PALGN's Scores

  • Games
For 1,949 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 34% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 70
Highest review score: 100 Super Mario Galaxy
Lowest review score: 5 Elf Bowling 1 & 2
Score distribution:
1949 game reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Gun
    A quick and dirty port of a current generation game is a nasty move on behalf of Activision, especially when the Xbox 360 offers much more compelling software for a similar price.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A somewhat interesting action/RPG title underneath all the terrible flaws.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The graphics are pretty, though everything else feels incredibly ordinary, with the intentions solely being focused on tacking Garfield’s name onto a lifeless affair. The game is far too simple and offers very little to anyone who buys it – there are much better alternatives available.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A real slap across the face to Matrix fans. Do yourselves a favour and take the blue pill.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With its familiar but poorly implemented game mechanics, The Wonderful End of the World comes across as trying to be a PC take on the Katamari series. But for the USD$9.99 price tag, you're better off saving the money for something else.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Unforgivable mistakes leave Brink sitting alone in the corner crying, thinking about where it all went wrong.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ty 3 isn't a bad game, taking its target demographic and budget price into account.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    According to Sony, stripping a game of it's most distinguished component is a sure way to achieve success.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A far cry from the quality we've come to expect from the series over the years.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Cold War seems to lack the two main components that are crucial to a stealth/espionage game - a solid narrative and a competent stealth system. Combine that with a short overall length, and you've got no real reason to play it.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ultimately, Worms: Open Warfare feels really undercooked. Everybody knows that there’s potential for a good Worms game on the DS – you’ve got the Wi-Fi online play, stylus allowing for mouse-like precision and all of that jazz, but Open Warfare doesn’t exactly make good use of any of these features. Regardless of that, the biggest insult is that the title can’t even hold up against its ageing predecessors – it really feels like the product was slapped together and shipped out as cheaply as possible.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's a missed opportunity weighed down by cumbersome and lacklustre design. The multiplayer provides some fun, but with Mario Kart on it's way, it's worth neither the hassle or expense.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    24 lacks the focus and innovation to make it stand out from the crowd, and is yet more proof that throwing as many ingredients into the pot as possible rarely yields favourable results.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Rumble Roses XX seems to be more of an exercise in voyeurism for young teenage boys than a serious wrestling game.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection is a package that will truly inspire nostalgia, for better or for worse.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    PixelJunk Racers is a basic game, not basic in the sense that it's easy to pick the game up (but it is) but basic in the sense that the game can be a little bit too boring.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Mad Tracks not only feels like a game that's designed to get as much money out of consumers as possible, it also lacks a real sense of speed and feels uninspired.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Shaun White Skateboarding isn't worthy of your time, your patience or most importantly - your money.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It's a soccer trivia game, no more and no less. It's aimed at hardcore soccer fans, but we're pretty sure hardcore soccer fans would rather be playing the likes of FIFA.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Just a quick cash-in designed to appeal to those who once held the Namco collections in high regard. This is one of the worst compilation titles released in recent years.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Shoot is an uninspired on-rails shooter that fails to capture the imagination it desires to make real and simply remains below average.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The gameplay is utterly basic, consisting of punching and running, but the co-operative element between two players is quite nice. Kids who loved the movie will no doubt get a kick out of this game.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Even if it is considered just a kids game, it still doesn't make the grade. That is even with all the conventions that have been borrowed and all the variety that it tries to provide.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The atmospheric presentation of Microbot is top-notch for a downloadable title. But for a game that promises to be an action shooter, the severe lack of action throughout a significant portion of the title makes this one game that should be left to flat line on the operating table.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Flawed and forgettable. Let this one drown slowly in the deepest pit of Xbox Live.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A generic platformer to say the least. It is obvious the game’s focus is on the franchises rather than the core gameplay mechanics. One for the diehard fanatics only.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Although it’ superior to the PlayStation 2 version, there still lacks an overall polish and depth to make it stand out from the crowd. Best left for die-hard fans only.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Such a broken game that you'd be better off waiting for NBA Live 08 to hopefully rectify some critical issues.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A serviceable adventure game that does a few things new but is unlikely to tide anyone over or bring back renown to the adventure genre.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Kids who loved the movie will like the game. Everybody else will be bored to tears.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With technical problems that could retroactively plague any Crusade, Altaïr's Chronicles are best left forgotten.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The idea is sound, but the execution most definitely isn't.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The bottom of the barrel for real-time strategy games.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    The DS version of GoldenEye: Rogue Agent was doomed from the start, given the terrible game upon which it was based.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Under-use of the Marvel license, focus on style over substance and a rushed developer have ensured that Marvel Nemesis will be the turkey of the EA holiday lineup.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Driver 76 is nothing more than another generic attempt at a free-roaming action game with very little in the way of redeeming features.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    As yet another uninspired victim of its now dated and unwelcome subject matter, Frontline: Fields of Thunder completely misses the bounds made in today’s PC real-time strategies.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Full of glitches, boring modes and a poor frame-rate at times. We have given it exactly the same score as "DRIV3R" and who actually enjoyed that game? Avoid it and you’ll be happy, and we’ll be happy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With the wonderful "Street Fighter 3" and "Guilty Gear X2 Reload" on the Xbox, there's really no need to even touch this despite its low price.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If this is the best example of the PSP’s capabilities, the developers are better off making a different game because the load times/screens make the game lose portable appeal and a lot of functionality as a game in general.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    EyePet on PSP is cute, sure, but there isn't much you can do with it aside from simple, boring mini-games and unimaginative augmented reality gimmicks.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Dynasty Warriors 5: Xtreme Legends shows just how little milk Koei has left in the proverbial cow.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Legends has ruined many of the fun elements of previous Stronghold games, and reuses clichéd real-time strategy themes such as dragons and magic that really make no sense at all to the final product.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A budget title that very much feels like a budget title. The interface is clunky, the gameplay can be slow and each title has a few problems, you've really got to enjoy these board games to get any fun out of this title.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    It's Dynasty Warriors, but it's hideously ugly and devoid of content, and therefore not worth the two hours it takes to beat.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Dragoneer's Aria could have been a good game, but the dreadful battle system, lacklustre story and average presentation make it very difficult to recommend.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Players would be better off waiting until the show comes around again to spend that sort of money on sideshow games.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    A completely unrecommendable mess. Even if you can get past the glaring errors, issues, bugs and problems, there is little that make the game different or more worthwhile than any other FPS ever made.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Party Animals is one of the worst mini game compilations released in the past few years. The game is a sad moment for the franchise.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Shrek the Third is a typically generic movie tie-in. Children won't be fooled by the thin gameplay and been-there-done-that feel to the game.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    A spectacular failure in terms of content and technical quality. Don't bother.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite the fact it looks rather pretty, Genji: Days of the Blade is a poor effort that does just about everything worse than its predecessor.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Monster Madness will make you tear your hair out in frustration before it bores you to death.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Hot Pixel is the most blatantly derivative product we've seen for years, but to make matters worse, it fails to offer up any sort of compelling gameplay or long term value.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Rango is a highly recommended game on the Nintendo DS if you're interested in masochism or sleep.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Yar's Revenge is an awful rail shooter experience with so many shortcomings that there is hardly anything redeeming about it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Trinity: Souls of Zill O'll isn't a terrible RPG, it's just a forgettable one.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Lazy, downright idiotic design coupled with a staggering lack of ideas. Awful.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An addition to the long line of adventure video games that will leave players feeling cold where gameplay is concerned. Suda 51 fans should play it for the story and the music, nothing more.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Slow, mindless and dreary gameplay deals another blow to Sonic's struggle to survive in the 21st century.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Some moments of Jurassic Park: The Game evoke the atmosphere of the films quite well, but unfortunately it's a game where the player ultimately feels unnecessary.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Sega dropped the ball on this one. Don't touch it unless you need to cure insomnia, and even then, there are ways that are more readily available and are better for your health.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Unfortunately with average presentation and a distinct lack of options the game is only really recommended to those who thrive on the idea of playing chess via the Xbox 360.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    It’s funny how the transition from book, to movie to game can result in a product so absolutely boring and uninspiring. The Da Vinci Code doesn’t have any major flaws, it just has just about no redeeming features.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's a shame that a decent IP has succumb to so much average, derivative, and plain boring gameplay.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Valhalla Knights is quite possibly the least fun you'll have with a video game this year.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    In the end, Law & Order: Legacies just feels like you're watching a slightly interactive episode of the TV show.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    American Conquest: Divided Nation's steep learning curve, dated mechanics and overly demanding system requirements are likely to prevent all but the most dedicated war gamers from enjoying its take on 19th Century warfare.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Even if its only purpose was to lure speed-hungry maniacs off our roads, thereby saving hundreds of lives each year, it still wouldn't be worth it.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    With such a desirable concept, it's a shame the game hasn't been fleshed out to any great extent. Hopefully future instalments (if any) can provide higher levels of interaction and playability.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A sub-standard mini-game compilation that lacks the appeal of other 'brain games'.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A bad port of a great game. It should never have been shoved onto the 3DS and it doesn't come close to the quality of the original Chaos Theory.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Spongebob Squarepants and Friends Unite! will provide a bit for the fans but anyone looking for co-op action should look elsewhere, even if they’re under ten.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A misguided concept results in the worst Super Monkey Ball game to date. Wait for the next-generation sequel later this year.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For gamers that are fascinated by the Monster Hunter Portable phenomenon our advice is to forget the imitator and head straight for the real deal.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite solid foundations and some good ideas, the pursuit of unreasonable design goals and terrible executions mean that Sniper: Ghost Warrior fails to make the passing grade.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Another potentially cool game completely obliterated by terrible execution.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Kit tries hard to win your heart, but sadly the repetition, disappointing controls and level design stop her from being able to.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It seems Studio London has ignored everything anybody disliked about the two Getaway titles and just included the problems in Gangs of London. This results in poor AI, a terrible aiming system, repetitive missions and a sporadic frame-rate.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A poor movie to game adaptation (yes, another one) that has repetitive gameplay and no redeeming features. Johnny Depp has never been in anything so boring.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The gameplay is repetitive and there's hardly any support from the cast of the film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    A better effort for the series but unless you live and breath Ford, there are much better options out there.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A below average title that has been rushed to the Xbox 360. The game features poor AI, no challenge, glitches, boring levels and a minimalistic moveset.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Brunswick Pro Bowling could have been an extension of the bowling found in Wii Sports. Unfortunately, by making the game too difficult most players are best left to playing the bowling game that came free with their Wii.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While it is clear most of the time what the developers were trying to achieve, The First Templar is a bland, repetitive game that lacks the level of polish that most games nowadays have to be considered average.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Conflict: Denied Ops is a mediocre first-person shooter with average gameplay. With so many flaws, this game is a tough sell at its current premium price.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    You would think that they could have done a better job than this. A free roaming 3D affair – think GTA but with a giant – wouldn’t have taken a whole lot more effort, and could actually have been an amusing little distraction. Instead, the developers have opted for half-assed 3D, and it doesn’t do the game any good at all.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot is a brilliant example of how not to reboot an old franchise.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Monster 4X4: World Circuit is a budget port of an Xbox title, we're getting it almost a year later and at full price. The game wasn't great originally and it still isn't.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Honestly, some fanatical b-ballers could probably have an average night of fun, but possibly only if fueled by copious amounts of alcohol.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    StormRise is a project that has a great concept behind it, but fails to execute it with grace.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    An outright travesty.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ape Academy fails on all levels as a mini-game collection. Even if the lack of vareity and modes are negligile, the control and balance kill any possibilty of redemption.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It’s main problem is definitely its “on the rails” approach towards the gameplay side of things and its combat system is less than perfect.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An uninspired game, Midway tried to turn the franchise into something it clearly isn’t and as such the game ends up being boring and generic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An interesting, plague-filled Middle Ages premise and decent combat are let down by some poor presentation and seriously questionable AI issues.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While older players will find some brainless fun in The Incredible Hulk, the simple gameplay would more likely to suited to a younger audience.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Empire Earth III ultimately proves to be a predictable, tired, uninspired lump of a game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you’ve played "Ford Racing 2" then you have essentially played Ford Racing 3. The games are practically the same except with a few new cars and some different modes. This is extremely disappointing and the game should be so much better. There is nothing in Ford Racing 3 that we haven’t seen elsewhere done much better.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory tries so much, and yet fails on so many levels. Unless you're a true fan of the franchise, we'd advise you to steer clear.

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