Cheapo presentation. [Christmas 2009, p.67]

Botched design, poor songs and bloody chipmunks. [Feb 2010, p.68]

It's not worth your time and money. [Nov 2009, p.72]

There's really no excuse to get this. [Sept 2011, p.72]

The whole thing just feels a bit cheap. [Oct 2009, p.69]

Aside from the atrocious controls, graphics and music, the striking thing about Megamix Sports is its desperation to find enough things for you to do. [Issue#56, p.71]

It's not enough. [May 2011, p.71]

Stick to the books instead. [July 2009, p.73]

An overpriced puzzler that presents you with the bare bones of a game. [June 2012, p.106]

Localisation stinginess has given us the worst possible version of a half-arsed port of a not-very-good Wii game. [March 2012, p.97]

Scratch your head in tragi-comic woe as you try to decipher the game's cryptic instructions! [Mar 2008, p.71]

The film was duff; the game's duff. [Aug 2009, p.77]

Bitten by a radioactive librarian, MSHS developed a superhuman ability to suck the life from the room. [Winter 2009, p.63]

Not just the giant cheapo pile of rubbish we expected - just a tiny, feeble, overpriced piece of crap. A genuinely awful addition to the 3DS library. [Oct 2011, p.58]

Unfortunately, it's rendered almost unplayable by the low-res DS screen. [June 2011, p.66]

Which dummy thought dumping you back to the main menu screen after each round was a good idea? [Sept 2011, p.73]

This is such a technical and conceptual mess that EA wouldn't send us a copy - we had to go out and buy it. [Christmas 2010, p.53]

A phenomenon like Moshi Monsters owes its trusting fanbase better. [Jan 2012, p.117]

This game is still proof of how inaccurate the touch screen is capable of being, although we must admit that it is kind of relaxing. [Apr 2008, p.77]

There's nothing broken here, but it's entirely worthless. [May 2011, p.71]

Dead on arrival. [June 2009, p.74]

If you like paintball, book a session of the real thing. [Christmas 2009, p.69]

This is the other one - the one that's quite crap. [Apr 2011, p.60]

This is awful. [July 2010, p.61]

Controls seem fluid once you get the hang of them, but the customisation/grooming is worse than some GBA animal games - and they don't have a ready-made stroking device in the form of the Wii remote. [Jan 2008, p.65]

Tiresome nonsense. [Sept 2007, p.40]

Serious sharpening required. [Christmas 2010, p.74]

Basic, crude, ugly. [May 2011, p.69]