Jordan Hoffman
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
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| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
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- Jordan Hoffman
This vaguely science-fiction action picture based on a video game (and not a sequel to 2007’s Hitman) is an idiotic mess with a bafflingly dense prologue, an endless final battle, lifeless performances and anticlimactic twists, but it does have a degree of visual flair.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Unfortunately both Eisenberg and Stewart, both frequently brilliant, are on unsure footing here. The movie simply doesn't know if it wants to be Jason Bourne or Cheech and Chong.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
[A] touching, insightful and, at the end of the day, extremely well-meaning film.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ricki and the Flash’s emotional intensity creeps up on you, and it’s all due to the performances. Everyone’s sympathetic, everyone’s got depth.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The first half of Straight Outta Compton, F Gary Gray’s two-and-a-half hour opus about the birth of west coast gangsta rap, is bursting with energy, exuberance and inspiration. The second half is immobilised by bloat and sanctification.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 31, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
One of the most fascinating, if inscrutable films of the year.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 30, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Helms, a funny performer, is just the face of a mining expedition for easy yuks out of a recognised title. What that says about our regurgitative culture is rather depressing. There’s so much nostalgia on our screens right now. I could really use a vacation.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 27, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s ultimately frustrating about Zipper is that it seems like it has something important to say about infidelity and the sex industry, but can’t decide what that should be.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The best parts of Paper Towns are also the best part of being young – just hanging out doing nothing with friends who know you too well to allow for any lies.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Bagaria’s personal journey has none of the gravitas on screen that the director wants it to have, especially when set against the backdrop of actual human rights crises in Damascus.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Howe’s film is drenched in empathy, where violent actions aren’t exactly excused, but at least framed with understanding.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Tangerine offers a warts-and-all depiction of a subculture seldom treated with respect by straight society. The movie handles it in a sincere way that’s entertaining, too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ryan Reynolds does the best he can with the material.... But any intelligence is tossed once we get mired in a series of dull chase scenes.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 6, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Ted franchise is perhaps unstoppable if MacFarlane sets his sights a bit lower, finds a way to streamline the plot mechanics and just give moviegoers what they never knew they wanted: time hanging out with a foul-mouthed anthropomorphised soft toy.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Even without the current headlines, United Passions is a disgrace. It’s less a movie than preposterous self-hagiography, more appropriate for Scientology or the Rev Sun Myung Moon. As cinema it is excrement. As proof of corporate insanity it is a valuable case study.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is detached, flat film-making at its most bare. You figure out which lines of dialogue deserve to be underlined.- The Guardian
- Posted May 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Hunting Elephants has its requisite scenes of planning and setbacks, but it mostly settles for old-people jokes (now I know the Hebrew for Viagra: it’s Viagra) and making Patrick Stewart look like an imbecile.- The Guardian
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
I can’t believe just how dumb Hot Pursuit is. Moreover I can’t believe just how much I laughed.- The Guardian
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
More frightening (yet strangely entertaining) than most of today’s narrative horror films.- The Guardian
- Posted May 4, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
I give the odd, small film Maggie all the points in the world for experimenting with genre-blending and subverting audience expectations, but there’s just too much about it that fails to connect.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a play shoehorned into a film. Sometimes that can work – LaBute’s managed it before – but it’s a steep hill to climb, and this one doesn’t quite make it.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Age of Adaline, which starts off looking like a frothy series of excuses to put Blake Lively in some fabulously timeless gowns, ends up an emotional and even bold chamber drama. Its ending is ludicrous, but also perfect, and I’d be lying if I didn’t get a little choked up.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s really not much going on with Roar storywise. But then you take a step back and think about what it is that you’re watching. My viewing of Roar was set to a soundtrack of “Oh my God!” and “Holy crap!”, all of my own making.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The three leads draw you in. The pace gives these actors time to breathe, show nuance and make their characters human.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 10, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
About Elly is remarkable for both its universal observations about human nature and its specifics.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is the film’s grossest crime. It’s dumb, it’s long, it’s dull, but it isn’t quite bad enough to be camp.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 7, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ultimately, Experimenter finds a glimmer of hope by simply revealing itself. Maybe if more people are educated about the dangers of obedience, they’ll put up more resistance. It can’t hurt to hope.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
You’ve seen this movie before with peppier actors, and not tethered to a visually uninteresting set that looks like a remainder from a 10-year-old episode of CSI.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Bluebird is undoubtedly a remarkable achievement, especially for a first-time filmmaker.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 24, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
If there was just one extended sequence that crackled with originality you could at least say it has its moments, but, truly, there’s nothing besides repeated use of swear words in lieu of wit.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s terrific about The Duff is that Casey and Jessica may not have intentionally befriended the less attractive Bianca as a way to make themselves look better, but they don’t exactly deny that she serves that purpose.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s more to this movie than sweeping music and celebrating in slow motion. It all stems from Costner’s remarkable, taciturn performance as Coach White.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 17, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Johnson’s Ana squeezes believability out of one of the more silly romantic entanglements in recent popular culture. It’s all there in her face, which Taylor-Johnson frames in close-up. She’s fully aware this scenario is ridiculous, but can’t seem to turn away from its lunacy.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 10, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
It isn’t just the sheer density of jokes that is impressive, but the diversity.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 3, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The on-stage moments of Entertainment are revelatory but, unfortunately, some of the in-between meat of the film doesn’t quite connect.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 2, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
A smart and beautiful meditation of fathers and sons (and the Father and Son) that is slow but never boring.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 1, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Director Kyle Patrick Alvarez deserves all the praise in the world for the way he cranks up this pressure cooker script. The Stanford Prison Experiment begins with giggles but ends in full psychological break.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 1, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Mistress America eventually travels down roads of broken trust and acceptance of reality, but please don’t let those heavy themes suggest this movie is anything other than pure delight. The primacy of the joke rules the day.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 1, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
No one in the film is particularly likeable, and while the global implications about epistemology are interesting, the specifics of this particular case, at least rendered here, are quite dull.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Clearly there is entertainment value in this documentary, but it’s very much of a “behind the music” calibre.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Not since Grey Gardens has a film invited us into such a strange, barely-functioning home and allowed us to gawk without reservation. This is a nosy movie, but it is altogether fascinating.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Writer-director team Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck (It’s Kind of A Funny Story, Half Nelson) must be applauded for refusing to let their shaggy dog tale line up with any predictable storyline.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite the uncomfortable sexism and altogether predictable nature of the film, I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t modestly entertaining.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Think about that one insufferable guy you knew in school who comments on everything you put on Facebook. Now try and imagine spending an entire movie’s run time with him.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This movie may be too slow and verbose to be the next breakout horror hit, but its focus on themes over plot is what elevates it to something near greatness.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What The End of the Tour tries to sell, and sells well, is that Wallace’s big heart was just not made for these times.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 25, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Blackhat can’t decide if it is a grim, realistic story from the trenches or cyberwarfare or a giddy, “who cares if that makes sense?” Bond film.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 13, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite the presence of grandfatherly Michael Caine, Kingsman’s tone is about as far from the Christopher Nolan-style superhero film as you can get. Verisimilitude is frequently traded in for a rich laugh. The action scenes delight with shock humour.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Certainly we care for Margaret and the way Walter has her trapped, but her character comes across as a cypher representing a great number of issues without being a real individual. This movie wants to be an oil painting, but ends up being more of a mass-produced, though good-quality print.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Both Rogen and Franco, who have marvellous chemistry and exude good cheer, continue to tweak their personas in this very amusing, very imbecilic film.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 12, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite the desultory nature of the film, it is sure to hammer home some key points.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 8, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Zero Motivation is a shot of honesty, in which short-term goals are far more important than larger geo-political ones. Perhaps because they are the only ones over which we have any control.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 8, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
This spiral of self-imposed despair feels like part three of a trilogy of American financial darkness after Killing Them Softly and The Counsellor. The Gambler isn’t quite so audience-unfriendly, but those looking for a typical Wahlberg thriller might come away disappointed. Others looking for a less sure bet might reap the rewards.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 23, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
I’d be lying if I said this movie didn’t crack me up on more than a few occasions.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 13, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s slow cinema and there is boring cinema, and this is an unfortunate example of the latter.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 7, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
For family entertainment, you could do a lot worse.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a great story that lends itself to some striking scenes. Yet the film in total – if I may paraphrase Webb’s critics – has a number of holes.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 26, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is a rather sly affair, slipping in some genuine food for thought amongst its snickering.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 22, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Maze Runner is not a good movie, but it wins points for omitting much of what makes typical teen films excruciating.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Duke of Burgundy will have its detractors. But this is not just a filthy movie. It's a considerable work of art, and one that touches on a rarely discussed side of human sexuality completely free of judgement.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 13, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Tina Fey is in the film, for heaven’s sake, and I love her to pieces, but by now we know to expect something humdrum when she’s on a movie screen.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Put bluntly, Tim Story's film wears you down until you relent and say, yes, I like these people and it's fun to watch them all have such a good time.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Embarrassing for everyone involved not because of any squeamish subject matter – quite the contrary, seeing retirement-age characters are refreshing – but because the story structure is so fake and so plodding.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Finding Fela does an exemplary job of explaining, in musical terms, what made Fela standout, a simple enough step that most music documentaries ignore.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Young kids will find the second, more action-heavy half of the film entertaining, but everyone else will want to crawl into their shell.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Life After Beth, a frustrating affair due to its waste of resources, feels rushed and under-rehearsed. It is a style of film-making that hopes it can glide its way into your good graces on ad-hoc performance flourishes, a wall-to-wall audio mix and editing patches. One soon recognizes this all a cover for one key issue: a lack of original ideas.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
By the end of the movie few won’t be rolling their eyes or checking their watch, but there’s enough that’s fundamentally good in the meat of film not to wholly reject what The Giver is giving us.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s no way around this: The November Man is asinine. It is not without its pleasures – if you like seeing people get hit in the face with shovels, that is – but it might be the most irresponsibly dumb spy thriller I’ve seen in some time.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The corn in The Identical is as tall as an elephant’s eye – but there’s nothing that says the story of a man torn between his religious upbringing and his desire to be a musician can’t make for a good movie. In fact, considering a little movie called "The Jazz Singer," there’s ample proof that it can be groundbreaking.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
One of the world's top disturbing tourist attractions is now finally getting the spooky film it deserves- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 29, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It has a nose for what's cool, but is completely inept at execution.- Film.com
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
In this 75-minute straight shot of Discovery Channel cinema, no emotional crests are peaked, but viewers will come away informed.- The Dissolve
- Posted Aug 18, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
[A] blend of classic sci-fi fare and current pop-culture irony is what rockets “Guardians” into the stratosphere.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 29, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The end of the movie goes completely off the rails, but in a way that is charming in its stupidity.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
This picture isn’t as showy or obvious as one of his (many) masterpieces, but it is quite good and deserves your time and respect.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 18, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite being clever and crafty it can’t break out of the curiosity shop. It’s the finest diorama in there, but something to admire, linger over then move past.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Serkis’ Caesar gets more than his fair share of rip-snortin’ badass moments. He’s arguably the finest leader of men we’ve seen on screen since “Lincoln.”- Film.com
- Posted Jul 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is television-level moviemaking top to bottom, from its preposterous premise, scenery-chomping performances, idiotic sound cues and force-fed jump-scares. Deliver Us From Evil delivers formula, and in a formulaic fashion.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 2, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Basically a drama-in-disguise. Unfortunately, it’s a formulaic and extremely uneven one, albeit with a number of sympathetic performances.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 1, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Either I’m getting dumber or the “Transformers” sequels are getting more coherent.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus isn't entirely successful – and certainly offers few new insights into the nature of addiction – but it remains a welcome change of pace.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 25, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
his bleak and somewhat sadistic picture is the type of movie that unfolds like a slow car wreck. You know something bad is going to happen, you just aren’t sure what, or how, and when it eventually happens it is repulsive and yet you still can’t turn away.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 22, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Eastwood, who once upon a time was a flavorful director, is working in movie-of-the-week mode here. Cheesy, direct, bland.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 18, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Burning Bush is a rare accomplishment. It’s a political film with clear heroes and villains, and true to its HBO roots, it works as a fleet-of-foot juicy plot-delivery system.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jun 10, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
22 Jump Street is a success, as there is a little good ol’ fashioned “heart” beneath its post-modern veneer.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
A dark, dreary and dull “Mad Max in Neutral” from director David Michôd (“Animal Kingdom”) that tries to pass off its blunt narrative and repetitiveness as some sort of style.- Film.com
- Posted May 21, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Bonello's decision to show rather than tell keeps the audience on its toes.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Homesman certainly wins a few points for trying a different type of Western. There are no greedy land barons and no gunslingers drawin’ at high noon. But being unique isn’t enough if the story remains uneven and the characters don’t feel real.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Cronenberg’s map doesn’t lead to a satisfying destination in a typical story sense, but it is a remarkable quest. For a movie that has so many problems, it is one of the more watchable ones.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ryan Gosling wanted to make an art film and, despite some dull patches, pretty much succeeded.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
What's unfortunate is that Toothless is starring in a toothless story.- Film.com
- Posted May 17, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The specifics of the journey get all the attention, while the fundamental conflicts remain not just unoriginal, but alarmingly nonexistent.- The Dissolve
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted May 6, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Teerink’s reserved, spare form mirrors LeWitt’s work, which gives it tremendous impact.- The Dissolve
- Posted May 6, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Far-fetched, absurd and hopelessly schticky, but if you can get past its boring initial set-up, it’s actually quite funny.- Film.com
- Posted May 2, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a wafer-thin, poorly plotted, insufferable comedy about a jerky guy who’s swapped actual human interaction for Facebook likes. People like this exist, and their stories should be told, but it would be wise to scroll past this version.- The Dissolve
- Posted Apr 29, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
In the spaces between the hackneyed dialogue, ham-handed score, and poor acting, Walking With The Enemy eventually wins its sole victory: a desire to look the story up on Wikipedia later that day. That may be a small triumph, but it’s hardly the mark of fine cinema.- The Dissolve
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Small Time is impressive, just slightly, because it’s the one thing used-car salesmen are rarely accused of being: honest.- The Dissolve
- Posted Apr 17, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
While Draft Day is a very agreeable and predictable movie, it is also very timely.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 9, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted Apr 7, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Does this mean that Sabotage is a rich, morally complex story about the gray zone between good and evil? Hell, no. It just means it is a bungle.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The landscape is a definitive presence throughout the film, which has almost no music and very little dialogue. The film is short (approximately 80 minutes) and maintains a good sense of dread throughout.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 25, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
This isn’t a movie so much as a fetishist’s fever dream—a fantasia of New York crime movies from the 1970s that places the specificity of its time and place at center stage more than any actual New York crime movie from the era.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The connection that these two are allegedly making must be taken on faith. Little is shown or spoken to sell it.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
With Muppets Most Wanted, the vaudevillian pandaemonium is alive and well.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
For a tone poem on loneliness, fluid identity, and photogenic apartments, Enemy is the best entry in the genre since Roman Polanski’s The Tenant. And the last five minutes are just as unpredictable.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 is the worst thing Lars Von Trier has ever associated himself with.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Perfect Sisters may stand accused of being rife with tone-deaf stylistic choices, but the more positive spin is to call it a marginal film elevated, however inadvertently, by the strange specificity of its scenes.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 10, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Lengthy passages are unrelated to any discernible narrative, and seem to exist in that interzone your mind travels through just before it goes to sleep.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 8, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
All the pieces are in place for a gripping indie horror flick, but this pointless, motivation-free film just goes around in circles.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 4, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
For a movie with the ostensible mission of spreading the Gospel, it does a poor job of speaking to anyone except the faithful.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
The first sixty minutes of Pompeii are awful, bordering on unwatchable... The final forty-five minutes of the movie however are, by sheer force of will, irrefutably entertaining. At least there’s raining death in the form of fireballs smashing up the place.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s just too much good stuff to dismiss White Bird in a Blizzard out of hand, even if it does have a somewhat dull and desultory plot.- Film.com
- Posted Jan 27, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Listen Up Philip is big, sprawling and tortured, if a little lacking in focus – while funny in parts, it isn’t really a comedy.- Film.com
- Posted Jan 21, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Throughout the picture you understand the miracle and good fortune of finding love, and recognize the great changes in tolerance American society is currently (albeit slowly) undergoing.- Film.com
- Posted Jan 20, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted Jan 9, 2014
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- Film.com
- Posted Jan 1, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It never quite elevates itself above something like a really well produced behind-the-scenes featurette on a high end Blu-ray. But if you’ve got that Jodorowsky T-shirt aping the Judas Priest logo, you may as well start lining up now.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 24, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The kid performances are impressive and the subtext of a region still shaking off the effects of a long-ended war gives seed to some much needed discussion.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 23, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ti West’s pointless new film The Sacrament, an exercise in talking loud and saying nothing, isn’t just bad, it’s infuriating.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
This melancholy documentary shows how championship dreams can turn into a nightmare.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Out of the Furnace is no disaster, but it doesn’t achieve what it hopes to achieve, and it has no one to blame but itself.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Film.com
- Posted Nov 29, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Only completists need check in with Homefront. The rest of us can just stay home.- Film.com
- Posted Nov 25, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Go For Sisters is something of a frustration. It’s the least interesting crime caper ever, and there are fascinating characters forced to go through the motions as if any of us could possibly care.- Film.com
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
An embarrassing gut-punch of unfiltered schmaltz, but its sympathy for the devil-style humanism is well-meaning.- Film.com
- Posted Nov 5, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Some Velvet Morning is a horror film with no blood, with words the only weapon for 98% of the picture.- Film.com
- Posted Nov 5, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Then Bill Nighy shows up and is awesome and punches you in the heart. It ultimately feels like a cheat, and while there won’t be a dry eye in the house, it won’t be earned.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 28, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite being very much a “filmed play” it doesn’t come across as too theatrical. Polanski uses plenty of close-ups and keeps the action moving.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 23, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Gambardella’s world-weary look back at his sweet life, eclipsed by his turning sixty-five, is a dizzying fantasia of flash and filigree, and what it lacks in direct narrative is well patched-over with frenetic and emotion-rich sequences. This movie is a sight and sound workout.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Film.com
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Borgman‘s crafty, trickster-ish screenplay, always two steps ahead of you, keeps you rooting for clues, enough to put your ethics on temporary hold.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
A pastiche of bad film cliches and scenes devoid of any real conflict or character development.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 11, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Its final scenes and sublimely framed last, lingering shot are extraordinary.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 6, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Not many side-splitting jokes, but a goofy glee is smeared across it all.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
While ultimately gory — and a little dopey — this is no rowdy, exploitation-y, gross-out picture. This is a film where ambience, glossy imagery and performance are more effective than the splatter.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Directors Katie Graham and Andrew Matthews create a great framework for the epic nemesis battle, but also know when to pull back to keep the movie grounded in reality.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 23, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Schreiber saves it to an extent with some unusual performance choices, but when you compare this ending to the emotional supernova of Danny Boyle’s “Sunshine” it comes way short.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 20, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
For every poignant moment there’s a gaudy dream sequence, wretched internal monologue, ham-fisted zoom or an exchange of dialogue sorely lacking nuance.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 17, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Fading Gigolo wants to be some sort of sunny tapestry about New York’s social groups, but it’s impossible to see past its absurd premise.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 16, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Cage, not one known for subtlety of late, is truly great in this sad, funny and tender role.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 16, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
For a film that reminds use over and over that this is a whole new world, this movie feels awfully familiar.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 15, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
There are countless clever dialogue parries as well as some quite outstanding rants. It definitely takes the movie outside of the world of pure realism, but the theatricality is well worth it.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 15, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s all about the performances. McConaughey and Leto don’t just give voice to the disenfranchised of the 1980s, but all people suddenly faced with impossible challenges.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 14, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
While Bad Words is a little too dopey to take seriously, this is compensated for with a handful of truly amusing sequences.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 14, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
While there are some okay side stories (stuff with the daughters and daughters’ friends) it kinda feels like attending a dinner party and checking in on the first world problems of a friend you kinda like, but don’t like enough to ask any follow up questions.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
There are tones of 1970s shaggy realism that are interrupted by moments of character-driven shtick. The wistful scenes aren’t rich enough to engross you and the comedy isn’t clever enough to make a difference.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 6, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It transcends the usual biopic limitations to tell a specific story about some well-known people with larger, universal implications.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 6, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Co-writers and stars June Diane Raphael (“Whitney,” “New Girl”) and Casey Wilson (“Happy Endings”) are genuine and true comic performers. Even though the story stunk, the set pieces were uninspired and the direction was downright wretched, when these two are “on” and doing schtick, they are absolutely fresh and hilarious.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 4, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
There are some laughs – and a few moments worthy of tears – but there’s a breaking point of believability in here somewhere that keeps Nebraska merely good as opposed to great.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 2, 2013
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- Posted Aug 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Walt Disney World-set Escape From Tomorrow is both a great gimmick-dependent story and a remarkable piece of filmmaking. It is a radical, transgressive departure that exploits new technology in heretofore unseen ways.- Film.com
- Posted Aug 19, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The point of this film is the spell it weaves and, by and large, it is successful. It’s the music, it’s the cinematography, it’s the score, it’s Casey Affleck’s hollow speaking voice — they all add up to something that resembles a fever dream facsimile of an eventful movie.- Film.com
- Posted Aug 10, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
From a distance The Spectacular Now is mere soap opera, but it is one of those films that grow more fascinating upon inspection.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 31, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Drug War is by no means a bad film, but it doesn’t do much to push the needle of originality, and doesn’t glide enough to represent perfection of the genre.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 17, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s unlikely anyone who sees Blackfish will be trekking to Shamu Stadium this summer.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 16, 2013
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- Posted Jul 14, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Lifeguard is a painfully dull (alleged) drama utterly lacking in originality or self-awareness.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 12, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is one of the better dumbass sci-fi action movies to come down the pike in quite some time.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 8, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
First and foremost I’m So Excited! is late night cabaret – funny, filthy and more than a little bit sloshed.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 25, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
A Hijacking isn’t boring, but it is not an adventure film – it is a frustratingly realistic take on the unfortunate modern threat of piracy, and a bit of an emotional workout.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is design work of the highest caliber and it is impossible to not enjoy simply watching these little buggers run around. It is unfortunate, however, that the creativity, originality and propulsive storytelling found in the original “Monsters Inc.” just didn’t matriculate with them.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 18, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Pussy Riot: A Punk’s Prayer is about an interesting topic, but the film itself is not quite up to snuff.- Film.com
- Posted May 30, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Fill the Void is, in the worst sense of the word, a “women’s picture,” in which people wring their hands and worry, wail and weep over marriage and maintaining the status quo.- Film.com
- Posted May 27, 2013
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- Posted May 27, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Past is just about as good as a relationship drama is ever going to get. The plot is teased out with deliberate grace, the performances are sublime and the revelations, even the most melodramatic, feel right and true. It’s big canvas stuff painted by a new master.- Film.com
- Posted May 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Only Lovers Left Alive is an exhibit A example of how to use style to enhance substance, not overwhelm it.- Film.com
- Posted May 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Chandor delivers pure cinema. Thrilling and adventuresome, this is a career highlight from the uniquely sympathetic Robert Redford.- Film.com
- Posted May 25, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The first half of “The Congress,” while still fascinating, does suffer a bit from keeping its focus on the gripes and accusations between Hollywood actors and producers...Once the Philip K. Dick-meets-”Inception” second half kicks in, the implications grow more universal.- Film.com
- Posted May 22, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s no way to overstate the gorgeous look of this film, but the mannered dialogue and deliberateness of pace becomes less of an homage to Asian revenge films than a parody.- Film.com
- Posted May 22, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a character piece, and one of the best and most understated movies I’ve ever seen about the grieving process.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2013
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- Posted May 19, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
S-VHS isn’t as pants-pooping scary as the first, but it is funnier, tighter and slicker.- Film.com
- Posted May 17, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite a lead performance by the always welcome Julianne Moore it is rudderless in its presentation and outright stupid in its central conceits.- Film.com
- Posted May 10, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is a movie that proposes a genuine, intelligent solution, both for the main character and for us. It comes at you kinda quickly (and economically, in about three wordless shots), but it hit me like a bag of dumpster-dived apples to the gut.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 29, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
I spent the bulk of Paradise Love mimicking Edvard Munch’s “The Scream.” It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a disturbing film.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 28, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
As a movie, quite frankly, it stinks. As an “entertainment object,” it will no doubt find its boosters.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 23, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The emotions the Shinoharas’ story inspire are all over the road. It is at times triumphant and warm, then sad and even enraging.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 21, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
In the House is crafty and juicy and ought to delight anyone whose ever thumped their chest about being a storyteller. I must confess, however, that somewhere in the third act the air started to leak from the balloon.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The prolific 76-year-old British creator of character-rich, social dramas steeped in natural realism (usually) has whiffed it and whiffed it hard with this one. It’s not that it’s just “lesser Loach.” It is, in my opinion at least, humiliating.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 10, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is a shaggy dog road movie, and a drug-hazy one at that, but beneath the silliness and character-based gags, Crystal Fairy is, I feel, an unusually insightful look at self-imposed false identities and group dynamics.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 9, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite the numerous patchy moments The Brass Teapot by and large squeaks by as an enjoyable entertainment.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 2, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The action is the real star here, and it’s all good enough. It isn’t great – the aerial special effects are distractingly cheap – but at least there’s lots of it on display.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The remarkable storytelling that eventually emerges in Eden is something you should see, providing you feel that you can stomach it.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 19, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It isn’t just the bright colors and the costumes but every visual aspect of Byzantium that sings. Neil Jordan knows where to put the camera. It’s just a shame he wasn’t able to inject a little life inside that frame.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 12, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
This tiny friends-and-family production has the vibe of a project done on weekends and after school. That’s no knock. It is vibrant and bubbly and just clever enough to engage people who wouldn’t normally watch a black-and-white micro-budget Shakespeare adaptation without any big movie stars.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Raimi manages to keep things engaging, which is a very real act of wizardry in and of itself.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 5, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s shallow, it’s boring, it’s poignant, it’s clever, it’s poorly acted, it’s intentionally poorly acted, it has no story, it has marvelous scenes, it is artful, it is hallucinatory, it is shoddily put together. All response is valid.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
To the Wonder is distinctly lacking in oomph and, without an emotional connection, without anything interesting happening on the screen, the beauty can only take you so far before the endeavor falls like a house of cards.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is highly likely you’ll forget the movie by the time you go to bed.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 27, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It does a marvelous job at giving us an impressionistic taste of horrific circumstances without using them to beat us into submission.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 27, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
A Haunted House, its despicable bigotry aside, is also a not-very-good comedy.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Unfortunately the bulk of the picture is cut together like a beer commercial on poorly lit cheap video without much panache. Unless primary colors with a gauzy halo is panache.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
At 76 minutes, Caesar Must Die is more of an art piece than a thick steak of a feature film, but it maintains a fascinating hum from start to finish.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Lore is a rare, wonderful film that works not just as surface entertainment, but has deeper historical meaning, as well as an even grander, more universal statement.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
He’s taken what, on paper, boils down to an extra ridiculous episode of “Law and Order: Criminal Intent” and passes it off as high cinematic art.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
As the anticipated follow-up to Roman Coppola’s marvelous 2001 film “CQ,” this is something of a letdown, but as a breezy romp it could be far, far worse.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
This movie is about as subtle as a sledgehammer, with no shortage of cringeworthy moments and an uninteresting lead performance.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
The film isn’t a home run, but with Rudd in the lead in something so out of the ordinary for him, it’s fair to call a ground rule double.- The Guardian
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- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
Private Property’s vicious form of prurience may make some queasy, and is hardly the type of movie that could get made today without great backlash, but there’s definitely more going on here than mere time-capsule curiosity.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
This extremely homemade film, written and directed by Bridey Elliott and starring her own mostly-famous family, is extremely funny at times and nerve-wracking at others, but also pitch black to the point that many will find it unbearable. I say stick with it; if nothing else, the film is a work of great daring.- Vanity Fair
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s unfortunate that Byrne’s offering such a tremendous performance in a film that is, to put it as bluntly as possible, so very dumb.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
I want more people to see The Tale because it’s such an innovative, honest and important film. It is a landmark, and Laura Dern is absolutely extraordinary. But I know for certain I’ll never watch it again.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is a quiet, subtle story and, as is so often the case when an actor takes their first trip behind the camera, a showcase for terrific performances.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Kindergarten Teacher is probably the only movie about poetry with an ending as tense as any thriller.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
The scenes of artistic, scientific and communal triumph were significant. The isolated, solipsistic anger of each character, lost in their own identity loop, seemed like a perfect analogy for the conflicts in eastern Europe in the mid-1990s.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
Wash Westmoreland’s Colette is exhilarating, funny, inspiring and (remember: corsets!) gorgeous, too.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is a gripping and sad drama that puts a tremendous amount of faith in its performers and audience, and for all the emotion and tenderness in the rest of this year’s Sundance crop, this is the first film that left me a complete broken-down mess by the end.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
This film looks absolutely gorgeous, but apart from its production design it is basically a disaster.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite being about serious matters (labor relations, systematic oppression, racial microaggressions), Sorry to Bother You is slight and raggedy, but when it leans into its surreal, midnight movie instincts it proves engaging and amusing.- The Guardian
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