Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Hoffman
    There are tones of 1970s shaggy realism that are interrupted by moments of character-driven shtick. The wistful scenes aren’t rich enough to engross you and the comedy isn’t clever enough to make a difference.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 87 Jordan Hoffman
    It transcends the usual biopic limitations to tell a specific story about some well-known people with larger, universal implications.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Hoffman
    Co-writers and stars June Diane Raphael (“Whitney,” “New Girl”) and Casey Wilson (“Happy Endings”) are genuine and true comic performers. Even though the story stunk, the set pieces were uninspired and the direction was downright wretched, when these two are “on” and doing schtick, they are absolutely fresh and hilarious.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    There are some laughs – and a few moments worthy of tears – but there’s a breaking point of believability in here somewhere that keeps Nebraska merely good as opposed to great.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Jordan Hoffman
    The whole picture is lifeless and without consequence.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    The Walt Disney World-set Escape From Tomorrow is both a great gimmick-dependent story and a remarkable piece of filmmaking. It is a radical, transgressive departure that exploits new technology in heretofore unseen ways.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The point of this film is the spell it weaves and, by and large, it is successful. It’s the music, it’s the cinematography, it’s the score, it’s Casey Affleck’s hollow speaking voice — they all add up to something that resembles a fever dream facsimile of an eventful movie.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    From a distance The Spectacular Now is mere soap opera, but it is one of those films that grow more fascinating upon inspection.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 63 Jordan Hoffman
    Drug War is by no means a bad film, but it doesn’t do much to push the needle of originality, and doesn’t glide enough to represent perfection of the genre.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s unlikely anyone who sees Blackfish will be trekking to Shamu Stadium this summer.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 Jordan Hoffman
    Hollow, uninteresting and false.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 27 Jordan Hoffman
    The Lifeguard is a painfully dull (alleged) drama utterly lacking in originality or self-awareness.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It is one of the better dumbass sci-fi action movies to come down the pike in quite some time.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    First and foremost I’m So Excited! is late night cabaret – funny, filthy and more than a little bit sloshed.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    A Hijacking isn’t boring, but it is not an adventure film – it is a frustratingly realistic take on the unfortunate modern threat of piracy, and a bit of an emotional workout.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 55 Jordan Hoffman
    This is design work of the highest caliber and it is impossible to not enjoy simply watching these little buggers run around. It is unfortunate, however, that the creativity, originality and propulsive storytelling found in the original “Monsters Inc.” just didn’t matriculate with them.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Pussy Riot: A Punk’s Prayer is about an interesting topic, but the film itself is not quite up to snuff.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 65 Jordan Hoffman
    Fill the Void is, in the worst sense of the word, a “women’s picture,” in which people wring their hands and worry, wail and weep over marriage and maintaining the status quo.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 96 Jordan Hoffman
    A damn near perfect film.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 86 Jordan Hoffman
    The Past is just about as good as a relationship drama is ever going to get. The plot is teased out with deliberate grace, the performances are sublime and the revelations, even the most melodramatic, feel right and true. It’s big canvas stuff painted by a new master.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 92 Jordan Hoffman
    Only Lovers Left Alive is an exhibit A example of how to use style to enhance substance, not overwhelm it.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    Chandor delivers pure cinema. Thrilling and adventuresome, this is a career highlight from the uniquely sympathetic Robert Redford.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 87 Jordan Hoffman
    The first half of “The Congress,” while still fascinating, does suffer a bit from keeping its focus on the gripes and accusations between Hollywood actors and producers...Once the Philip K. Dick-meets-”Inception” second half kicks in, the implications grow more universal.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s no way to overstate the gorgeous look of this film, but the mannered dialogue and deliberateness of pace becomes less of an homage to Asian revenge films than a parody.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 95 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a character piece, and one of the best and most understated movies I’ve ever seen about the grieving process.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    The film is so engaging because it's so damn funny.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    S-VHS isn’t as pants-pooping scary as the first, but it is funnier, tighter and slicker.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite a lead performance by the always welcome Julianne Moore it is rudderless in its presentation and outright stupid in its central conceits.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a movie that proposes a genuine, intelligent solution, both for the main character and for us. It comes at you kinda quickly (and economically, in about three wordless shots), but it hit me like a bag of dumpster-dived apples to the gut.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    I spent the bulk of Paradise Love mimicking Edvard Munch’s “The Scream.” It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a disturbing film.

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