At 20 quid for five distractions that might keep you busy for 30 seconds, it's overpriced. [Apr 2007, p.60]

Bad frame rate, horrid voice acting, stupid story, crap weapons, confusing, overpriced. [July 2012, p.93]

This is the kind of game that makes us invent words like stinktacular and dumpulescent. [June 2010, p.71]

This miserably commercial effort - well, it's just depressing, and the only positive thing we've got to say about it is thank god it's unlikely ever to be released in this country. [July 2010, p.60]

You just mash buttons and move on. Dire. [Jan 2010, p.74]

An utterly terrible shooter which will, if nothing else, satisfy your recommended daily allowance of mirth...and pvc hotpants. [July 2008, p.68]

There's only one word for this experience: wooden. [Feb 2008, p.51]

Random and mindless, you'd be much better off diving head first onto a rusty nail bed than enduring five minutes of this tedium. [Mar 2007, p.81]

It's astonishing that anyone would try and sell this as a complete game. Piffle ball more like. [Apr 2007, p.71]

It's totally broken. [Jan 2010, p.74]

The Wii does shovelware better than anyone, but it's really hit a new low with 101-in-1 Sports. [Jan 2011, p.69]

A horrendous mess of a game, horrible to play in every way, short of severing your hands at the wrists and squirting lemon on the stumps. [Mar 2007, p.70]

As shocking as dunking your Wii into the bathtub... Let this one sink without a trace. [Jan 2012, p.106]

An utterly soulless collection of impossibly difficult sports games that will make everyone hate everything. [Apr 2012, p.100]

The steaming cherry on an already stinking bum-cake, Billy the Wizard is one of the most horrible things to have happened to us in a long while. [Christmas 2007, p.65]

A collection of rubbish puzzles that will surely train your brain not to let your wallet waste 20 pounds on this sort of crap in the future. You have been warned. [Aug 2007, p.67]

We'd rather undergo a CIA interrogation than play this again. [Jan 2011, p.68]

A shrine to gaming incompetence. Arriving in the same month as "Galaxy" it's gotta take some balls to release something as totally inept as this and expect people to play it. [Christmas 2007, p.64]

So bad it's worth renting, just to see. [Christmas 2009, p.68]

I crushed the cart under the wheels of my office chair and chucked the pieces in the bin. [Jan 2009, p.77]

A big pot full of bum. [Dec 2009, p.64]

The ultimate exercise in futility. [Jan 2009, p.71]

Offensively lame. [May 2010, p.68]

The target game in Wii Play is miles better and more challenging. [Oct 2007, p.69]

This is quite possibly the ugliest game we've ever seen. [Aug 2010, p.73]

Shonky physics, bland tracks, hopelessly vague powerups - this one's got it all! [Jan 2012, p.116]

This is the kind of beast your mum wold describe to get you back in the house before curfew. [Oct 2007, p.77]

Congratulations, Nordcurrent, you've made the worst game of the year. [Oct 2011, p.75]