Happy Puppy's Scores

  • Games
For 471 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
Lowest review score: 20 Gold and Glory: The Road to El Dorado
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 34 out of 471
471 game reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If you haven't seen the game, prepare to witness some of the weakest graphics this side of the millenium. The 3D characters are nothing but big blocks of pixel.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's interesting enough, and you'd probably get a few hours of gameplay out of it, but it gets tired really quickly. Add this to the fact that the really cool battles -- the ones with lots of ships on each side that might have drawn you to this title--are nearly impossible to coordinate.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Definitely not a "maximum" of anything, dismally low number of gameplay options, pretty but useless opponents, oversimplified cue-stick interaction, and way-sensitive controls.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The Ward was obviously inspired by LucasArts' classic "The Dig" and Inscape's underrated "Drowned God," only it's nowhere as good or as innovative as either title.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It doesn't feel like you're playing pool, and these have got to be the most outdated-looking graphics seen on the PlayStation2.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A generic cart racer, even with those blue bastards behind the wheel. The only saving grace is the price tag.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In space, no one can hear you scream. Unfortunately, the same can't be said of where I live. As a result, many neighbors complained about the expletive-laden screeching I let out while trying to play Alien Resurrection.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    This game should have never left the training room.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Old-school graphics and unprecedented difficulty level make this one a loser for all but the most dedicated retro-game freaks.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Unlike "Seaman," this game's voice recognition is pretty primitive.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Fans of the cartoon obviously aren't sick of the Batman premise, but that doesn't mean they'll be able to tolerate this game.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A painful aquatic encounter, though not on the same level as, say, a jellyfish in the swim trunks.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Shows brief glimpses of that old EA excellence with its new dynasty mode, but sadly, the overall game slides weakly into the realm of substandard.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's a curio--something to buy if you find yourself overcome with Olympic fever; just bear in mind that it'll be in the bargain bin in just a couple of weeks.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Cloggy, rutty, a little bit old, and just a little too safe -- precisely the sensations one is trying to avoid with a game based on motocross.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The graphics may be lackluster, but the music is worse.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    More of a rental than a purchase, unless you're a huge football fanatic who requires every pigskin video game.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    To make a painfully long story short, even at a $20 price point, you won't eke a smidgen of amusment out of this product, unless you receive it as a white elephant gift.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    ESPN MLS GameNight is sort of like the result of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman having a little tike of their own, but it comes out looking like your average tree sloth.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    More than likely to go the way of it's real-life ancestors -- except that no one's going to be looking for it so much as six weeks from now, much less a billion years.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    In and out of the ring, this product's nothing more than a jobber staring down the most brutal tag team ever to represent the "sport": "WWF Wrestlemania 2000" and "WWF Royal Rumble."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The result is a game even worse than the port it came from. It's not an awful game, but it is awfully mediocre.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Imagine the ugliest person you know, and then imagine that the person is made to be just a bit uglier. That's how horrible the graphics are in this game.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    If you are expecting anything remotely as cool as "Toy Story," you will be sorely disappointed.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    This disaster of bushido, on the other hand, Kengo right into the discount bin.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The six mini-games are fun to play... for about 30 minutes each.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    From the graphics to the execution to the gameplay mechanics, America is the poorest excuse for a real-time strategy game I've seen.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Klutzy controls and instructions, tiresome micromanagement, and uninspired audio are wearying once the novelty of the game has worn off.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Falls into the same category as the Double Filet-O-Fish--while it may seem like an extraordinary idea at first, it eventually morphs into a complete catastrophe.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    To clarify, it's your typical boy-meets-scrap-parts-that-will-eventually-become-a-killing-machine tale, minus any compelling death scenes or token nudity shots.

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