Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There are sequences of the four prowling the streets on their boards with a fatalist, sinister beauty that show Caple Jr is more than capable of crafting striking compositions. Unfortunately, the jump from image-making to storytelling in this case fails to stick the landing.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There aren’t too many weird or original moments in Bad Moms...but Lucas and Moore, who wrote the script for The Hangover, know how to clear the stage for talented performers that can spin gold from next to nothing.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s rare when you can pinpoint the exact moment a movie goes off the rails, but when Nerve downshifts from far-fetched parable into idiotic action, the film at least has the decency to speed itself along to get to the ending.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Lights Out is yet another half-baked, PG-13 scare-em snoozer centered on an underdeveloped supernatural concept that won’t even give kids a good nightmare.
    • 2 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party is the cinematic equivalent of a drunk man at a sports bar sucking back whole jalapeño peppers hoping for applause without ever being dared. The amusement in watching doesn’t compensate for the pity one feels for someone so desperate for attention.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Plaza has found her Ron Burgundy: the vessel of a true imbecile in which to pour her strange genius.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The Legend of Tarzan ends up being a garbled, clunky production that tries to please everyone and ends up pleasing no one.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What could have been mere summertime chum is actually one of the more cleverly constructed B-movies in quite some time.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    This lifeless, by-the-numbers production is an excruciating exercise in cliche and tedium. Its sole joy is in trying to figure out which of its leads is overacting most.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Eat That Question does a good job of giving us just a taste of nearly every era in Zappa’s multifaceted career.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The result, while instantly forgettable, is a fundamentally pleasurable experience.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The problem with Finding Dory is it doesn’t know when enough is enough. Its believe-in-yourself message is pounded with the subtlety of a hammerhead shark and the final action sequence is really too far-fetched to fathom.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite an idiocy metastasized into the marrow of its script impervious to any radiation, there is, as with many of Sandler’s productions, at least something of an upbeat quality to its reprehensibility.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There are laughs found in almost every scene, though not many big ones. There’s also the problem that no amount of parody can top the real thing.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Most people will find Thru You Princess inspirational. A few will find it infuriating. But that’s frequently the case with a good documentary.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a film tremendously out of step with current tastes, and while I doubt that was its goal, this peculiarity makes it strangely watchable – even enjoyable.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Considering this is the first biopic of one of the world’s most beloved athletes, it’s too bad such a predictable and ham-fisted kids’ flick was the goal.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s the same low-budget horror flick you’ve seen many times before, but it’s nice to see some local variants on a familiar theme.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Bacon, Mitchell and especially young Lucy Fry are all quite effective in these dramatic scenes. But this isn’t a drama. It’s a dumbass, inexpensive horror flick which means anything real is thrown away so that poorly rendered CG ghosts can hover about and smash up windows.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Barbershop: The Next Cut is hardly subtle, but it is more nuanced than you might expect.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    While some viewers may complain that the action is too heavily weighted toward the ending, I’d argue that this is a strong example of destination-not-the-journey film-making.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Many of The Boss’s troubles stem from its constant, unpredictable shifts in tone.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s something inherently fishy about a movie that claims our facts are drawn from an inefficient data set which then turns around and uses the same methodology.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Meet the Blacks is an asinine film (though with a kernel of seriousness) but whenever it feels like it is running out of steam, something strange and surreal will happen to elevate it above a typical spoof movie.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    God’s Not Dead 2 is a much better movie than God’s Not Dead, but that’s a bit like saying a glass of milk left on the table hasn’t curdled and is merely sour.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    In addition to being a funny, invigorating and inspirational ode to being the cleverest kid in the room, it’s a remarkable testament to the suspension of disbelief.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    The first act of the film wins some laughs on surrealist shock humour, but at the expense of ever accepting this character and her world as real.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a bravura debut from a young film-maker, proving that one can still make a movie for no money at a family member’s house and come away with a work of art, not just a calling card.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    While engaging, this Desierto is a little dry.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Now I understand why Jesus’s childhood remains such a mystery: the story is unbelievably boring.

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