terror — but that’s not really a complaint for a movie such as this. “All Quiet on the Western” is only partly a narrative. It’s also an immersive experience, an invitation to walk in someone else’s shoes, albeit from the safe side of a screen.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    The movie maintains interest throughout and it’s ultimately satisfying, though with one qualification: The last minutes treat the story as though its whole purpose was to illustrate a social and political issue. It’s actually, for 98% of its running time, the story of a person — and it’s better that way.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    It’s still an unusually good picture and worth the time (though you could skip the last 30 minutes and still get all you’re going to get from it). But if only writer-director Ruben Ostlund (“The Square”) had figured out a graceful way to end his movie at, say, the 100-minute point. He’d have had something extraordinary.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Efron makes what he can of an impossible role. He’s watchable, that helps.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Eichner is quick and funny, and Macfarlane is a strong leading man and a sensitive listener — with Eichner constantly deluging him with a torrent of words, Macfarlane would have to be. Audiences will become very fond of both long before the end of the picture.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ana de Armas is inspired and flawless as Marilyn Monroe, and yet “Blonde” is a total bomb. Intuitively, that would seem impossible, for someone to be that good in a failed picture. Here’s something else that would seem impossible: “Blonde” has seriousness of purpose and a strong director, Andrew Dominik, who clearly made the movie he wanted to make. It’s still bad.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The banter, often Smith’s strong suit, is witless and tiresome, mostly obsessive conversations about minor characters in “Star Wars” and other aspects of pop culture. It’s probably not Smith’s intention, but we end up feeling sorry for the characters, that they inhabit such a tiny mental landscape.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    In his quiet, sad stoicism, Boyega at times seems to be channeling Denzel Washington. He embodies the dignity of suffering.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Look Both Ways has a couple of things going for it, namely a compelling premise and the charm of Lili Reinhart (“Riverdale”) in the lead role. But the whole movie is a lie, and once you figure that out, the realization cuts into a lot of the pleasure.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    The movie captures something that we missed on this side of the Atlantic. The British public’s obsession with Diana was unrelenting. Every move she made became occasion for analysis — most of it idiotic — on the endless string of talk shows they have over there.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    It’s a crime movie, but as the title suggests, it’s a personality study, a detailed one that grows in dimension. It’s fascinating to watch Plaza fill in those details. Her face is almost blank, but only almost. We always know what she’s thinking.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ultimately, “Mija” fails almost totally, and two main things tank it: (1) the lack of complete access to the subjects, who should have been grateful for the exposure, and (2) too much collaboration between the director and her subjects. There are documentaries and there are promotional films. A documentarian needs to keep those categories rigorously separate.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It’s not like bad Tarantino. That would be too kind. It’s like an imitation of a bad imitation of Tarantino — violent, unfelt and witless, and straining to be funny.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Thirteen Lives deserves to be seen. The only question is whether audiences will be up for it. I saw it on a huge screen and had to occasionally remind myself that if it got really overwhelming, I could always close my eyes. It’s that intense.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Vengeance is unexpected and, in the best way, weird. In his first film as a writer-director, B.J. Novak takes familiar elements, but puts them together in ways that are original and unexpected. Even when the plot turns go off the deep end, it’s impossible not to appreciate Novak’s audacity.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    In the end, “My Old School” is a well-made documentary that succeeds in most ways but that starts to crumple in the face of a single question: Who cares?
    • 77 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Every so often an obviously talented person makes a bad movie, and that’s what we have in Nope. The talent is there, the movie is dead on the screen.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Writer-director Caroline Vignal could have made "My Donkey” into a 90-minute monologue, with Antoinette talking to the donkey. Instead, there’s lots of variation, smart turns of story and well-drawn, well-defined characters. Vignal makes even the bit characters, the ones with just three or four lines, vivid.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The Gray Man gets better as it goes along, and it contains a couple of action sequences that are as imaginative and well-crafted as any that you’ll see all year. So don’t dismiss it. Netflix it.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Irrespective of what the future holds in terms of gun control, the movie is a striking portrait of a married couple who expected one kind of life, got another, and are making something useful from their misfortune.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    This world of entirely nice people seems like a trite fantasy — trite because the movie never makes you believe it. But it does makes you want to believe it, and so, like a lot of these movies, it takes you halfway there.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Most of Thor: Love and Thunder is a mess, pleased with itself and tonally everywhere. As bad as one of the better “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies, but that’s still pretty horrible.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Both Sides of the Blade is what people like about French cinema. Its indulgences are worth wading through because, in its commitment to the truth about people and its willingness to explore the hugeness of normal human life, it’s unlike anything you’ll find in America.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Director Le-Van Kiet and screenwriters Ben Lustig and Jake Thornton succeed by making the action look real, by coming up with intriguing plot twists and keeping our heroine in danger at all times.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    As a 110-minute diversion, as a source of some laughs, as an opportunity for two funny guys to be funny — and to be funny with each other — what’s not to like? Just go in not expecting much.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Argentine filmmakers Gastón Duprat and Mariano Cohn (who wrote the film in collaboration with Duprat’s brother, Andrés) direct Official Competition with a sophisticated understanding of its tone, which is essentially realistic and deadpan. The world isn’t crazy, just the people in it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Black Phone has better-than-average acting, an interesting period setting and well-developed characters. But it runs out of story less than halfway through, forcing the filmmakers to repeat the same kinds of actions, over and over, in order to stretch it to feature length.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    It’s extraordinary how Luhrmann is able to tell this story honestly, while still making it palatable. It’s equally extraordinary that he can take this short and tragically misdirected life and make it feel like a triumph.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    In dramatic terms, Spiderhead is mostly a face-off between Hemsworth’s irresistible force and Teller’s immovable object. It offers the pleasure of watching two actors, just coming into their full powers, going at it full-bore, moment by moment. And each makes the other’s performance better.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    By end of Cha Cha Real Smooth, you feel like you’ve met some people, and you liked them all, and it all felt true. For a 24-year-old filmmaker, that’s not bad.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ultimately, the people who made “Lightyear” bet too much on the appeal of Buzz, when they really needed to be deepening him and transforming him. Buzz is no Woody, and to sustain an entire movie, he pretty much had to be.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The ultimate failure of Jurassic World: Dominion is not only that it relies too much on action, but that the action is lousy.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The movie is so enamored of Walker, and Colter radiates so much charisma and pleasant mischief in the role, that it takes about half the running time to realize that the movie is not delivering on the basics.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As writer and director, Cronenberg devises for himself a compelling situation, but a situation is not the same as a story. Within 20 minutes, Cronenberg has written himself into a hole, one populated entirely by passive characters who do nothing but get cut up or watch other people get cut up.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Benediction is an awesome combination of wildness and control. Davies is out there all by himself, speaking a cinematic language that is his own and that has little to do with plays or literature.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    It moves, makes us care and involves us in the genuine drama of two young people trying to heal themselves. The austere beauty of the locations doesn’t hurt either.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    The acting is splendid. Fellowes’ dialogue may not be subtle, but the actors are so familiar and at home in these roles that they make up for whatever is lacking.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Senior Year is a just-OK movie, but it’s a very good Rebel Wilson movie, in that she has been funny in supporting roles, but this is the first time she has excelled as the name above the title.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    If you haven’t been to the movies in a while, Top Gun: Maverick is a way to get back in. It’s pretty much what “going to the movies” is all about.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Hatching has the quality of a fable, and like the best fables, it has meanings that reverberate well beyond its story.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Still, despite Olsen and the appealing breeziness of Cumberbatch, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is what it is, a superhero extravaganza with too many fight scenes. But director Sam Raimi doesn’t overplay them, and the creative visuals keep them from becoming monotonous.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Neeson also does a good job tracing his character’s cognitive deterioration over the course of the movie. As such, Memory is like a hybrid, mixing serious sections with Neeson’s usual action stuff. Call it a little bit of this and a little bit of that, or not enough of this and not enough of that.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Ultimately, The Duke tells an enjoyable real-life story.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    As a Nicolas Cage movie — not just as a movie, but as a vehicle for what a specific actor can do onscreen — this is the most interesting thing Cage has done since “Face/Off.”
    • 93 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Petite Maman immerses the viewer in all the things you might have forgotten about childhood — what’s funny to a child, what’s valued, what’s priceless, what will be remembered and valued in years to come. Just watching the almost-identical Sanz sisters play and interact becomes fascinating, like witnessing from the outside some lovely and enclosed world.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    At any given time, a different character will seem to be the movie’s focus. But as long as we recognize that love’s transformational power is the real subject, there can be no mystery about the movie’s intentions or how it’s unfolding.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There are all kinds of dull movies. There’s check-your-watch (or phone) dull. There’s run-into-the-bathroom-to-splash-water-on-your-face dull. And then there’s Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, which is standing-up dull.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    For almost half of the movie, you might wonder why Nicole Kidman chose to take such a lackluster role. The answer: Just wait — and brace yourself. Kidman is never happier than when she gets to go to extremes, and by that measure, Queen Gudrun is one of her happiest roles.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    There’s enough variation and suspense, enough complication in the form of other characters with other concerns, that Ambulance stays fresh until the finish.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Looking back over All the Old Knives, it might be more accurate to call it a spy romance, except that makes it sound titillating. Better to say it’s a movie about the consequences of trying to stay human while working in the spy business.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Cow
    It doesn’t make cows into human beings. If anything, for some 90 minutes, it turns us into a cow. In doing so, it shows us — in a way that we actually feel it — how amazing it is to exist.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Think of The Bubble as part of a pattern we could have anticipated. Pandemic movies almost can’t be any good at this point. The pandemic won’t be funny, interesting or anything anybody wants to think about until we’re safely beyond it by a few years. So, filmmakers, set your watches for pandemic nostalgia to commence circa 2027, and between now and then, just put it out of your minds.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Against all odds, Morbius is an intelligent, human story.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    It’s as if the film itself is suffering from a pandemic hangover and can’t believe there’s a reason to feel better, even when describing one of the greatest scientific and manufacturing achievements in human history.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Mothering Sunday is most likely a one-of-a-kind hybrid, a brilliant one-off.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Filmmakers can’t depend on funny actors to go out there cold and bring back laughs. They have to be given funny things to do.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    Without question, “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is a remarkable piece of work, one of the most original and creative films of the past couple of years.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the end, about the only thing that could have saved “Windfall” was a really good ending. But what we get is something gimmicky that makes no psychological sense and that the actors cannot make work.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Lyne has always gone the extra step, and Deep Water shows that he hasn’t lost his touch.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    There are turns and twists and multiple dashes of the unexpected, and it is all impressively arranged and justified.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    A few things make The Adam Project a little better than bearable.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    The film documents how Lucy used her clout to get her husband cast as her co-star. It was a way for them to see each other. The rest is history, but a really interesting history.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Nothing that works here adds up to anything worth a long slog in a movie theater, watching Pattinson punching guys and knocking guns out of their hands. From start to finish, The Batman is mostly just a collection of bad ideas.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Even if the idea of The Desperate Hour makes you uneasy, you will be engrossed by it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    In the end, the most valuable aspect of “Cyrano” is that it shows that Peter Dinklage can do anything.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The truth is, Studio 666 really is just one joke, and so McDonnell had only one play that he could make here — to take that joke, to hit it hard and keep hitting it, and then get out fast, while the audience is still laughing. He doesn’t quite do that. At 106 minutes, Studio 666 overstays its welcome.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Dog
    There should be a special category for movies, like “Dog,” that are hard to enjoy but easy to take. They’re not entertainment. They’re more like a vague form of companionship. They aspire to little but demand nothing, and, if you like, they can keep you company. You can’t call that a good movie, but you’d have to be a creep to call it a bad movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    What garbage. Seriously. What absolute, bereft, witless, unoriginal, unrewarding, soulless garbage that’s 40 years past scaring anybody. The only power this formula retains is the power to make you feel a little sad — at the ugliness, at the cynicism, and at the pathetic waste of your own mind as you watch it.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    Uncharted isn’t a classic, but for an action movie coming out in the doldrums of February, it’s practically Citizen Kane.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    Marry Me is entirely Lopez’s movie, and she’s terrific, right there emotionally in some difficult scenes. But it’s too much Lopez’s movie — too many (lousy) songs, too many dance numbers. A half hour in, there’s no mistaking it: Lopez was one of the producers.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The most glaring problem here, and the one hardest to explain, is Soderbergh’s failure to elicit any warmth or charm from Zoë Kravitz, who has been consistently appealing in her every other screen performance, from blockbusters like the “Divergent” series to little independents like “The Road Within.”
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    The film has the measured and expansive quality of real life, which could have been dull. It’s anything but that. Instead, by making Julie so real and vivid, Reinsve and Trier accomplish something rare. They make everything that happens to her feel as interesting as if it were happening to you.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Mick LaSalle
    The only problem with this movie, a substantial one, is that there’s a major sag in the story about halfway through. For its first hour, Moonfall is a blast.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 Mick LaSalle
    It’s an inward-looking film that seems to be saying something about life. Whatever it’s saying — and it’s not clear that it’s saying anything specific — it connects. It’s not just another good movie. Somehow, it all adds up as something more important.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Mick LaSalle
    It’s a school shooting movie for this particular moment and plays like a dispatch from the front lines. It’s past trying to figure out what these tragedies mean. It just wants to explore how a person might assimilate such a trauma and go forward in life.

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