Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. A tarted-up but tedious reprise of the '70s TV series.
  2. Why sit through a lesser imitation, when you could just rent "Heathers" and those other movies for a far more enjoyable time? Drop-dead bitchery? Been there, done that.
  3. There's only one thing to do with this "Bottle": Put a cork in it.
  4. A glittery but dunderheaded murder mystery.
  5. All in all, it's like a bachelor's apartment: a complete mess.
  6. You can boost mediocrity a little, but you cannot raise it from the dead.
  7. A train wreck of a film lying inert where the tracks of the Feel Good Line cross the Path of Good Intentions.
  8. Sadly, the filmmakers haven't given viewers enough context or information about their protagonist to know whether he's utterly free or utterly unmoored -– or to care very much either way.
  9. There's not much zest here, even with Mike Myers's energetic attempts to steal the movie as a cross-eyed flight instructor.
  10. The movie has the sense of being embalmed, or pickled. With its stilted dialogue not quite kitschy enough to be funny and not quite authentic enough to be realistic, the whole movie feels as if it's taking place in formaldehyde.
  11. A snooze, despite all the sex and other gunplay.
  12. Director Howard is so mesmerized by the flames, he squirts formulaic lighter fluid over everything. A conflagration of hyped-up movie cliches, courtesy of George Lucas's Industrial Light & Magic special effects shop, scalds your face.
  13. A few minutes of inspired lunacy aside, The Yes Men is largely a case of the same old preachers preaching to the same old choir.
  14. At best, the movie is a problematic chamber piece; at worst, a misdirected, slightly misanthropic pretension.
  15. Taking Lives would have to work nights to reach mediocrity.
  16. For all his patient, accumulative storytelling, Sayles yields little that doesn't feel trite or overly schematic.
  17. More in the dumb and dumber tradition of "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th" sequels.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The script is much like a nine-inning sitcom that uses an obvious formula to tell a familiar story while garnering cheap laughs.
  18. The parodistic romantic comedy makes the fatal mistake of so much middlebrow satire: It becomes that which it mocks.
  19. The only reason to watch this movie is for stargazing, nice shots of the sea and to revel in a world where false promises, lies and empty posturing are actively encouraged.
  20. A movie that sags and drags under the weight of poor pacing, execrable writing and largely unlikable characters.
  21. It's hard to know which is more annoying: The fact that writer-director Reverge Anselmo makes Dori's schizophrenic look like little more than a cute, sexually available lush or that he makes Mark's Marine act like a jarhead with nothing inside except fireflies.
  22. This character was an abusive swine. Perhaps it would be best to let his art stand on its own.
  23. A boilerplate melodrama whose good guys and bad guys are so baldly drawn they could have been conceived by Friz Freleng.
  24. Dragged down by a paper-thin story, the predictable number of fight scenes executed at equally predictable intervals and stock, unmemorable characters.
  25. I found it a rough night at the flickers.
  26. Max
    Mad Max just sails off into nonsense.
  27. Movies don't come much lamer than Fools Rush In.
  28. Unfortunately, the drama operates on a see-through, easily shatterable metaphor: the frigidity of the WASP soul. [17 October 1997, p.N32]
    • Washington Post
  29. Crazy? Crazy is too mild a word by far to describe the twisted worm at play inside the skull of the Canadian director David Cronenberg -- And that craziness is given full vent in the vomitorium called eXistenZ.

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