Sure, it's still basically a more sophisticated version of "Duck Hunt," but nothing helps us unwind quite like putting bullets through the heads of parachuting ninjas.

The soundtrack, featuring James Brown and Strawberry Alarm Clock, keeps you going long after the Agent Orange has taken away your ability to feel.

The long load times and pesky bugs, which vexed Tribes 2, are there to once again wreck havoc on our fun, so you need to download the necessary patches.

Raccoon City, the site of one or two zombie infestations in the past, is a playable level in the game.

Worth buying, especially for the cartoon raunchiness. But don't let on that this is the only way you meet women.

Worth buying, especially for the cartoon raunchiness. But don't let on that this is the only way you meet women.

Humming the words or making any sound at all into the microphone will get you through these so-called challenges. And that's just plain wack.

The game alternates between first- and third-person views, but it is all action, allowing you to fight riding the Cyclone in motorcycle form or wearing it as mecha battle armor. Either way, it's a way more bitchin' ride than your little Vespa.

The game combines stealth elements with brute force. Hell, Trigger Man even has a Knife Cam that lets you steer your blade through the air after throwing it.

Worth buying, especially for the cartoon raunchiness. But don't let on that this is the only way you meet women.

The game combines stealth elements with brute force. Hell, Trigger Man even has a Knife Cam that lets you steer your blade through the air after throwing it.

The game alternates between first- and third-person views, but it is all action, allowing you to fight riding the Cyclone in motorcycle form or wearing it as mecha battle armor. Either way, it's a way more bitchin' ride than your little Vespa.

The game combines stealth elements with brute force. Hell, Trigger Man even has a Knife Cam that lets you steer your blade through the air after throwing it.

We love it for the über-violent finishing moves and optional online action and hate it for the "instant death traps" we get stuck in on nearly every level. If only we were less clumsy!

We love it for the über-violent finishing moves and optional online action and hate it for the "instant death traps" we get stuck in on nearly every level. If only we were less clumsy!

If watering plants and making sure the food court is swept is your idea of a grand old time, then this might be the game for you.

Except for the cuts that play during the menu screens, the game features absolutely no music. Now that's hardcore, baby!

If you think you might be an RPG fan, this is definitely one to grab.

Though the graphics are sharp, the world is tiny and the pain-in-the-ass controls make killing monsters a chore.

Even with superstrong "Hyper" mode and customizable weapons, it took everything we had to not fall asleep on our controller.

The best game set in the X-Men universe yet.

There is never a break in the action, and even with the obvious emphasis on ESP, the bullets never stop flying.

With no online capabilities or even tag-team possibilities, you're better off spending the 40 bucks on a Jenga game and a case of Schlitz.

The best game set in the X-Men universe yet.

There is never a break in the action, and even with the obvious emphasis on ESP, the bullets never stop flying.

The best game set in the X-Men universe yet.

Even with superstrong "Hyper" mode and customizable weapons, it took everything we had to not fall asleep on our controller.

There is never a break in the action, and even with the obvious emphasis on ESP, the bullets never stop flying.