The graphics, the animation, the UI, everything here looks like we've gone back a good 17 years. The technical state of the game is also bad, reminiscent of clinical death, making the game almost unplayable. [Issue#328]

An attempt to make the adventure game that has gone wrong. Even though, it has nothing mutual with the subject matter, it sponges upon a name of the famous vampire. The extremely short-lived piece that has nothing to offer. [Issue#233]

The first installment, despite its unremarkable gameplay, at least tried. It brought the story of a man who just wants to exist, but the whole world is against him. Here, from the start, you're a nutcase in a bathrobe who shoots prisoners and cleans sewers. And sometimes he hallucinates. If there's satire, it's on the level of cops eating donuts. [Issue#319]

Flat. Boring. Ugly. Annoying. Poorly optimized. Uwe Boll. [July 2009]

There is some potential hidden in Hoodwink but it's all buried under a pile of amateurism from the developers, or did they enjoy creating illogical adventures? [Sept 2012]

A crappy system, technologically speaking it's an unfinished, irritating, and every now and then arrogant action RPG, with flaws as merits, demonstrating how to not make a game. [Issue#232]

An interesting pirate adventure which very soon degrades into a journey of horror lined with dysfunctional mechanisms and game-killing bugs. [Issue#250]

The worst gift agent 007 could possibly get to his 50th birthday. Better get nothing at all than this annoying agony. [Christmas 2012]

Game excels in bizarre ideas and crazy humor. Everything else is total crap – unusable controls, prehistoric graphics and overall shortness to name few.

Despite to first two enjoyable episodes FlatOut 3 sets out its own way – unfortunately, what a way to a waste container. A.I., driving model, boring races… almost everything is as bad as it gets. [Jan 2012]

If Beauty Factory comes as a freeware web-based game there is a slight chance it could impress a bored person for 15 minutes. Ask for money in this case? We call it arrogance. There are no pros (except that “you need not to buy it”) only cons. [Aug 2008]

Absolutely and totally disastrous experience – this game offers flat playability, almost non-existent physics and obsolete visuals. It's actually worse than the previous episode! [Jan 2012]

The latest Leisure Suit Larry adventures show the very bottom where once an excellent game could fall. Absolute trash came from the creators of Worms – simply unbelievable. [July 2009]

Simple and straightforward action shooter. Strictly linear level design and weak presentation does not mean you can enjoy the fierce fighting. [Dec 2008]

A stereotypical “jump-and-smash” game with two playable characters. Typical movie appendix with no ambitions to be more then a few hours of entertainment. [Feb 2009]

Simple cooking game tries to make fortune on famous reality show license. The best part is the recipes from Gordon Ramsey that you can try in your real kitchen. [Issue#189]

Even with terrible camera behavior Pixar’s UP is way too easy to find any real challenge. It’s still good for a quiet, noisy children's audience, but adults find the game a bit empty. [July 2009]

Surprisingly good platformer game is filled with great food, great humor and great gameplay ideas. Pity only on its inexcusable shortness. [Issue#190]

Original medieval adventure game set in a plague-infested village scores with a dark atmosphere and strong story – prepare to face death with every step you take. [Issue#187]

Amazing action platformer with tactical elements excels in instant playability, stylish graphics and exquisite sound. Good impression is only spoiled by the overall shortness. [Feb 2010]

Clover is adventure game with a smart and satiric story based on puzzle solving. Attractive visuals can not hide the overall shortness though. [Issue#190]

Colored and fast-paced arcade game brings all the ingredients you can remember from the previous installments but not much news – unfortunately, it’s almost the same game for the fifth time. [July 2010]

Simplified and slightly extended version of a legendary adventure game uses somewhat obsolete visuals but still counts as one of the best games of all times. [Issue#196]

Add-on for add-on comes with one pretty short campaign, a bunch of new units and weapons… and with a couple of new bugs. Nevertheless it is the best army sim on the market. [Issue#195]

Stand in front of budget-games rack blindfold yourselves and point your finger in some random direction. In 99% cases you will hit a much better game than this garbage. [Issue#195]

Game with 1996 engine released in 2010 can be called "bravery". But to ask 33 Euros for this obsolete antique can not be called anything other than arrogance. [Dec 2010]

So many creative ideas, so many incomprehensible mistakes… Shapeable locations and fantastic visuals boost the fun, but bugs in the challenges and absolutely stupid dialogues almost kill it. [Dec 2010]

A tiny but colorful and fun arcade game which concept is clearly more suitable for mobile phones than the PC. [Issue#201]