PALGN's Scores

  • Games
For 1,949 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 34% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 70
Highest review score: 100 Super Mario Galaxy
Lowest review score: 5 Elf Bowling 1 & 2
Score distribution:
1949 game reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    An agreeable effort with no drastic flaws, Spare Parts gets some things right but suffers from a lack of inspiration to be a compelling title.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A poor movie to game adaptation (yes, another one) that has repetitive gameplay and no redeeming features. Johnny Depp has never been in anything so boring.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Despite a well-developed combat system, Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles 2 is a generic beat ‘em up title with minimal redeeming features. Unless you liked the first game, there are better Naruto titles available that offer a more pleasing experience.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The gameplay is repetitive and there's hardly any support from the cast of the film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A better effort for the series but unless you live and breath Ford, there are much better options out there.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The Sims 3 is an adequate port for the 3DS, but in the end fails to capture the addictive fun and charm of its original counterpart.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    If you find it cheap, and you know what you're getting, it may fit your bill. Not a must buy for anyone though - even pinball or pac-man freaks.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A below average title that has been rushed to the Xbox 360. The game features poor AI, no challenge, glitches, boring levels and a minimalistic moveset.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Brunswick Pro Bowling could have been an extension of the bowling found in Wii Sports. Unfortunately, by making the game too difficult most players are best left to playing the bowling game that came free with their Wii.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While it is clear most of the time what the developers were trying to achieve, The First Templar is a bland, repetitive game that lacks the level of polish that most games nowadays have to be considered average.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's not dead on arrival, but it never reaches its true potential. It's not enough to stand out, but Neverdead will satisfy those willing to try something different.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Conflict: Denied Ops is a mediocre first-person shooter with average gameplay. With so many flaws, this game is a tough sell at its current premium price.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    You would think that they could have done a better job than this. A free roaming 3D affair – think GTA but with a giant – wouldn’t have taken a whole lot more effort, and could actually have been an amusing little distraction. Instead, the developers have opted for half-assed 3D, and it doesn’t do the game any good at all.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 54 Critic Score
    The ship formation change puzzles and in-game revelations actually make it interesting for the player - interesting enough to find out why there are dinosaurs roaming in a 300-year-old spaceship that is heading towards Earth.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot is a brilliant example of how not to reboot an old franchise.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Monster 4X4: World Circuit is a budget port of an Xbox title, we're getting it almost a year later and at full price. The game wasn't great originally and it still isn't.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Honestly, some fanatical b-ballers could probably have an average night of fun, but possibly only if fueled by copious amounts of alcohol.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    StormRise is a project that has a great concept behind it, but fails to execute it with grace.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    WALL-E is a solid platforming game that children will love.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If it was released as an eShop title and had greater care taken to the controls, then it would be a much more worthwhile purchase, but as it stands there isn't enough variety or polish on offer in Cubic Ninja.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    An outright travesty.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ape Academy fails on all levels as a mini-game collection. Even if the lack of vareity and modes are negligile, the control and balance kill any possibilty of redemption.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It’s main problem is definitely its “on the rails” approach towards the gameplay side of things and its combat system is less than perfect.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It would have worked better as a unlockable inclusion in "Tekken 5," rather than a standalone game.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Not a disaster. Give it a rent to try out the shark-centric gameplay mechanics, but most Jaws fans will be put off by the mediocrity of the package and wasted opportunity for excellence.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An uninspired game, Midway tried to turn the franchise into something it clearly isn’t and as such the game ends up being boring and generic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An interesting, plague-filled Middle Ages premise and decent combat are let down by some poor presentation and seriously questionable AI issues.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    One for renting, and that's only if it really is one of the last options on the shelf. There's a lack of variety, imagination and difficulty here, and an otherwise solid game engine suffers because of these oversights. The less said about the humour, the better.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Whilst we appreciate that the developers have taken some risks with the game, they have ultimately failed.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While older players will find some brainless fun in The Incredible Hulk, the simple gameplay would more likely to suited to a younger audience.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Empire Earth III ultimately proves to be a predictable, tired, uninspired lump of a game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you’ve played "Ford Racing 2" then you have essentially played Ford Racing 3. The games are practically the same except with a few new cars and some different modes. This is extremely disappointing and the game should be so much better. There is nothing in Ford Racing 3 that we haven’t seen elsewhere done much better.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Two Worlds is a good game that suffers from a shoddy port. You would best be playing it on PC. Or, better yet, playing Oblivion.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory tries so much, and yet fails on so many levels. Unless you're a true fan of the franchise, we'd advise you to steer clear.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If you are a fan of the series, you would need to have never played any other games over the last ten years for this to come across as impressive.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Children under 10 who dig the movie will get some decent entertainment out of what is essential GTA for kids. However, the uneven difficulty, technical issues and uninspired story keep this game from being anything other than passable entertainment.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Regardless of whether or not it was a good idea to make SWAT: Target Liberty for the PSP, it's quite a poor game either way.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    With some obvious flaws that render the game difficult to play at best, Final Fantasy XIV will benefit from some updates in the near future. It's not bad by any means, but it's tough to recommend until the glaring issues have been dealt with.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Elements of War has hardly any redeeming features to make it a worthy recommendation, and with all the high quality RTS titles already out for PC it is easily overshadowed.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It's not that Heatseeker is a horrible game; it just never aspires to be anything more than an average one.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It may amuse the really small ones, but unless you've got the memory of the goldfish you're going to spend your time catching, this one's probably worth avoiding.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A really unspectacular package. The single player campaign is short and lacks variety, there’s nobody to play multiplayer games with, the action itself is confused yet utterly simplistic, and the game fails to graphically compete with titles released four to five years ago on significantly weaker hardware.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    With a hard to follow story and repetitive gameplay, it’s difficult to recommend Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 to anyone other than fans of the series.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Save your money and take your kid to the zoo.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Toy Story Mania is a decent home version of the popular Disneyland and Walt Disney World attraction, but ultimately it’s just another lacklustre mini-game compilation for the Wii.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Ford Racing 3 is another DS game that could've been. At least it's not a total failure and it does provide some hope for the future.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Fuzion Frenzy 2 is intolerable in single player and is okay in multiplayer, even at a budget price the game doesn't come recommended.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Duke's return is bittersweet, serving as a great example of how much the industry has progressed. We still love him, but he deserves better.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    It looks nice, but even for kids, it's not terribly deep or interesting. You could do a lot better.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Puzzle Bobble Universe's main faults lie in the lack of content and uninspired 3D effects. However, the gameplay will still be fun and appealing to a lot of gamers, especially those that haven't had the chance to experience a Puzzle Bobble game before.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A functional but unappealing cash-in.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Budget price point or not, Winback 2: Project Poseidon had the potential to be very, very good. But it’s not. What a shame.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Alien Syndrome is a generic update and a game that is easily forgotten.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    At first, The Fight seems sloppy and broken, but with practice and patience it eventually evolves into a decent fighting experience. It's still not great, or even that good, but it is at the very least playable.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The game mechanics really do show infinite promise, and even with this first attempt there is some dumb fun to be had – except it takes no more than five hours to complete the game 100%. Yes it is simple, short, easy, shallow and a movie tie-in. But I enjoyed it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The brilliance of Sonic Adventure can only be found within Sonic's Action Stages. The game hardly lives up to the lofty praise it received back in the day, but for what it's worth, Sonic Adventure will provide you with the most entertaining 3D Sonic experience to date.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Sprung is a missed opportunity. Who knew dating could be so boring?
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Beat Down makes us feel bad - we wanted it to be good, Cavia put in the ideas that could have made the game good, but failed to deliver on the execution - the despicable quality of voice acting just seals the deal.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A once respectable franchise has been irreversibly tarnished by this steaming turd known as Call of Juarez: The Cartel.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The only thing fantastic about Rise of the Silver Surfer is the record time you'll make travelling to the store to return it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Even Hellboy fans will not find much fun in this title thanks to the dreadfully uninspired game design. If you really must play it, at least wait until it's circulating the bargain bin.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    At its core Mage Night Apocalypse is, although not brilliant, at least passable. However, the fact that the game is hampered by numerous interface problems means it can only be recommended to those obssessed with the Mage Knight universe, or those that want to play every RPG there is.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Although Death Jr. and the Science Fair of Doom is by no means a bad game, it lacks an overall polish and a certain oomph to bring it in line with other DS games on the market.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    A below average game that feels like it has been developed to turn a quick buck.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    One of the worst Nintendo licensed products released in the last few years. We question how this got the Nintendo gold seal.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    By creating this absolute mess of a game, Eurocom have done a great disservice to themselves and fans of the franchise. Avoid at all costs.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Samurai Shodown Sen is a competent weapon-based fighting game with some unique gameplay mechanics. Unfortunately, it suffers from far too many shortcomings to make it worth recommending.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    While not being a complete bomb, Ubisoft's take on arcade soccer is fundamental flawed.You're probably better off tuning into the World Cup itself rather than sitting down with Pure Football.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    One of the worst games of the year and an insult to the original Sonic game.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Donkey Kong Jet Race is yet another example of the uneventful consequences of uninspired motion controls.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Saw II has a few decent puzzles, and fans may appreciate some of the story's revelations, but terrible combat, poor boss encounters and the complete lack of scares detract from the experience.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A game that had a lot of potential in its concept, but a few solid ideas can't make up for poor gameplay.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Not only is this a poor fighting game by Wii standards, this is a massively wasted chance to create something unique and worthwhile. Your money would be better spent in the local arcade.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Boring, repetitive gameplay, uninspired level design and pathetic voice-overs are just part of the reason why Iron Man is destined to become a video store rental rather than a full price purchase.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Brothers in Arms: Double Time contains two dated World War II games that have actually fared off worse in making the transition to the Wii. This is a compilation you will want to avoid.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Racket Sports could have been fun and sounds good in theory... but ultimately fails to hold any interest and is a bad example of Move technology.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Shadow the Hedgehog could signal the death of Sonic spin offs, the title tries too hard to be impressive and ultimately fails miserably.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's great to see the Trojan War explored in Warriors: Legend of Troy, but these legendary warriors deserved a much more endearing title than this one. Only fans need apply.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    The Xbox has far better racing titles available, this game is a budget title and it shows.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    State of Emergency 2 is worse than its predecessor and has almost no redeeming features. We're hoping this is the end of the franchise because the gameplay is seriously outdated.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Golden Axe: Beast Rider had the potential to be the second coming of the Golden Axe franchise, instead it left fans of the long-running series mulling over what could have been.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Unless you are a hardcore Warriors fanatic, Warriors Orochi 2 offers nothing more than button mashing monotony at its finest.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    As satisfying as a sand-ridden shoe, without the fortunate side effect of having gotten some fresh air. Take a ball to the local seaside shingle instead.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Poorly executed, poor AI and highly repetitive. Even die-hard fans will find it difficult to get enjoyment out of this title.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Despite a competent basis, Terminator Salvation is bland, empty and anaemic, even by movie tie-in standards.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Word Puzzle isn't a terrible game, and at 400 points it might have been OK. At 800 points though, it's basically a rip-off, and word-searches have been done much better before.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The slow, frustrating and difficult ride that is Ape Escape is another in a long line of failures of titles trying to moot the need for PlayStation Move.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    An insult to anyone who enjoyed the original arcade game.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Not even the most dedicated fans of the movie will find this game to be of any interest. Children's game or not, The Golden Compass is well below par and not worth your money.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The game becomes repetitive and boring after just half an hour and the gameplay is just too dull.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    If you play Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime, you will be haunted with a dull presentation combined with ordinary gameplay with no differentiation whatsoever.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A lackluster first person shooter, the game is not only let down by the disappointingly forgettable story, but the horrendous gameplay.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Emergency Heroes is a below average game that is ultimately far too dull to be enjoyable.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    A quick time diversion and better left for those with strong nostalgic memories only.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Emergency Mayhem features poor driving and very average mini games - this is a title that is worth avoiding.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    If you’re a pool enthusiast who finds they can’t get a table at the pub, then Actua Pool will fix your cravings, just don’t go expecting anything special.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While there are still a lot of areas that could have been done better, Motion Sports: Play for Real is an adequate launch title that shows off the potential of Kinect.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Whilst Settlers does its job reasonably well, the fact that there are so many occasions in which little occurs within the game is a little disappointing. However, if you have a great deal of patience Settlers is a relatively rewarding game.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    The events are boring, the multiplayer is severely under exploited and the game is unlikely to last you more than an hour.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    An abysmal, close to unplayable mess.

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