Jordan Hoffman
Select another critic »For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
487
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- Jordan Hoffman
This vaguely science-fiction action picture based on a video game (and not a sequel to 2007’s Hitman) is an idiotic mess with a bafflingly dense prologue, an endless final battle, lifeless performances and anticlimactic twists, but it does have a degree of visual flair.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Unfortunately both Eisenberg and Stewart, both frequently brilliant, are on unsure footing here. The movie simply doesn't know if it wants to be Jason Bourne or Cheech and Chong.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
[A] touching, insightful and, at the end of the day, extremely well-meaning film.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ricki and the Flash’s emotional intensity creeps up on you, and it’s all due to the performances. Everyone’s sympathetic, everyone’s got depth.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 4, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The first half of Straight Outta Compton, F Gary Gray’s two-and-a-half hour opus about the birth of west coast gangsta rap, is bursting with energy, exuberance and inspiration. The second half is immobilised by bloat and sanctification.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 31, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
One of the most fascinating, if inscrutable films of the year.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 30, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Helms, a funny performer, is just the face of a mining expedition for easy yuks out of a recognised title. What that says about our regurgitative culture is rather depressing. There’s so much nostalgia on our screens right now. I could really use a vacation.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 27, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s ultimately frustrating about Zipper is that it seems like it has something important to say about infidelity and the sex industry, but can’t decide what that should be.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The best parts of Paper Towns are also the best part of being young – just hanging out doing nothing with friends who know you too well to allow for any lies.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Bagaria’s personal journey has none of the gravitas on screen that the director wants it to have, especially when set against the backdrop of actual human rights crises in Damascus.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Howe’s film is drenched in empathy, where violent actions aren’t exactly excused, but at least framed with understanding.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Tangerine offers a warts-and-all depiction of a subculture seldom treated with respect by straight society. The movie handles it in a sincere way that’s entertaining, too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ryan Reynolds does the best he can with the material.... But any intelligence is tossed once we get mired in a series of dull chase scenes.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 6, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Ted franchise is perhaps unstoppable if MacFarlane sets his sights a bit lower, finds a way to streamline the plot mechanics and just give moviegoers what they never knew they wanted: time hanging out with a foul-mouthed anthropomorphised soft toy.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Even without the current headlines, United Passions is a disgrace. It’s less a movie than preposterous self-hagiography, more appropriate for Scientology or the Rev Sun Myung Moon. As cinema it is excrement. As proof of corporate insanity it is a valuable case study.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is detached, flat film-making at its most bare. You figure out which lines of dialogue deserve to be underlined.- The Guardian
- Posted May 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Hunting Elephants has its requisite scenes of planning and setbacks, but it mostly settles for old-people jokes (now I know the Hebrew for Viagra: it’s Viagra) and making Patrick Stewart look like an imbecile.- The Guardian
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
I can’t believe just how dumb Hot Pursuit is. Moreover I can’t believe just how much I laughed.- The Guardian
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
More frightening (yet strangely entertaining) than most of today’s narrative horror films.- The Guardian
- Posted May 4, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
I give the odd, small film Maggie all the points in the world for experimenting with genre-blending and subverting audience expectations, but there’s just too much about it that fails to connect.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a play shoehorned into a film. Sometimes that can work – LaBute’s managed it before – but it’s a steep hill to climb, and this one doesn’t quite make it.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Age of Adaline, which starts off looking like a frothy series of excuses to put Blake Lively in some fabulously timeless gowns, ends up an emotional and even bold chamber drama. Its ending is ludicrous, but also perfect, and I’d be lying if I didn’t get a little choked up.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s really not much going on with Roar storywise. But then you take a step back and think about what it is that you’re watching. My viewing of Roar was set to a soundtrack of “Oh my God!” and “Holy crap!”, all of my own making.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The three leads draw you in. The pace gives these actors time to breathe, show nuance and make their characters human.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 10, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
About Elly is remarkable for both its universal observations about human nature and its specifics.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is the film’s grossest crime. It’s dumb, it’s long, it’s dull, but it isn’t quite bad enough to be camp.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 7, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ultimately, Experimenter finds a glimmer of hope by simply revealing itself. Maybe if more people are educated about the dangers of obedience, they’ll put up more resistance. It can’t hurt to hope.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
You’ve seen this movie before with peppier actors, and not tethered to a visually uninteresting set that looks like a remainder from a 10-year-old episode of CSI.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Bluebird is undoubtedly a remarkable achievement, especially for a first-time filmmaker.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 24, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
If there was just one extended sequence that crackled with originality you could at least say it has its moments, but, truly, there’s nothing besides repeated use of swear words in lieu of wit.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 19, 2015
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