Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s terrific about The Duff is that Casey and Jessica may not have intentionally befriended the less attractive Bianca as a way to make themselves look better, but they don’t exactly deny that she serves that purpose.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s more to this movie than sweeping music and celebrating in slow motion. It all stems from Costner’s remarkable, taciturn performance as Coach White.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Johnson’s Ana squeezes believability out of one of the more silly romantic entanglements in recent popular culture. It’s all there in her face, which Taylor-Johnson frames in close-up. She’s fully aware this scenario is ridiculous, but can’t seem to turn away from its lunacy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It isn’t just the sheer density of jokes that is impressive, but the diversity.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The on-stage moments of Entertainment are revelatory but, unfortunately, some of the in-between meat of the film doesn’t quite connect.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    A smart and beautiful meditation of fathers and sons (and the Father and Son) that is slow but never boring.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Director Kyle Patrick Alvarez deserves all the praise in the world for the way he cranks up this pressure cooker script. The Stanford Prison Experiment begins with giggles but ends in full psychological break.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Mistress America eventually travels down roads of broken trust and acceptance of reality, but please don’t let those heavy themes suggest this movie is anything other than pure delight. The primacy of the joke rules the day.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    No one in the film is particularly likeable, and while the global implications about epistemology are interesting, the specifics of this particular case, at least rendered here, are quite dull.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Clearly there is entertainment value in this documentary, but it’s very much of a “behind the music” calibre.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Not since Grey Gardens has a film invited us into such a strange, barely-functioning home and allowed us to gawk without reservation. This is a nosy movie, but it is altogether fascinating.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Writer-director team Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck (It’s Kind of A Funny Story, Half Nelson) must be applauded for refusing to let their shaggy dog tale line up with any predictable storyline.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite the uncomfortable sexism and altogether predictable nature of the film, I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t modestly entertaining.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Think about that one insufferable guy you knew in school who comments on everything you put on Facebook. Now try and imagine spending an entire movie’s run time with him.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This movie may be too slow and verbose to be the next breakout horror hit, but its focus on themes over plot is what elevates it to something near greatness.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What The End of the Tour tries to sell, and sells well, is that Wallace’s big heart was just not made for these times.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Blackhat can’t decide if it is a grim, realistic story from the trenches or cyberwarfare or a giddy, “who cares if that makes sense?” Bond film.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite the presence of grandfatherly Michael Caine, Kingsman’s tone is about as far from the Christopher Nolan-style superhero film as you can get. Verisimilitude is frequently traded in for a rich laugh. The action scenes delight with shock humour.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Certainly we care for Margaret and the way Walter has her trapped, but her character comes across as a cypher representing a great number of issues without being a real individual. This movie wants to be an oil painting, but ends up being more of a mass-produced, though good-quality print.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Both Rogen and Franco, who have marvellous chemistry and exude good cheer, continue to tweak their personas in this very amusing, very imbecilic film.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite the desultory nature of the film, it is sure to hammer home some key points.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Zero Motivation is a shot of honesty, in which short-term goals are far more important than larger geo-political ones. Perhaps because they are the only ones over which we have any control.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This spiral of self-imposed despair feels like part three of a trilogy of American financial darkness after Killing Them Softly and The Counsellor. The Gambler isn’t quite so audience-unfriendly, but those looking for a typical Wahlberg thriller might come away disappointed. Others looking for a less sure bet might reap the rewards.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    I’d be lying if I said this movie didn’t crack me up on more than a few occasions.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s slow cinema and there is boring cinema, and this is an unfortunate example of the latter.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    For family entertainment, you could do a lot worse.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a great story that lends itself to some striking scenes. Yet the film in total – if I may paraphrase Webb’s critics – has a number of holes.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a rather sly affair, slipping in some genuine food for thought amongst its snickering.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The Maze Runner is not a good movie, but it wins points for omitting much of what makes typical teen films excruciating.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The Duke of Burgundy will have its detractors. But this is not just a filthy movie. It's a considerable work of art, and one that touches on a rarely discussed side of human sexuality completely free of judgement.

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