Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Jordan Hoffman
    “Expendables 3” has fewer nauseating clichés than The Judge.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 95 Jordan Hoffman
    A fantastic, sleek and fun satire.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 39 Jordan Hoffman
    Tina Fey is in the film, for heaven’s sake, and I love her to pieces, but by now we know to expect something humdrum when she’s on a movie screen.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Put bluntly, Tim Story's film wears you down until you relent and say, yes, I like these people and it's fun to watch them all have such a good time.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Embarrassing for everyone involved not because of any squeamish subject matter – quite the contrary, seeing retirement-age characters are refreshing – but because the story structure is so fake and so plodding.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Finding Fela does an exemplary job of explaining, in musical terms, what made Fela standout, a simple enough step that most music documentaries ignore.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Young kids will find the second, more action-heavy half of the film entertaining, but everyone else will want to crawl into their shell.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Life After Beth, a frustrating affair due to its waste of resources, feels rushed and under-rehearsed. It is a style of film-making that hopes it can glide its way into your good graces on ad-hoc performance flourishes, a wall-to-wall audio mix and editing patches. One soon recognizes this all a cover for one key issue: a lack of original ideas.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    By the end of the movie few won’t be rolling their eyes or checking their watch, but there’s enough that’s fundamentally good in the meat of film not to wholly reject what The Giver is giving us.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s no way around this: The November Man is asinine. It is not without its pleasures – if you like seeing people get hit in the face with shovels, that is – but it might be the most irresponsibly dumb spy thriller I’ve seen in some time.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    The corn in The Identical is as tall as an elephant’s eye – but there’s nothing that says the story of a man torn between his religious upbringing and his desire to be a musician can’t make for a good movie. In fact, considering a little movie called "The Jazz Singer," there’s ample proof that it can be groundbreaking.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    One of the world's top disturbing tourist attractions is now finally getting the spooky film it deserves
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It has a nose for what's cool, but is completely inept at execution.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Hoffman
    In this 75-minute straight shot of Discovery Channel cinema, no emotional crests are peaked, but viewers will come away informed.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Jordan Hoffman
    Cripplingly lifeless.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    [A] blend of classic sci-fi fare and current pop-culture irony is what rockets “Guardians” into the stratosphere.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The end of the movie goes completely off the rails, but in a way that is charming in its stupidity.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    This picture isn’t as showy or obvious as one of his (many) masterpieces, but it is quite good and deserves your time and respect.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite being clever and crafty it can’t break out of the curiosity shop. It’s the finest diorama in there, but something to admire, linger over then move past.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    Serkis’ Caesar gets more than his fair share of rip-snortin’ badass moments. He’s arguably the finest leader of men we’ve seen on screen since “Lincoln.”
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    This is television-level moviemaking top to bottom, from its preposterous premise, scenery-chomping performances, idiotic sound cues and force-fed jump-scares. Deliver Us From Evil delivers formula, and in a formulaic fashion.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 59 Jordan Hoffman
    Basically a drama-in-disguise. Unfortunately, it’s a formulaic and extremely uneven one, albeit with a number of sympathetic performances.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 61 Jordan Hoffman
    Either I’m getting dumber or the “Transformers” sequels are getting more coherent.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Da Sweet Blood of Jesus isn't entirely successful – and certainly offers few new insights into the nature of addiction – but it remains a welcome change of pace.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    his bleak and somewhat sadistic picture is the type of movie that unfolds like a slow car wreck. You know something bad is going to happen, you just aren’t sure what, or how, and when it eventually happens it is repulsive and yet you still can’t turn away.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Eastwood, who once upon a time was a flavorful director, is working in movie-of-the-week mode here. Cheesy, direct, bland.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Burning Bush is a rare accomplishment. It’s a political film with clear heroes and villains, and true to its HBO roots, it works as a fleet-of-foot juicy plot-delivery system.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    22 Jump Street is a success, as there is a little good ol’ fashioned “heart” beneath its post-modern veneer.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 46 Jordan Hoffman
    A dark, dreary and dull “Mad Max in Neutral” from director David Michôd (“Animal Kingdom”) that tries to pass off its blunt narrative and repetitiveness as some sort of style.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 85 Jordan Hoffman
    Bonello's decision to show rather than tell keeps the audience on its toes.

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