The story and comic feels light-hearted where it should be dark and disturbing, and the games lack longevity. [Issue#67, p.105]

A completely unremarkable WWII shooter with more bugs than Pixar's second feature film. There's nothing offensive about it, it's just subpar in every possible way, from AI to controls to visuals to voice acting. Feels like a launch window 360 game.

Not really worth investigating. [March 2012, p.91]

A black mark for the History Channel. [June 2008, p.72]

Five hours of playing this game will kill the entire genre for you, too. [Aug 2011, p.99]

There's only one number that reflects this perfectly average experience.

One to avoid like Crypto's anal probe. [Mar 2009, p.93]

It's a genuinely bad game in every respect. [May 2018, p.82]

Laborious and horribly put together, Agony really will put you through hell. [Aug 2018, p.78]

An amazingly limited game - so basic that you can't quite believe it's not free on Xbox Live Arcade. [Nov 2006, p.102]

Dreary and glitchy, a reminder that Hitman 2: Silent Assassin isn't as good as you recall. [May 2016, p.78]

Only hipsters and farming fetishists need apply. [Nov 2013, p.91]

It's such an empty, floating and bewildering mess that it's impossible to enjoy. [Issue#67, p.103]

The thrill of a 400-foot homer can't make up for many faults. Swing and a miss. [June 2018, p.80]

A promising concept is steamrollered in a game that doesn't really work as a platformer and breaks down entirely as a racer. We'd rather be kicked in the shins for eight hours than play this again.

Once you've stabbed one, run past one, and been killed by one, you've played enough. And that two minute process is not worth any amount of money.

A disaster even by movie-game standards. [Nov 2012, p.107]

Bustin' doesn't make us feel good. More like incredibly bored. [Oct 2016, p.103]

"Quotation Forthcoming"

This really is absolutely shocking.

Makes you want to jump off a cliff.

It's so terrible it nearly transcends its own boundaries and becomes something jaw-droppingly incredible - being memorably crap. [Apr 2014, p.89]

Sure to drag your party in a depressingly non-sexy direction. You'd have an edgier evening playing Monopoly.

Dismal in just about every possible way. [Feb 2010, p.110]

Passable idea with no charisma or presentation. [Feb 2012, p.99]

The worst game on Xbox 360 to date. [June 2009, p.93]

It's so similar to Spongebob, Nickelodeon must have a template for offensively awful games. [Christmas 2013, p.107]

Amy is a travesty from start to finish, a game that plainly admires but fatally misunderstands its peers. Save yourself an infinity of soul-crushing distress, and forget you ever heard about it.