Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. An unfunny comedy by Tony Vitale that is enacted not by fleshed-out characters but by hackneyed, two-dimensional stereotypes. There’re so many sexual and ethnic caricatures, it’s hard to know which is most offensive.
  2. A protracted and only sporadically imaginative menu of ways to be murdered.
  3. In a movie as unrewarding as this, there's really only one burning question: When does the spanking begin?
  4. It's a remarkable, if appalling, spectacle of self-abasement. But of course, that's Sandler's specialty.
  5. In a movie whose texture is supposed to be hard-edged realism, the characterization seems a little too pat and jaunty.
  6. The Other Sister is sanctimonious, sanitized fare primarily preoccupied with patting its own back and plucking our heartstrings.
  7. Frankly, scarier critters have checked into Roach Motels.
  8. After introducing a provocative opening, the movie settles in for some pretty cheap scare effects, as well as by-the-numbers computer graphic imagery for the actual marauder.
  9. Although the movie has its moments, it's a tearjerker that jerks too hard.
  10. Nicotina skitters between dull and forced, this despite the use of split screens, jaunty music and the personable Luna.
  11. Mr. Whipple squeezing his Charmin is scarier than this phony baloney computer effects-driven anaconda.
  12. An extraordinary collective act of moral and physical courage is relegated to a backdrop for a mushy, synthetic family melodrama.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    An hour and a half of real airplane turbulence is better than sitting through the bad, offensive material that makes up Soul Plane.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A kind of cinematic analogue of the Iran-Iraq war: It's overlong, it's hard to tell which one's the bad guy, and it's filled with lots of senseless carnage on both sides.
  13. An endless, virtually laugh-free pastiche of Aaron Sorkin by way of Aaron Spelling, Chasing Liberty features Mandy Moore trying so strenuously to be the next America's Sweetheart that she almost pops a vein.
  14. It's so over the top, the top isn't even visible in the rear-view mirror.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The plot, the dialogue and the main characters' love connection are basically mind-numbing.
  15. Thankfully, after its terrific start, Don't Say a Word transmogrifies so totally into Hollywood hooey that it's actually a relief. I'd hate to see a disturbance in the karmic perfection of Douglas's pitch-pure mediocrity.
  16. Isn't really a movie, it's only impersonating one.
  17. Well, it could have been good. But this goofy homage to Kiss fans gets dry mouth pretty fast.
  18. Too long winded and dull.
  19. Fails because of its gratuitous rape and violence and also because of its pretentious and intellectually one-dimensional grounds, which make the violence at the end feel even worse.
  20. The plot, loosely derived from Madison Smartt Bell's "Doctor Sleep," is utterly stale. On their way to confront ancient evil, Strother and Losey keep tripping over timeworn cliches.
  21. It's just a loud, derivative grade-Z horror film of no particular distinction.
  22. Weakens, dilutes, disinfects and otherwise undermines the legacy of Tobe Hooper's 1974 original.
  23. It's an uninspired blend, integrating the boys from "Porky's" and the girls from "Foxes" into a vehicle resembling the worst of "American Graffiti" and the best of "Rock and Roll High School." [13 Aug 1982]
    • Washington Post
  24. Schmaltzy.
  25. It just doesn't work...This isn't a blend of modern and classic so much as a collision.
  26. It's just silly, loud and goofy. The dragon needed a bigger part and the two stars smaller ones.
  27. Offers little in the way of originality, real excitement or even genuinely transgressive behavior.

Top Trailers