Jordan Hoffman
Select another critic »For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
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| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
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- Jordan Hoffman
For young people looking for something to do besides doomscrolling, you could do far worse. For those old enough to have seen the first one in theaters, this'll be a decent one to stream later in the year.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 16, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
The actual plot of this movie is confusing and idiotic (I really had no idea what the main baddie was trying to accomplish), but luckily, this is not an obstacle to having fun.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Prepare for more gruesome kills, more gross-outs, more insight into how a society might actually look a generation after an unfathomable event. These movies are clearly infectious.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 18, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
For flash and rumble, F1 doesn't have an equal this summer. Roll down the windows and enjoy the ride.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Straw is not exactly subtle, but the emotions are so raw and the performances are so earnest that you’ve really got to have a heart of stone not to care for these people.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 6, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Like dining at Burger King, it's undeniably enjoyable, but may leave you with a queasy feeling when it's all over.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Weirdly it's because it is so damned hokey that parts of the movie are agreeable. One can't help but laugh. That, plus the lead performer, Ben Wang as Li Fong, is extremely likable. He gives a terrific performance, even if you've seen every beat before.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 28, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Unfortunately, there is an uncanny lack of urgency in the film. The characterizations are flat, the would-be quippy dialogue rarely elicits laughs, and the action sequences seldom rise above the level of satisfactory.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 22, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Bad movies come and go, but Hurry Up Tomorrow presents the Weeknd as so needy and so irritating that it may have lasting effects. The next time one of his songs comes up on a playlist, I may hit fast-forward. I've spent enough time with this guy.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 15, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Somehow, The Final Reckoning is 170 minutes, but, like Tom Cruise running across Westminster Bridge, it zooms. Even the acres of baffling dialogue are delivered swiftly.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Formulaic, dare-I-say-sappy movies, when done right, can be really good, and Nonnas is one such example.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
A lot of what works in the movie does so due to the talent of the performers. There aren't a lot of jokes or killer lines in this, but little bits of business that Pugh and Russell, in particular, make work. Harbour's loud, boorish Russian bear is funny at first, but alas, gets tiresome in a short amount of time.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
If you do not find yourself hootin’ and hollerin’ at Viola Davis — excuse me, President Viola Davis — packing automatic weapons, tossing grenades, and charging into a helicopter, well, your loyalty to good, idiotic fun might be questioned.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 10, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
That the specific task at hand in Warfare is so vague is a good reminder that though this happened 20 years ago, there are people right now who have been ordered to enforce political will with violence, and this savagery will likely repeat for all time.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 4, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Jared Hess, co-creator of Napoleon Dynamite and a string of other small oddball pictures, brings a fresh perspective to what could have been a lumbering IP-pallooza movie.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Michelle Yeoh fronted spin-off movie Section 31 is 100 minutes of generic schlock containing only trace elements of Star Trek.- IGN
- Posted Jan 22, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
All of the action is shot cleanly, and I could always tell where everyone was in relation to one another during the setpieces — which may not sound like much of a win, but if you think that, you clearly haven't watched too many direct-to-streaming movies. If you want something done efficiently, hire a union man.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 15, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
It's got the thrills, it's got the creepy-crawlies, and it's got just enough plot to make you care about the characters. Alien: Romulus is a hell of a night out at the movies.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
I'd place it more alongside the enjoyable The Visit or Split, and, indeed, there are some story commonalities with both. It is, however, masterfully shot, with great use of wide angles, cropped frames, and a sense of foreboding inside and around the concert venue.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 2, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
The movie is two hours of cheap jokes, culminating in the world’s biggest Family Guy episode. It tries so hard to be clever, it just ends up being cringe.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 23, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s most impressive is how Perkins collects his simple component parts and somehow transforms this into such an unnerving film. Longlegs is definitely a step above the others.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 10, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
There's a ton of technobabble that you have to take on faith, but Jones and Powell do more than sell it; they make it compelling.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 10, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
While Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F isn’t terrible, and it does have a few funny zings plus one decent chase scene, there’s not a molecule of originality on display. One can’t help but call it a missed opportunity.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 2, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s strangest about this three-hour movie, though, is that despite some deadly slow patches, it still feels like an hour was cut from it, considering how characters develop off-screen. On more than one occasion, there are scenes that suggest deep and lasting relationships between people … that must have happened while the camera was somewhere else.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 27, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
As with the others in the series, this is not an upbeat picture, but it is effective and unsettling without being too gory.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 27, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
Jacqueline (Argentine) isn’t just a bad movie – there are plenty of those. It’s infuriating.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 16, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a treasure as always, basically plays it straight and is terrific.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 24, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
Though Nicholas Hoult is charming as he struggles to find inner strength, Renfield lives or dies by Nic Cage camping it up. And he delivers.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 12, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
The movie starts with the volume cranked to 10, then never takes a breath. At three hours it is unbearable. Yes, this is meant to be a “bad trip” of a movie, taking you inside the experience of someone undergoing a crisis, but there’s a limit. And then it’s revealed that this grown man has mommy issues. For that you made me sit through all this noise?- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2023
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