Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    This vaguely science-fiction action picture based on a video game (and not a sequel to 2007’s Hitman) is an idiotic mess with a bafflingly dense prologue, an endless final battle, lifeless performances and anticlimactic twists, but it does have a degree of visual flair.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Unfortunately both Eisenberg and Stewart, both frequently brilliant, are on unsure footing here. The movie simply doesn't know if it wants to be Jason Bourne or Cheech and Chong.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    [A] touching, insightful and, at the end of the day, extremely well-meaning film.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Ricki and the Flash’s emotional intensity creeps up on you, and it’s all due to the performances. Everyone’s sympathetic, everyone’s got depth.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The first half of Straight Outta Compton, F Gary Gray’s two-and-a-half hour opus about the birth of west coast gangsta rap, is bursting with energy, exuberance and inspiration. The second half is immobilised by bloat and sanctification.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    One of the most fascinating, if inscrutable films of the year.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Helms, a funny performer, is just the face of a mining expedition for easy yuks out of a recognised title. What that says about our regurgitative culture is rather depressing. There’s so much nostalgia on our screens right now. I could really use a vacation.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s ultimately frustrating about Zipper is that it seems like it has something important to say about infidelity and the sex industry, but can’t decide what that should be.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The best parts of Paper Towns are also the best part of being young – just hanging out doing nothing with friends who know you too well to allow for any lies.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Bagaria’s personal journey has none of the gravitas on screen that the director wants it to have, especially when set against the backdrop of actual human rights crises in Damascus.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Howe’s film is drenched in empathy, where violent actions aren’t exactly excused, but at least framed with understanding.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Tangerine offers a warts-and-all depiction of a subculture seldom treated with respect by straight society. The movie handles it in a sincere way that’s entertaining, too.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Ryan Reynolds does the best he can with the material.... But any intelligence is tossed once we get mired in a series of dull chase scenes.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The Ted franchise is perhaps unstoppable if MacFarlane sets his sights a bit lower, finds a way to streamline the plot mechanics and just give moviegoers what they never knew they wanted: time hanging out with a foul-mouthed anthropomorphised soft toy.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Even without the current headlines, United Passions is a disgrace. It’s less a movie than preposterous self-hagiography, more appropriate for Scientology or the Rev Sun Myung Moon. As cinema it is excrement. As proof of corporate insanity it is a valuable case study.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This is detached, flat film-making at its most bare. You figure out which lines of dialogue deserve to be underlined.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Hunting Elephants has its requisite scenes of planning and setbacks, but it mostly settles for old-people jokes (now I know the Hebrew for Viagra: it’s Viagra) and making Patrick Stewart look like an imbecile.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    I can’t believe just how dumb Hot Pursuit is. Moreover I can’t believe just how much I laughed.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    More frightening (yet strangely entertaining) than most of today’s narrative horror films.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    I give the odd, small film Maggie all the points in the world for experimenting with genre-blending and subverting audience expectations, but there’s just too much about it that fails to connect.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a play shoehorned into a film. Sometimes that can work – LaBute’s managed it before – but it’s a steep hill to climb, and this one doesn’t quite make it.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Age of Adaline, which starts off looking like a frothy series of excuses to put Blake Lively in some fabulously timeless gowns, ends up an emotional and even bold chamber drama. Its ending is ludicrous, but also perfect, and I’d be lying if I didn’t get a little choked up.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s really not much going on with Roar storywise. But then you take a step back and think about what it is that you’re watching. My viewing of Roar was set to a soundtrack of “Oh my God!” and “Holy crap!”, all of my own making.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The three leads draw you in. The pace gives these actors time to breathe, show nuance and make their characters human.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    About Elly is remarkable for both its universal observations about human nature and its specifics.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    This is the film’s grossest crime. It’s dumb, it’s long, it’s dull, but it isn’t quite bad enough to be camp.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Ultimately, Experimenter finds a glimmer of hope by simply revealing itself. Maybe if more people are educated about the dangers of obedience, they’ll put up more resistance. It can’t hurt to hope.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    You’ve seen this movie before with peppier actors, and not tethered to a visually uninteresting set that looks like a remainder from a 10-year-old episode of CSI.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 87 Jordan Hoffman
    Bluebird is undoubtedly a remarkable achievement, especially for a first-time filmmaker.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    If there was just one extended sequence that crackled with originality you could at least say it has its moments, but, truly, there’s nothing besides repeated use of swear words in lieu of wit.

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