Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Lowest review score: 10 Fear Factor: Unleashed
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    One facet worth mentioning is that although I was using the same exact machine as I had for the previous Sims games, I actually had a crisper performance on my system compared to when "Hot Date" had last been played.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Only the lack of a rich multi-player section and some odd design decisions keep Unreal 2 from being one of the best FPS’s in recent memory.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Yes, The Suffering is one downright frightening game, taking you for a long-lasting and not-for-the-weak-of-heart horror ride that is scarily enjoyable right from the start until it regrettably loses steam in its latter stages.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    And the Sims wouldn’t be the Sims without great music, given an appropriately magical theme in Makin’ Magic, and the now-famous Simlish language spoken amongst Sims populating your PC.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Tropico 2 is a wonderful game worth its weight in buried golden treasure.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The only real disappointment I had with Homeworld 2 was with the missions themselves.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    A stunning and beautiful game.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    If dating is your game and "partying" is your middle name, then dance on downtown with Nightlife, where the nighttime is the right time for loving and partying hearty all night until the sun rises in the morning.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    A lack of online support and, more prominently, the cheesy-bad story mode are negatives in THUG2, and represent a stumble for the franchise.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The digital beaches of the game are so close in look and feel to the real thing that I could almost smell the salt water.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    It’s enjoyable, but because of the top-heavy resource management it’s easy to feel overwhelmed.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The sheer number of playable X-Men is amazing.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    A must-buy for both the NASCAR Nation and "casual" car-racing gamers alike.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    It won't appeal as much to fans of the Mario Golf/Outlaw Golf/Hot Shots arcade-style golf game, but if you're looking to play "real" golf on a console, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 clubs the competition off the tee.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Yes, it's a blatant rip-off of Grand Theft Auto. So were a lot of other games – but at least The Godfather is a good rip-off of the genre setter, unlike some embarrassingly awful games (the putrid "Driver 3" and equally dreadful "25 to Life" come to mind).
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    RPG fan or not, Monster Rancher 4 gives everybody a little taste of something.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Everything is extremely bright and colorful, and no matter what’s going on there are never instances of slowdown – except when there is supposed to be slowdown.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    For a true PC RTS to surpass the lazy day couch and button mash of a console classic, it must be fun! Kohan: Immortal Sovereigns is.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    It’s nice to see that Harmonix decided not to rest on their laurels and instead try some new things with Amplitude, and the diversity in the available music tracks is commendable.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Perhaps one of the coolest parts of this game is that after every level is completed, Sly learns a new stealth move, which helps him get by enemies and dodge traps and ambushes.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Making the experience unbelievably rapturous is the Xbox Live headset communicator.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    This is one of the best rosters in all of the KoF games, and longtime fans will probably not be disappointed.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    A great sports game and a betterment of its previous installments. If you're a fan, this is a no-brainer purchase.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The sheer focus on tactics and all of the available options within this makes this an extremely challenging game, but persevering and learning these intricacies will reveal a true gem.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Action fans owe it to themselves to play Otogi 2: Immortal Souls. Don't be fooled by its art house sensibility – this is non-stop action and it has everything you want, plus a little extra.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    While The Sims isn’t a totally radical departure from its PC origins, the Xbox version scores just a tad higher than on the other console version I’ve played, the GameCube, because of its slightly better graphics, more comfortable controller, and easier game save system on the built-in Xbox hard drive.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    I haven’t had this much fun with a fighting game since… well, it’s been a long, long time.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    A very good rally racer. It looks good and plays even better. For those interested in this style of racing, this title is one worth looking into.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The music is one of those touches that really remind you that this is a Disney property. All of the musical scores for the worlds are either originals or very strikingly similar ones.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    Yes, it's a blatant rip-off of Grand Theft Auto. So were a lot of other games - but at least The Godfather is a good rip-off of the genre setter.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    A great game. While the AI can be extremely tough and playing the Story mode through so many times gets a bit old, these shortcomings are more than made up for with the intensity, presentation, and clean fun that it has to offer.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    It’s not high on story or heavy stealth elements, but Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Tides of War delivers in liberal and visceral amounts of action. And you get what you pay for.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    You can play 18 holes with up to three more players or play in a huge tournament (up to 50 players) It's not a revolutionary online mode but it's a huge step forward from HSG3.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    DD's biggest failing is the audio. There are four different types of musical sets you can listen to while racing. They’re all lame and performed by bands that are not known very well.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A great game that any fan of shooters or third person games would enjoy.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A great mix of what gamers loved about the original and some welcomed upgrades that don’t detract from the experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Maxis still did a great job of mapping all the PC commands to the GameCube controller.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Replicating speed is always a goal for racing games and ATV 2 meets the challenge. Fast is fast, especially with the better ATV’s, and the blurring effect during boost use really does bring that sense of speed home.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The game is too darn short. Four or five additional levels would have helped to remedy this, but this isn’t enough to irreparably damage the game. It’s still a damn good title well worth taking for a spin.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The AI is unlike anything else I've seen in a driving game...At times in R1C it was hard to believe I was facing off against computer controlled opponents.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    It's a solid title and it'll pay for itself if you can addict your significant other to Dr. Mario's gameplay.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Besides being fun and challenging (it’s not insane challenge all the time), it’s got a variety of different mission types, the solid controls are easy to learn and use, the graphics and sound are well done, and the two-player co-op mode makes for an entertaining experience.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The game should last an average player quite a while with plenty of hidden secrets and bonuses for completion.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    If Sega can fix some of the problems and totally do away with the worthless batting cursor (batting cursors, like crying, don’t belong in baseball), next year could crown yet another new PS2 baseball champion.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Proves that gameplay and story can (and always should) supersede flash and that a game does not need a big budget to tell a great story.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    There’s almost a complete absence of soundtrack and it really works in creating a sense of dread (coupled with the sporadic nature of the thing attacks, at least in the early going).
    • 80 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The sword combat is simple to come to grips with, the addition of recruits, Robin’s base, and non-linear approach (after level 2) are good features that make it a deeper game than most comparable games even though the engine is showing its age, there’s no tutorial, and the difficultly level can be entirely frustrating.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A bloody good game...If its good single-player action doesn’t get you addicted, then the excellent multiplayer romp definitely will.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The A.I. predictability coupled with linear game levels somewhat dampen the invigorating, bullets-flying-everywhere gameplay that will have your ears ringing from gunfire hours after playing.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A good game that isn’t ground-breaking; however, it does add some interesting considerations with the Trust and Fear of your squad-mates and it creates a terrific atmosphere.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The best console rendition of the series yet.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The clashing of weapons, the whooshing and swooshing of spells, the grunts and roars of monsters, wind passing through a valley, the sound of crashing waves on the shore, they all bring the game to life.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A worthy addition to the series and a good game.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A respectable console version of a very good PC game.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Looks great, tactics work, easy interface and camera, and the ability to easily customize your ‘Mech load-out all add up to a solid game.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    A fun, well-designed, innovative title, and if you've got a long, uninterrupted stretch of weekend in front of you, it's worth at least a rental.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    May not be as groundbreaking as the original Super Mario 64 but as a launch title and a full-featured game you absolutely get your money’s worth.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Graphically, this game is very impressive. The players are very detailed and have lots of nice animations. The players can even get their clothes all dirty. Everything looks and feels realistic and players will actually feel like they are in a baseball stadium.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    DOA Ultimate is just that, an ultimate DOA game that caters to the fans. It's not the pinnacle of fighting games but it looks great, plays awesome over Live with plenty of options, and is accessible to novices.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Manages to walk the line between hardcore RPG and straight action. It’s fun and it’s polished – definitely worth your time as well.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    With so many options available and constant re-evaluations about the situation I didn't feel the creep of boredom even if most of the enemies are pushovers.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    The game kicks butt too except for one big problem: the camera.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    If the first two games left you in the dark with the heavy emphasis on stealth, then Chaos Theory will certainly intrigue you as there’s the option to play it like an action game.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    An extremely good fighter; just don’t expect it to reinvent the wheel.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    For a relatively budget price with around 45 hours of total gameplay, gamers who may not have played them in their first release get a reintroduction to one of the PS2's classic protagonists in two good games – DMC1 and DMC3 with a third (DMC2) only worth playing to acquire new added achievements.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Although the single-player is a roller coaster ride, complete with "on rails" vehicle sections that are over all too soon the multiplayer will ensure that you stick around.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    For the NASCAR fans looking for the chance to pursue The Chase on their Xbox 360, stock car racing doesn't get any better than NASCAR 08.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    All told, Skylanders is responsible for hours and hours of enjoyment in my house.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    C&C: The First Decade will have all C&C aficionados waxing nostalgic for the good old days of GDI versus Nod, Kane and Yuri, and of course, Tanya, the sexiest female gaming character next to Lady Croft.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Be that as it may, the strengths of A Crack in Time overcome its weaknesses and on the whole is a fun experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Crysis 2 is an excellent first person shooter and delivers a different experience than what other titles in the genre are currently offering. "Have it your way" is really the name of the game and whether you love frantic shooters or stealth based games, Crysis 2 has a little of everything.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Vanquish is a complete action package and like any other spectacle on this scale -- movies, books, TV shows -- it's crazy fun, even if it doesn't stay with you beyond turning off your 360.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    As a Dead Rising fan I appreciate the basics of exploring and messing around with different weapons and just having fun. And while the conclusion isn't really satisfying the enjoyment getting there lets me give Case West a recommendation.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Donkey Kong Country Returns starts strong and offers a great gaming experience to players of any age. That's no small feat but it seems Nintendo has been doing it a lot lately.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Unequivocally, the world would be a better place if there were more games like Wario Land Shake It!
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s a short game, clocking in at 14 hours tops for most gamers the first time through, with at least a quarter of that time padded with “light seed” collection tasks that require you to re-explore levels after defeating bosses.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Offering much more action-heavy gameplay and battling with weapons and magic than Skyrim, but lacking some of Skyrim's RPG complexity, Kingdoms of Amalur is still a long-lasting, adventurous game that will provide plenty of fantasy-infused dungeon-crawling fun.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Three tables, all with different aspects of gameplay and a variety of characters from the Star Wars universe, will delight the army of Star Wars fans. But as always, regardless of the subject matter, the real supernova star of any FX 2 pinball game is the stellar ball physics and authentic pinball sounds.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    I'll readily admit that I think Brutal Legend's style outweighs the substance of the game, but dammit, why should apologize for liking it more than I probably should?
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    A great game that seems to be missing something, all of the great characters that we love to use.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Visually and audibly, The Sims Life Stories has exactly the same presence of The Sims 2 series.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    And it’s with good reason: Osmos is a great game (and is a great bargain, at only $10US) that will challenge the puzzle-solving skills of even the best gamers, as ambient gaming enters a new cosmos with Osmos.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    But despite that brevity of gameplay, DuckTales: Remastered is a fun flashback with modern flair for both those that quack-attacked in its 8-bit incarnation or those totally new to the duck tales of Scrooge McDuck.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    If you’re a WarioWare fan, Smooth Moves ramps up very slowly but when it’s firing on all pistons... great fun.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    The basics are covered early on; there are more than two dozen courses to play on and a continual stream of new challenges to tackle.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Overall, for a game that was supposed to be more about the arcade experience of hockey it feels like a more complete solution than the “other product” and impressed me at every turn.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Spinning a new tune for the franchise, Def Jam ICON’s incredible graphics, a really fresh gameplay innovation, great hip-hop soundtrack, the ability to play to your own “beats” and solid online fighting come together in (Bone, Thugs-N) harmony.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    While the Tony Hawk franchise soars once again, it certainly hasn’t flown into the same stratosphere of excellence reached by earlier Tony Hawk games.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    While the tacked-on combat portions bring a blemish to the game’s identity, and the overall length is a bit on the short side (although there are plenty of speed runs and time trials to encourage multiple playthroughs to master each area for the best online time), Mirror’s Edge is still a breathtaking adventure that has brought a new immersive experience to players along with the thrill of the hunt(ed).
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    For hard-core auto racing gamers, especially those that are fans of Formula 1, Codemasters revs up an immersive, realistic racing simulation in F1 2011 with all the official drivers and tracks of the F1 circuit and a nice selection of gaming modes, including a engrossingly robust career mode.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It's a fitting end to the series (well, at least Kratos) but it remains extremely close to the lines laid down by the previous two games in both form and content so as not to upset long-time fans.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    In long stretches, Painkiller can become repetitive. (By long stretches, I mean two or more hours.)
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It certainly isn’t a hole-in-one for the Tiger Woods PGA Tour series gone portable, but with the career mode and enhanced online play more than making up for lackluster graphics and a dearth of mini-games (although there’s still a plethora of other golf-game modes), Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07 still makes the cut as the best PSP golfing game around.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Geometry Wars Galaxies is good for long and short play sessions, but it’s the latter of these that make it perfect for times when you don’t really want an extended play session.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    In the end, this iteration of Bangai-O is a fast, intense shooter that retains the unique feel that the game has had both on the N64 and Dreamcast, with the difficulty significantly ramped up
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    What we have here is a game that follows the norm in basic premise as to what we’ve come to expect from console strategy RPGs, but twists it just enough to play a little different and still be very fun.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    If you liked the original, it’s hard to imagine why you wouldn’t like this expansion. It is the same mix of RPG action and puzzle-solving and even has a story that is more compelling than the original game.
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    • 85 Critic Score
    I'm not going to sit here and tell you that Gatling Gears is some sort of transcendent gaming experience. What it does is remind us why we started playing games in the first place: to have fun. No pretense of artistic or literary value. No outlandish attempt to make your GPU melt down from the number of polygons being thrown at you. Just pure and unadulterated fun.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    For hard-core auto racing gamers, especially those that love Formula 1, Codemasters once again has a fuel-charged and totally immersive, realistic racing simulation in F1 2012 that has everything a F1 fanatic could want.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    All in all, DMC was a fun surprise to review and one of the best games released this year.

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