Easily the worst sports game we've played. [March 2015, p.83]

A startling glimpse into true hell. [Sept 2013, p.86]

Between getting stuck on invisible walls, being forced to watch awkward cut-scene transitions, and having to repeatedly restart at a checkpoint due to a horribly executed platform sequence I can honestly say I didn't enjoy a second of it. Everything about it feels cheap and hastily thrown together.

That ambition is hamstrung by a development budget that would struggle to cover a six-pack of crisps and an engine that is best at simulating the mid-point of cataract formulation. [Apr 2010, p.109]

As long as you're not expecting to have your plus-fours blown off, you'll find this to be a diverting downloadable game. [Issue#67, p.101]

Not so easy to learn, even harder to master. [Mar 2011, p.107]

Puts the "ass" in NASCAR. [June 2011, p.105]

Pleasant as it is to run amock through four new studies in ruined concrete, scuffed glass and gouged bedrock, we doubt the content injection will rouse this stumbling titan.

Ugly and complex, but still worth a flutter. [Nov 2011, p.110]

More than being a sub-Flash compilation of insulting video games, this casts doubt on whether Hasbro understand what makes its non-digital games good. Or perhaps it just thinks people who play video games are so stupid they'll gladly lap up any old crap. Whatever the reasons behind FGN4 - this is reprehensible.

It's the one that we want. [Feb 2012, p.101]

Explodes your preconceptions. [Feb 2012, p.101]

The Lost Archive will blast an evening from your life, and give you something minor to chew on until Assassin's Creed 3. But this udder sac is pretty much drained.

Hardly the feel good hit of the summer. [Aug 2012, p.110]

Fun and chap but largely inane, this stuff would have served better in the full game. [Aug 2012, p.117]

Puts the 'limp' in olympic. [Aug 2012, p.109]

Just enough to justify. [Sept 2012, p.115]

An entirely adequate karaoke machine. [Feb 2013, p.87]

Landfall holds up particularly well when you're contesting objectives, as the layout is relatively easy to read and form strategies around, without feeling unbalanced.

Generic aerial warfare that fails to take off. [March 2013, p.87]

Only for the youngest and least discerning. [March 2013, p.87]

Classic IQ test with an animated overhaul. [March 2013, p.89]

Beware the caustic pink mist of nostalgia. [Apr 2013, p.81]

A masterclass in bad design. [Apr 2013, p.85]

Existing fans feel free - newcomers, beware. [Apr 2013, p.89]

Castle is another opportunity to celebrate how well Halo does vehicles without ruining things for pedestrians, then.

Grimly coining it in, this feels wretched. [July 2013, p.79]

Sadly, the one time we really enjoyed ourselves was watching a bullet sink into a camel's buttock. [Aug 2013, p.87]