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DamigamermxusJul 2, 2023

Again, Kathlyn Kennedy and Phoebe Waller-Bridge destroyed Indiana Jones with feminism and treated Indy like a sad and old man when he isn’t like that. Is just so disrespectful to his legacy and Helena character was annoying af like theAgain, Kathlyn Kennedy and Phoebe Waller-Bridge destroyed Indiana Jones with feminism and treated Indy like a sad and old man when he isn’t like that. Is just so disrespectful to his legacy and Helena character was annoying af like the diverse female CIA agent too. This is just soulless and not even the director and John Williams can save this movie. This movie is worse than Cristal Skull. And Disney bought bots and NPCs to make good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and this plataform when this movie is trash and ruined a legendary saga. But the numbers don’t lie and this movie is flopping at the box office with that ridiculous amount of budget the money has.… Expand

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MBurghJul 1, 2023

I watched this film with an eye on my phone to pass the time. A complete mess. Yes, the first 15 minutes had that sort of Indiana Jones vibe, the remainder flopped from place to place with no logic, internal or otherwise. Phoebe WallerI watched this film with an eye on my phone to pass the time. A complete mess. Yes, the first 15 minutes had that sort of Indiana Jones vibe, the remainder flopped from place to place with no logic, internal or otherwise. Phoebe Waller dragged the film down every time she spoke. The Deus Ex Machina ending put the rotten cherry on this tedious disaster.… Expand

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Chipotlex3Jul 3, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It’s really unfortunate that they made all the male characters dumb and inept so that Helena, a self insert for Phoebe Waller Bridge could be the main character. They originally were going to kill off Indie at the end but did reshoots so that now, after Indy gets shot in the chest, he gets decked by Helena and forced home into his bed and he’s magically not dead. Also time travel in an indie movie isn’t mystical it’s just lazy.… Expand

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s33c33Jul 1, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The only part I enjoyed is the only part I did not expect, which was time travelling to the battle of Syracuse instead of WW2. Everything else was predictable and I felt the movie was a tad too long than it had to be. I actually didn't mind on going on many bathroom breaks so I can get away from how boring the movie was. Helena is cringe. Disney is losing is magic and hopefully Bob Iger can turn things around. This movie should've gotten cost cuts if it were this bland. Giving this a 1 because of how bad Disney productions have been lately. I feel bad for Mads for being part of this movie but I guess he did what he could do. Do yourself a favor and watch the new Spiderman instead.… Expand

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bertobellamyJun 30, 2023

Mediocre at best. The overabundance of CGI is annoying; the plot is very convoluted, and the runtime is exhausting, but I think the Ford/Waller-Bridge pairing has good moments. The third act, of course, is totally bonkers, and maybe not inMediocre at best. The overabundance of CGI is annoying; the plot is very convoluted, and the runtime is exhausting, but I think the Ford/Waller-Bridge pairing has good moments. The third act, of course, is totally bonkers, and maybe not in the best way. The movie feels too repetitive with so many similar chases. Also, the ending is a little anti-climactic, but I get what Mangold and the writers tried to do with the character and his ties to history. Anyway, not the send-off I wanted for Indy.… Expand

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CharlieFoxtrot1Jul 2, 2023

Worst movie ever made by Lucasfilm and that includes the Last Jedi. Kathleen Kennedy should be fired and Harrison Ford only made it for the $20M payday:

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Rebelon1Jul 3, 2023

Even the mediocre Applebees meal was not as depressing as this "free" show was. I really loved the original franchise, but it, like my 1970 LTD is long gone. Always good to see Ford, but he was either victim of the old "bait and switch" orEven the mediocre Applebees meal was not as depressing as this "free" show was. I really loved the original franchise, but it, like my 1970 LTD is long gone. Always good to see Ford, but he was either victim of the old "bait and switch" or his $20M payday made this humiliation worthwhile. First 15 minutes-OK..Polar Express looking people on a similar train. Enter Phoebe Waller-Bridge, hands down winner of the "woman you love to hate award". Snotty, supercilious, grating,grafting, dishonest and vainglorious all at once, she has the sex appeal of Olive Oyl and the temperament of Bea Arthur. Indy desecrated, defamed and debauched. I can think of 20 plot lines where a lettered college professor/ex OSS archaeologist adventurer MIGHT have had an interesting retirement. I would be interested in his autobiography! Instead we get him boozed up in a Barc-A-Lounger in his BVDs. Degrading. I'm not going into the plot-it's out there to read such as it is. The writing is so puerile and peppered with anachronisms. Indeed, it seems like it was written by a committee, cut and pasted then heavily ad-libbed. None of the clever wit or twinkle of the early films. Just a slog. Direction adequate but lighting was awful in many parts probably to hide iffy CGI.Three brief gems for those who will see this on Disney+ in August...(1)Ford recounting the tragic death of his son shows his undiminished ability. (2) Sallah has a cameo which is the only returning character-except (3) Karen Allen (made to look as haggard as possible to suit the vanity of either Kennedy of Waller)shows what real screen chemistry can be-but only after a 2 3/4 hour $330M boondoggle of boredom. A pox on Disney. I hope Kennedy's well-deserved retirement will be as bleak, bereft and depressing as she depicted Indy's. Avoid this trash. It'll be on TV post haste.… Expand

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JoloKudiJul 2, 2023

As a devoted fan of Indiana Jones series, my heart is bleeding. I have absolutely no idea how people can say that this is better than the crystal skull. Despite some stupid monkey-swinging crap, aliens and poor CGI, that movie had soul, gaveAs a devoted fan of Indiana Jones series, my heart is bleeding. I have absolutely no idea how people can say that this is better than the crystal skull. Despite some stupid monkey-swinging crap, aliens and poor CGI, that movie had soul, gave Indy a respectful and climactic send off and was actually enjoyable to watch. Even if you didn't like Shia LaBeuf, he at least had a distinctive character with obvious flaws to be ironed out throughout the movie - we saw him grow into being a hero and at the end, I could see him carrying some future movies as the lead Indy successor. Helena's character however seems so empty, detached and uninteresting. She starts off by leaving Indy to die, then for whatever reason decides "nah, now I'm gonna save him, why not" and Indy is supposed to be fine with it. No character arc, no likeable qualities, she's just better than Indy in every aspect - both physically and in terms of her knowledge... Instead of giving that character any depth, anything for the audience to relate to, making her HUMAN, they gave us a plastic mannequin of a protagonist. Additionally, I think the casting director didn't do a great job with giving the part of Helena to Mrs. Phoebe Waller-Bridge. She is a good actress, but to be the protagonist of an action adventure movie, you need certain qualities, which in my opinion Mrs. Waller lacks. Poor physicality, clunky movement but most importantly a lack of on screen charisma make it hard to believe that she'd be able to stand any ground against the Nazi agents in the big chase sequences. (As a side note: Personally, I think an actress like mrs. Emily Blunt, Alexandra Daddario or Anya Taylor-Joy would have been a much better fit for this role, but we'd never know). If they depicted Indy as Helena's mentor, passing the hat onto her, showing her "the ropes", making her realise what truly matters in life, it would have been 10 times better. Say at some point he's ready to sacrifice himself to save her life, leaving the dial behind and maybe that's when she realises that it's not all about the treasure and money, but the people around you (which is really the core of being THE Indiana Jones - that's how he differs from all the villains in this series) - literally anything! Anyone can come up with something like that in a blink of an eye and I think it's way better than what the writers did here, which is pretty much nothing unfortunately. She becomes a good guy all of a sudden, shows up to save Indy and that's it really - there you have it, now you're supposed to cheer for her. Throughout the movie you have this strange feeling that she can stab Indy in the back at any point, you don't trust her as an audience member and it just makes the whole thing uncomfortable to watch. Apart from that, the action scenes are decent, the deaging is fine and believable for the most part, but it looks best in static closeups (and that's the main reason the first 15 minutes of the movie are actually very enjoyable), the script is an inconsistent mess (you can see it was rewritten several times), the whole ending is a nonsense. All in all, what the hell? The movie simply made Indy obsolete - a dead weight to carry around. It's even worse than what they did with Luke honestly... F disney, F "THE MESSAGE", F "strong female leads" and destroying iconic, beloved IPs. When is Disney going to start making use of the brilliant, creative and apolitical writers that are out there? They've already barely broke even on "Little Mermaid", lost 300 million on "Strange World" and "Lightyear" and are on their way to lose even more with "Elemental". If they had any excuses for messing up those movies, loosing money on a huge renowned franchise like Indiana Jones will be just inexplicable. If that happens, I sincerely hope the shareholders will finally step in to save this sinking ship of a production company. I am done with disney, period.… Expand

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LookingforheartJul 4, 2023

Terrible. If you thought Crystal Skull was bad, brace yourself; Disney seems to be intent on redefining 'bottom'. Harrison Ford, what is the matter with you? Other recent roles of yours have been fantastic. This is exactly what Disney did toTerrible. If you thought Crystal Skull was bad, brace yourself; Disney seems to be intent on redefining 'bottom'. Harrison Ford, what is the matter with you? Other recent roles of yours have been fantastic. This is exactly what Disney did to Star Wars, shameful. There are only three Indiana Jones movies, and that ended in 1989. Save your money, and don't bother streaming. Just awful. Modern Disney is irredeemable, IMO. This is the last time I give them a cent.… Expand

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Sickboy0138Jul 1, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Another flaming pile of garbage from lucas film. Another Kathleen Kennedy brunette with a British accent that can't act. It's long and drawn out. Badly edited and boring. Nothing new here at all. Skip it and don't bother watching it. It must have been reshot so many times because of how awful it was. The ending was just thrown together like an old Lego set with no directions. Absolute garbage.… Expand

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DiracJun 30, 2023

I feel like I watched a zombie movie, and I dont mean bc of Fords age.
This movie is a ghoul of what Indy use to be.
Helena is a terrible character, and after the 80s/90s of great female archaeologies (Lara Croft, Bernice Summerfield, Vash)I feel like I watched a zombie movie, and I dont mean bc of Fords age.
This movie is a ghoul of what Indy use to be.
Helena is a terrible character, and after the 80s/90s of great female archaeologies (Lara Croft, Bernice Summerfield, Vash) we get this one who is just so bad. I think she has a magic power of her own that makes everyone else around her dumber then she which makes her appear smarter.

The CGI in this movie is about as good as it was in Rouge One with Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher.

Story is junk, The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones was better written.

I actually miss the days when movies were more grounded. The first 3 movies one could have believed the events actually happened; not this one. These movies should be more like the James Bond movies and when the time comes recast and just do some new ideas. But what we get is Indiana Jones and the Late Social Security Check.

Save your money and skip this.… Expand

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easterfieldsJul 3, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Let's imagine some male sexist producer comes up with an Aliens sequel where an old, irritable, decrepit, Sigourney Weaver is being belittled and overshadowed by an younger, obnoxious, egocentric, self-absorbed male character the whole film. In the end, he knocks out Sigourney with one punch and does God knows what after because she wakes up in a different outfit in her bed at home. There would be public outrage. How is this utter dog Let's imagine some male sexist producer comes up with an Aliens sequel where an old, decrepit Sigourney Weaver is being belittled and overshadowed by an obnoxious egocentric self-absorbed male character the whole film. In the end, he knocks out Sigourney with one punch and does God knows what after because she wakes up in a different outfit in her bed at home. There would be public outrage. How is this utter garbage acceptable??? This really needs to stop. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Terminator, etc. Enough is enough! Stop destroying our male icons of pop culture!!… Expand

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DaveAusJun 30, 2023

Yeah its as bad as the early audiences said it was. Another pass the torch film, that once again has horrible casting so nobody is likeable. The writers let the franchise end on a horrible note.

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ScreenSJun 30, 2023

According to Disney, we aren't allowed to be happy. We must all be in a constant state of rage over fake issues they fabricate on a near daily basis.

Indy is little more than husk of worthless sponge who gets berated by other lessAccording to Disney, we aren't allowed to be happy. We must all be in a constant state of rage over fake issues they fabricate on a near daily basis.

Indy is little more than husk of worthless sponge who gets berated by other less interesting characters,… Expand

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ivanshvedkoJul 2, 2023

It was hard for Mr. Ford to reject a check and hard to keep up with such a movie type. But character substitution to a miserable disasater is far too much. Why disney hates the fans of the most incredible movies? Why? It seems they are up toIt was hard for Mr. Ford to reject a check and hard to keep up with such a movie type. But character substitution to a miserable disasater is far too much. Why disney hates the fans of the most incredible movies? Why? It seems they are up to their evil plan to make all male heroes simps and crying b-ches and turn all females into males to mess up people's heads - this is the mission of disney these days. It seems like this to me… Expand

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CraigWolftJul 2, 2023

This is pure excrement, 1 of worst movies ever. Helena, the Feminazi, is the "hero." Indy is a worthless husk. I HATE(!) this film. To those unspared (this far): DON'T watch!!!

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Problox420Jun 30, 2023

Outside of seeing my Boi Sallah and some of the action scenes, I felt nothing but disappointment and boredom from this movie. I have been defending the Star Wars sequels, but I feel like this is the movie to take it too far

I do notOutside of seeing my Boi Sallah and some of the action scenes, I felt nothing but disappointment and boredom from this movie. I have been defending the Star Wars sequels, but I feel like this is the movie to take it too far

I do not recommend, Watch Ruby Gillman or Nimona instead.… Expand

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chikiponmexJul 2, 2023

Denial of Destiny
About two minutes into the movie a younger Indiana Jones stands to face death (the great unknown mystery) from the gallows in a Nazi infected castle. It makes you hold your breath for about two seconds then after that it'sDenial of Destiny
About two minutes into the movie a younger Indiana Jones stands to face death (the great unknown mystery) from the gallows in a Nazi infected castle. It makes you hold your breath for about two seconds then after that it's like watching a computer game.
The art of film that made the first three movies such a thrill and joy to watch it lost somewhere in the endless use of CGI as well as the story line.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny had all the right element to make him go out on a high. Time travel as the Macguffin is a great idea, but is however lost in confusion. All characters lack personality and vision. They are all over the place as well as our heroes who is basically being rushed from one scene to another by plane, car, boat, train and tuk-tuk's.
And my biggest question of all: what happens to Indy's murder charges?
I'll give it one star for the music. Helena's Theme is nothing but amazing.
Indiana rode into the sunset with his dad, Sallah and Marcus Brody in 1989. That's my denial of destiny!… Expand

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Jrb76Jul 1, 2023

No plot, no story. The editing was so bad it looked like 14 different versions of the movie were spliced into one. The CGI was terrible. For all the money they put into this film, I didn’t see it at all. Do yourself a favor and don’t see thisNo plot, no story. The editing was so bad it looked like 14 different versions of the movie were spliced into one. The CGI was terrible. For all the money they put into this film, I didn’t see it at all. Do yourself a favor and don’t see this movie and just remember there are only three Indiana Jones movies. It was embarrassing how they made Indiana Jones into a week old man that kept on having to be saved by a young girl.… Expand

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Qgal5kapJul 3, 2023

Absolute tripe. My disappointment is complete. I am tired of politics ruining movies!

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FatmanduJun 30, 2023

The worst movie of all time they should make a South Park episode on this but replace Lucas and Spielberg with Kennedy and Waller-Bridge

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mflatt2086Jun 30, 2023

First part of the movie was great. It's just the last two hours that were terrible. I might have fallen asleep at one point, but I'm not sure either way. That in itself tells you that it is much too long.

I also hated how they treatedFirst part of the movie was great. It's just the last two hours that were terrible. I might have fallen asleep at one point, but I'm not sure either way. That in itself tells you that it is much too long.

I also hated how they treated Indy to prop up Helena. She is worse than Brie Larson ever was. The ending was lame and offensive to the character of Indy. Indy is the new Jake Skywalker and this movie is the Last Jedi of the series.… Expand

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Dungeon00XJun 30, 2023

I went in with very few expectations and I'm still disappointed. I honestly didn't know who to root for in this movie, they were all insufferable **** Also, how did that guy take a beam to the face on a moving train? That should've killedI went in with very few expectations and I'm still disappointed. I honestly didn't know who to root for in this movie, they were all insufferable **** Also, how did that guy take a beam to the face on a moving train? That should've killed him! Whoever wrote that line about "Well, That's Capitalism" obviously doesn't have a clue what Capitalism is. This film meant nothing. There are only three Indiana Jones movies, and two bad fan fictions. Disney Lucasfilm is trash.… Expand

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WestsiderkgJul 1, 2023

Please stop destroying classic films and characters. Horrible acting by the stong female too, just Horrible. Nope, I'm not a troll either.

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PrestigiorebelJul 1, 2023

The message of this Indiana Jones movie is women are better, smarter, stronger, wiser, flawless, more resourceful and competent, and men are just losers who need to step aside because their old glory days are over, and they should just goThe message of this Indiana Jones movie is women are better, smarter, stronger, wiser, flawless, more resourceful and competent, and men are just losers who need to step aside because their old glory days are over, and they should just go die.

The only good thing about this movie is the soundtrack, which is not original anyway since it’s the same indiana jones music, and the first 15 mins. From that point forward, this movie gets worst and worst. This is not a Mangold movie, this is a movie from the studio with his surname attached to it.… Expand

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marty344Jul 2, 2023

What an absolute garbage movie. Indiana Jones is a side character in his own movie. he is portrayed as old and washed up man with nothing to live for. Which makes zero sense considering Crystal Skull ended with him being very happy. TheyWhat an absolute garbage movie. Indiana Jones is a side character in his own movie. he is portrayed as old and washed up man with nothing to live for. Which makes zero sense considering Crystal Skull ended with him being very happy. They shoud have a grown up Shortround in the movie, not an insufferable Waller Bridge that is just in the movie to push aroud and belittle Indiana. Save your money and see something else instead. This movie should never have been made.
To the people that love this movie, did you love seeing Indiana getting belittled and pushed around by the insufferable Helana. Did you love it when she tried to kill Indiana on multiple occasions. Waller Bridge is a male repellant. Put her in any movie, and males won't see it.… Expand

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terrapongJun 30, 2023

The movie is Absolute trash. PWB is insufferable and makes an already bad movie unwatchable.

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Game_CriticalJun 30, 2023

The worst part is that the first 20 minutes are actually not bad. It feels like an Indiana Jones movie, fast paced with plenty of action and a decent start of the story. However after that Phoebe Waller-Bridge takes over and Harrison FordThe worst part is that the first 20 minutes are actually not bad. It feels like an Indiana Jones movie, fast paced with plenty of action and a decent start of the story. However after that Phoebe Waller-Bridge takes over and Harrison Ford gets shoved in the side character roll. The Indiana Jones movies ended after the Last Crusade. The End.… Expand

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JCenaJul 3, 2023

Kathleen Kennedy ruins absolutely EVERYTHING she touches! Same with woke Disney!! Phoebe Waller-Bridge is absolutely trash! Only Indiana Jones movies worth watching are the first three canon movies of the series...PERIOD.

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CryariversjwsJul 2, 2023

Bait n switch, gender swap and total character assassination of Indy
A bait and switch, another gender swap movie and an absolute and total character assassination of Indiana Jones. Kathleen Kennedy made him a dead beat divorced loser, thatBait n switch, gender swap and total character assassination of Indy
A bait and switch, another gender swap movie and an absolute and total character assassination of Indiana Jones. Kathleen Kennedy made him a dead beat divorced loser, that lost everything, they killed off his son and oh that was a broken relationship so he was a bad father too, his students hate him and dont pay attention to him, he's portrayed as just a broken loser of a man and at the end still is. Cause god forbid Indiana Jones a white lead male character in 2023 can be a hero, nope they have to emasculate him in every way possible and then replace him with a female and make him the co star of his own movie and the insufferable Phoebe Waller Bridge the lead. And she is as annoying and intolerable as ever. I mean it, she is just the worst in this and comes off a total B. Hollywood ruined another franchise better yet Disney and Kathleen Kennedy ruined another. Wow. Do not watch and support this trash.… Expand

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TubeyJul 1, 2023

A movie that exists solely to emasculate a male movie icon and self-insert a Kathleen Kennedy approved female replacement, who is naturally the most unlikeable character imaginable, played by one of the most unappealing actresses workingA movie that exists solely to emasculate a male movie icon and self-insert a Kathleen Kennedy approved female replacement, who is naturally the most unlikeable character imaginable, played by one of the most unappealing actresses working today in Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

Disney have decided to trade on nostalgia by dumping on everything nostalgic about the franchise. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em... spoiler; it will not. This will haemorrhage money.

But well done Kathleen, you've murdered Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones. Good for you; I hope wasting money-printing franchises was worth fulfilling your misandrist dreams.

But you know, I'd forgive it 'somewhat' for this approach if it was at least entertaining, or was producing something new, taking chances or whatever. After all, just repeating what worked in the past is pointless because it's already been done, so yeah, a new approach is always worth praising if it's genuine and it works.

But it doesn't. It's just a boring movie with nothing to say, nothing innovative. It hits the familiar beats for 15 minutes on a train and then the rest of the movie is just an extremely dumb, badly written piece of crap. The protagonists are terrible - including Jones, because Ford has just checked out here - but the antagonists are awful too, no depth, cardboard cutouts with no threat to them. Nothing of note happens, it just trundles along for a few hours and ends, and nothing of value happens, the story beats don't land, it doesn't have ups and downs, it's just... nothing!

Can I say anything nice about it? Sure. First 15 mins, the de-ageing CGI for Ford is impressive enough, still uncanny valley-ish but much better than others that have tried the same approach.

And that's it. Even Williams' score is a bit 'meh' as it doesn't fit what's on the screen; but it's not his fault as he's have to compose a wet fart of a score to match up with what we're served here.

Grim. Sorry if this is a bit of an aimless rant, but it's just unbelievably poor. And my word, if news outlets start calling negative reviews 'review bombing' then... come on, you have to draw the line and just acknowledge when some thing SO bad just gets torn to shreds.

It's awful.… Expand

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VerticalSmileJun 30, 2023

I don't know why they bothered to pay Harrison Ford to appear in this. They could have just put a fedora on a toilet and achieved the same result for how the character was treated. Everything bad you've heard about this steaming turd of aI don't know why they bothered to pay Harrison Ford to appear in this. They could have just put a fedora on a toilet and achieved the same result for how the character was treated. Everything bad you've heard about this steaming turd of a movie? It's even worse. It's so much worse.… Expand

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jamsbat99Jul 1, 2023

This film is awful. Disney is had no clue what todo with this franchise and it shows.

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Firepenguin38Jul 1, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I tagged spoilers but I'm not sure if what I place is exactly Spoiler.

First 15 minutes was good. Thought it was great and was getting into it. If the movie was on this. It action style Indy. It had something special. HOWEVER THE NEXT 2 HOURS was boring and turned Harrison Ford into a broken man and Helena was the star of this movie. I did not go to the theater to watch Indy "Tag along" and the dialogue was horrible. An insufferable know it all. Certain plot points make no sense. This did have potential of they steered it the right right. Unfortunately they did not I found myself waking up at one point after the opening 15 minutes and on my phone for the rest. I eventually left the theatre with I'm guessing half an hour left. Paint drying was better than this pile of garbage. No way this was 300 Milly. Giving I dy a generic short round instead of an at least cameo of the real guy not this bargain bin **** It's not teddis fault. He's a great young actor. He just does not resonate with the audience. I can keep going with my own not picks. But I'm do t with anything Kathleen Palpatine Kennedy puts her hands on. I desperately wanted this to be a great send off it I can't say that it is. Anyone who enjoys this must not know what Indy was in to es past or even more recent as Crystal skull which st it's cores was at least original. This was nothing originally thought you just copy/paste **** avd I'll not watch another Disney movie or show. Asking as identity politics are involved… Expand

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getsmeliftedJul 2, 2023

If you'll accept anything because of brand recognition, you'll love this. If you have standards for your entertainment, you'll hate it. It's not a good movie. I would have left after 50 minutes if my partner wasn't with me. If you have toIf you'll accept anything because of brand recognition, you'll love this. If you have standards for your entertainment, you'll hate it. It's not a good movie. I would have left after 50 minutes if my partner wasn't with me. If you have to watch it just don't make the mistake I made. Have your exit strategy planned so you don't have to waste your life watching this drivel. Or better yet just stay home and watch the first 3 Indy movies. You'll have a FAR better time.… Expand

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Psitivebomthis1Jul 2, 2023

So bad!
The first 20 minutes are acceptable.
Then this sick female sociopath ruins all. The writer should be punished for creating such bad character. The director is responsible too... He made this movie although he knew how bad this wouldSo bad!
The first 20 minutes are acceptable.
Then this sick female sociopath ruins all.
The writer should be punished for creating such bad character. The director is responsible too... He made this movie although he knew how bad this would end. There are no memorable scenes. There is nothing good after the first 20 minutes.
I'm absolutely sure that an AI would have produced a way better script! Harrison Ford is acting good, but he is simply too old for such an adventure movie. The de-aged Indy looks extremely authentic. I wish the whole movie would have used this technology. This super bad script should have been burnt!… Expand

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turmoyle2000Jul 1, 2023

Based on some of the reviews I had seen from people with a similar interest in movies as myself, I thought I was going to absolutely hate this. I didn’t, but it also wasn’t very good. For starters, don’t believe the reviews that say the firstBased on some of the reviews I had seen from people with a similar interest in movies as myself, I thought I was going to absolutely hate this. I didn’t, but it also wasn’t very good. For starters, don’t believe the reviews that say the first 20 minutes is “vintage Indiana Jones.” It’s not. It’s too dark, too loud, generally obnoxious, overly reliant on CGI, choppily edited, and features a digitally de-aged Harrison Ford that looks frankly bizarre in some of the scenes. The rest of the movie is just one chase scene after another with little emotional investment or genuine thrills. Each scene moves along at an overly quick pace that is done intentionally so the audience doesn’t have time to realize how much of it doesn’t make sense. Phoebe Waller Bridge’s Helena is quite annoying and has muddled character motivations, so much that I didn’t really find myself rooting for her and wished Indy would have just ventured off on his own. Mads Mikkelsen was solid as always as the villain, and it was nice to see some of the characters from the previous films show up, but it wasn’t enough to make this film engaging or even likable. The film also has a CGI veneer over much of it that feels fake and often took me out of it. On the positive side, the John Williams score is quite enjoyable, and the final scene did tug at my heart strings a bit. This movie isn’t terrible, but it’s badly hampered by strange filmmaking decisions and a bunch of missed opportunities to achieve the heights previously obtained in this franchise.… Expand

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EilanzerJun 30, 2023

WTF did i just see?! THIS is ONE OF if not THE WORST movie of the year! The only thing that i got at the end of it was sadness for an old man that wasn´t indy!
I legit got drunk today to forget this movie, im not even kidding!

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VanduraJul 1, 2023

Just as bad as crystal skull. Seemed like they focused to much on trying to deliver their political & gender narrative instead of just making a good movie.

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tai_fungJul 3, 2023

An utter letdown. Why, why, WHY was there a need to pump out another Indiana Jones movie? Why would they need to drag his memory through the mud, and produce this monstrosity, this behemoth of inconsistent tones, and nonsense plot points?An utter letdown. Why, why, WHY was there a need to pump out another Indiana Jones movie? Why would they need to drag his memory through the mud, and produce this monstrosity, this behemoth of inconsistent tones, and nonsense plot points? Honestly, is this what art has become? This? Here's a thought -- maybe when people age they do NOT all become old and bitter? Just a needless movie to have made. I'll pull a page from the HP stans, and declare, "There are only three Indiana Jones movies."… Expand

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ArkonBladeJun 30, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. They should change the title of this movie to Fleabag and the Dial of Destiny. As she is the star of this movie and Indy is just the sidekick. The movie starts out actually good for about 20 minutes. You have a de-aged Harrison Ford that looks pretty good. This is about the only time watching this trash it felt like an Indiana Jones film. after that we get old cranky get off my lawn Indiana Jones who i don't want to see. Everything in Indiana Jones is life is bad and in the crapper. he's just a miserable old man. we are quickly introduced to the real Star of this dumpster fire Helena. This movie is all about her at the end and she saves the day while Indy is pretty much laying down the entire 3rd act wanting to die. The plot is stupid, this movie was only made to replace Indiana Jones with a Woman. Thats its only purpose.
I hate this movie to its core and Lucus film has yet again, destroyed another beloved franchise.
Who the hell wants to go to see an Indiana Jones movie that's all about making him look miserable and being replaced. well at least their arent any franchises left for Lucas films to kill.… Expand

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Butterballer1Jun 30, 2023

Don't let the good first 20 minutes fool you. It IS as bad as they say it is after that. WOW. I'm sure others have already explained why by now but it was so depressing to watch this flop. Kathleen Kennedy is a destroyer of worlds andDon't let the good first 20 minutes fool you. It IS as bad as they say it is after that. WOW. I'm sure others have already explained why by now but it was so depressing to watch this flop. Kathleen Kennedy is a destroyer of worlds and needs to stop intentionally inserting annoying standin characters for her vision of herself into every project she controls.

And why does every movie have to be 60 minutes too long while having no good reason for existing in the first place? Yeah, 1 might be a harsh, but it should really be a negative score because this is a franchise that anyone with half a brain could have written and been decent with very little effort.

Spielberg and Lucas have had their legacy annihilated.

This is truly the end of disney. It will lose HUNDREDS of millions it is so bad. Can't wait to hear what stockholders say this fall at the meeting after an entire year of massive failures as Tom Cruise takes the next mission impossible past 1 billion dollars, undoubtedly in less than 2 weeks. Indiana Jones 5 doesn't stand a chance at succeeding because it is a failure, through and through.

1 might be harsh, but it is well deserved since this should have easily been a home run with almost no effort. The people in charge had to actively go out of their way to make this film so frustrating and bizarrely bad. That's why, if I could give a negative score, I would.… Expand

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BigMikeNDaCrewJun 30, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. There will be spoilers in this review, so I would not read after this first paragraph. I have never been more angry watching a movie than I was watching the Dial of Destiny. This movie managed to somehow insult its audience more than Disney's Star Wars sequel series.

My main complaint is that Indiana Jones, the hero of this franchise, is relegated to being a side-kick. Indy is relegated to the role of side-kick similar to Luke Skywalker in Disney's sequel series. Political activist writers seem to be infatuated with rewriting past male heroes into old, negative, weak, and incompetent men who need a much smarter, stronger, and more competent woman character to one up the male hero at every possible opportunity. It's hard for me not to interpret this as the writers trying to lecture the audience by implying the following: "we know you are all sexist and would never think a woman could be so capable. So we'll show you! Now enjoy as we make a mockery of your so-called hero." Of course, no one thinks that women can't be strong or competent. Yet, political activist losers can't resist an opportunity to lecture us at the expense of a once beloved movie franchise. The true lead character, Helena, (whose name I had to look up because I didn't give a **** about any of the new characters) just finished her bachelor's degree, but she still knows more about archaeology and history than Indy who has been a professor for decades. At one point, I believe she even spoke Latin, an extinct language, fluently. She spent most of the movie rescuing poor, helpless Henry Jones Jr and being insufferable. I could write for hours about all of the major problems with this movie, but Disney does not deserve more of my time and money. I'll just give a quick teaser. This movie was too long and felt like it was pasted together because the movie contained so many story lines and several of them never seemed to be resolved. I am assuming not every story point was resolved because the writers forgot about them due to the length of the movie and likely due to their low IQs. Examples: Indy is wanted for murder. Oh well! I guess the police just forgot about that petty crime. An evil villain who takes a metal bar to the head while hanging off a fast-moving train returns in the movie fully healthy without even a scar. But, who hasn't been impaled on a moving train and lived? Helena has an angry husband in Morocco who wants to kill her. Is he relevant? The world may never know! Do I care? No! The villains were terribly written. They magically always found Indy instantly. They literally found him in the middle of the ocean FFS! These same villains are happy to kill just about anyone aside from Indy, Timmy, and Helena. This is lazy writing (plot armor). Lastly, the end portion of this movie felt like the writers were giving me the finger. Indy's whole life's purpose was to preserve history. However, when he arrived in Syracuse after he traveled back in time, he was willing to permanently alter history by staying in the past. This contradiction felt like a slap in the face. A once great, optimistic hero decided that he'd rather give up on life, alter history that he strived to preserve, and die alone as a loser. The closing scene that ripped off a scene from Raiders was pathetic as well. Disney must think dumb peasants like us can't resist being force-fed unimaginative borrowed material. They are wrong, and this kind of content is insulting.

I will never forgive the political activists who have hijacked the arts to indulge their toxic view of the world. I look forward to the day when normal people, who are not corrupted by radical political ideologies, reclaim and restore the arts. I award this movie 2 points out of respect for Harrison Ford. Good day.… Expand

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egoBorderJun 30, 2023

Wow, even wishing to give a few points for the photography, music and sound, and Ford's effort it's pretty hard to ignore what a bore and chore this movie is. And... dour? and sad??? I'm really not sure who this is for

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venezzioJun 30, 2023

Indy lived up to the train wreck hype it had snowballed in the recent weeks before the premiere. Everyone essentially knew in advance what this turd show gonna look like, and Disney indeed delivered what was promised to us. Boring plot withIndy lived up to the train wreck hype it had snowballed in the recent weeks before the premiere. Everyone essentially knew in advance what this turd show gonna look like, and Disney indeed delivered what was promised to us. Boring plot with ultra unlikeable character(s), full of facepalm moments and in all and all waste of time, really. Like really, better spend your time on watching the dirty clothes washing in that machine that miraculously cleans them and trying to understand how the they get to your closet afterwards.… Expand

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ThemightygamerJun 30, 2023

A terrible movie! I came here to see Indiana Jones, not watch him be a sober cranky old man. This is the 3rd time Disney has done something like this. Disney is dead; when will they learn their lesson?!

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SoManySaltySJW2Jul 2, 2023

Just no!
It's official, raiders, temple and crusade is where it's at, never got it right since, however I would watch the crystal skull 5 times a week and twice on Sunday over this one. Just boring, no memorable characters no special moments,Just no!
It's official, raiders, temple and crusade is where it's at, never got it right since, however I would watch the crystal skull 5 times a week and twice on Sunday over this one. Just boring, no memorable characters no special moments, plot was un engaging and the magic part of the film was just down right daft!!! Gave it a two rather than a one because I feel rotten, bad mouthing a film linked to (if only by title) one of my favourite 80s trilogies and three of my favourite films of all time, all of which I would have rated 10 on here!!
For some reason the site says my review is too short hence this last line!!!… Expand

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XanderwolfJun 30, 2023

#cancelwokeDisney worst movie. Absolute insult to the franchise and character. Phoebe Waller is not a character to look up to. Save your money if you want to see the movie you're better off pirating it then wasting money

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ScienceAdvisorJun 30, 2023

Total character assassination of Indy to push the psychopath Helena as his replacement. The script was written by children that think Deus Ex Machina situations are the best thing ever. The ONLY agency Indy has in this entire movie is toTotal character assassination of Indy to push the psychopath Helena as his replacement. The script was written by children that think Deus Ex Machina situations are the best thing ever. The ONLY agency Indy has in this entire movie is to use his lighter, once. No, that is no joke. But this movie is. Disney is so desperate they are giving away free tickets again, while purchasing the same ghost seats for many showings (same seats in the same cinema, across multiple showings especially those in the FRONT ROW). This will do as poorly as The Flash.… Expand

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HexleyJun 30, 2023

The worst Indy movie by a long shot, total disregard for the Indiana Jones legacy. I feel sorry for Harrison Ford being involved with this frankly insulting and demeaning travesty. It has a couple of half decent set pieces but if you can'tThe worst Indy movie by a long shot, total disregard for the Indiana Jones legacy. I feel sorry for Harrison Ford being involved with this frankly insulting and demeaning travesty. It has a couple of half decent set pieces but if you can't care about the characters or what is going on then those are left hollow and meaningless. Waller's character in particular is bafflingly obnoxious and tiresome. I don't know who made the decision to have her be that way but whoever it is needs firing.… Expand

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TrunkisJun 30, 2023

The NPCS giving this thing a 10 are the definition of the meme "Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products"
The movie is awful, if your definition of fun is seen you childhood heroes emasculated, youThe NPCS giving this thing a 10 are the definition of the meme "Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products"
The movie is awful, if your definition of fun is seen you childhood heroes emasculated, you should see a shrink the see what is wrong with you.… Expand

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enut_butterJun 30, 2023

Everything fans were afraid of. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is annoying and intensely unlikable. The story is that familiar Disney-tier dumb. Harrison has no presence and is constantly upstaged by PWB. An absolute chore to get through and so bad itEverything fans were afraid of. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is annoying and intensely unlikable. The story is that familiar Disney-tier dumb. Harrison has no presence and is constantly upstaged by PWB. An absolute chore to get through and so bad it retroactively taints all the movies that came before it. Indiana Jones is now as dead of an IP as Star Wars.… Expand

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EvilivanJun 30, 2023

This was complete garbage. Very bad writing, poor acting and character assassination. I hope the paycheck was worth destroying your legacy Mr Ford.

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cybr0nJun 30, 2023

I went back and watched crystal skull after watching this and I feel so ashamed for bashing on that movie when it first came out. Dear lord what the actual F***.

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Ratin7Jun 30, 2023

I absolutely loved this movie. It was so much fun made laughed and cried, it was thrilling. Indy stayed true to his character! I really dislike the critics… who reviews their work? In my opinion they to watch another film. Good for me II absolutely loved this movie. It was so much fun made laughed and cried, it was thrilling. Indy stayed true to his character! I really dislike the critics… who reviews their work? In my opinion they to watch another film. Good for me I don’t pay attention to them. The audience loved it !… Expand

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TVJerryJul 11, 2023

One thing they did right: The de-aging process they used on Harrison Ford looks convincing. The adventure starts with a Nazi encounter (what else?) when the titular object is lost. Fast forward to the 70s, when Jones is retiring and hisOne thing they did right: The de-aging process they used on Harrison Ford looks convincing. The adventure starts with a Nazi encounter (what else?) when the titular object is lost. Fast forward to the 70s, when Jones is retiring and his goddaughter shows up (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) with news of the location of that device. As expected, the narrow escapes and chases are numerous. Most of them are rather unexciting and shot/edited in the chaotic style where you can't tell what's happening. The dialogue never sparkles and the characters are uninteresting stereotypes. The final act just completely abandons all reality and interest. While there is lots of action, it never reaches the level of surprise, tension or fun that we've come to expect.… Expand

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KlebartJul 10, 2023

There is no magic. There is no originality. The chase scenes are long and boring. Still a thousand times better than the Crystal Skull but not by much. The ending is also a bit weak.

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ElliottHeutelJul 16, 2023

Not much of a movie. It takes everything from the previous movies and downgrades it. Just plain bad.

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FFTHEWINNERJul 12, 2023

As a newcomer to the series, I found this movie to be pretty disappointing after all I heard about the Indiana Jones franchise. The action was pretty good, but it was pretty much the only part of the movie that was pretty good (well, oneAs a newcomer to the series, I found this movie to be pretty disappointing after all I heard about the Indiana Jones franchise. The action was pretty good, but it was pretty much the only part of the movie that was pretty good (well, one surprise in the ending was pretty funny too, though I am not sure if that was intentional). The story has more plotholes in it than Swiss cheese, to the point where every ten minutes me and my friend would laugh about one ridiculous plothole or another. Events happen that contradict all logic and characters have some weird ability to be exactly where the plot needs them to be without any logical explanation for them being there. Some characters were also so pointless that one wonders why they were even in the movie. As an Action-Adventure movie, the action was pretty good but the adventure made no sense.… Expand

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ItsanameJul 24, 2023

A joyless romp with momentary highlights of nostalgia. The opening with young Indy gave me hope, but much like the sour elderly Jones I too quickly fell into despair. Nothing in the film justifies its existence and each scene merely passedA joyless romp with momentary highlights of nostalgia. The opening with young Indy gave me hope, but much like the sour elderly Jones I too quickly fell into despair. Nothing in the film justifies its existence and each scene merely passed the baton in a relay of mediocrity. It commits the greatest cinematic sin of being boring, and makes me yearn for simpler times of at least being able to laugh at Shia swinging with the monkeys.

I don’t think I’ve seen a film ever so blatantly hate it’s own core conceit. When Jones spews positivist refrains about archeology being a science and dismissing mysteries and wonder, the director dispels any magic the franchise might have had left. That calculating scientific approach might explain the hollow formulaic script, with unlikable characters and cheap sets that makes me appreciate the crystal skull in a whole new light.

I cannot help but ask why does this film exist? For what crime are we being punished? The film closes with the question to Jones about what he would change about the past, the answer should be obvious — never make this movie.… Expand

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ProFortCriticJul 23, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Horrible, pathetic, feminist propaganda at the theater would not recommend.… Expand

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brandoteekAug 2, 2023

this movie is more W ok e propaganda and fe min ist. Boring. Dont waste your time.

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nhand42Aug 30, 2023

The first 15 minute action scene was amazing. But it was all downhill from there.

The positives: it looks incredible. Set design, props and costume design, filmography, sound design, music scores, action sequences, visual FX, everything isThe first 15 minute action scene was amazing. But it was all downhill from there.

The positives: it looks incredible. Set design, props and costume design, filmography, sound design, music scores, action sequences, visual FX, everything is outstanding. The artists and technical wizards who create these films should rightly feel proud of what they're doing. The negatives: the script is worse than you can imagine. Disjointed plot that lurches from one scene to another, awkward dialogues that tell you what just happened mere moments ago, and utterly cringeworthy one-liners like "I stole it. It's called capitalism". What kind of mentally stunted ignorant writer thinks that's funny or clever? It's just embarrassing. It's the sort of mumbled nonsense you'd expect from a petulant teenager.

There's a writers strike going on right now and honestly the best thing for the industry would be for them all to find new lines of work. None of the writers in Hollywood are worth a single penny. The film industry would be better off with an AI writing the scripts, because the human writers are incapable of doing the job.… Expand

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RatedRexAug 21, 2023

"...the Dial of Destiny had some great moments, especially in the first 30 minutes. But after that, the pacing becomes erratic, and the writing is terrible. I didn't like the characters, either.; even Indiana Jones didn't feel genuine to"...the Dial of Destiny had some great moments, especially in the first 30 minutes. But after that, the pacing becomes erratic, and the writing is terrible. I didn't like the characters, either.; even Indiana Jones didn't feel genuine to me.

There is a much better movie somewhere inside "...the Dial of Destiny." It's too bad they couldn't find it.… Expand

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GTXMikeAug 31, 2023

Wow oh wow how woke this movie is, yet again another movie butchered. Nazis again? Is there no ideas for other villains? Absolutely boring movie.

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flowerpowerSep 3, 2023

I was watching screenshots from the movie, and thought it was odd that Phoebe Waller-Bridge was in the front during all the images. Then I watched the movie, and yea... I should have realised. Don't watch it, instead stick with the 3 first movies.

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krythixAug 7, 2023

A poor attempt to recapture the glory days of this franchise. While better than Crystal Skull, this still remains the 2nd worst film for Indiana Jones. The plot and writing does not do him justice, I would avoid or wait for streaming.

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random-dudeJul 26, 2023

Finally got around to watching this. This adventure did not take me on an adventure. Instead it committed the greatest sin an adventure film can make - it's boring.

Generic: The Film. And how is it that this movie manages to looks moreFinally got around to watching this. This adventure did not take me on an adventure. Instead it committed the greatest sin an adventure film can make - it's boring.

Generic: The Film.

And how is it that this movie manages to looks more plastic than the new Barbie film?

Action sequences have no weight since they look very artificial, which is very immersion breaking. The de-aging is off-putting uncanny valley. No clear style in filming that could've supported storytelling. Everything screams generic - from costuming to choreography to writing to lighting to shot composition to editing and mixing.

Plot is filled with conveniences, and the inclusion of a MacGuffin doesn't offer anything unique. No new take or angle on the trope.

Helena's character and her motivations makes no sense, since her character only exists as a plot device. She has no clear personality, and her character fluctuates between scenes so much that there's nothing to get a grasp on. It's impossible to get emotionally invested to a character that's not written to be a true character. I have nothing against the acting, but there's really nothing in the script for her to work with.

But the biggest problem for me... Use of John Williams' score is horrendous in this film. The bombastic music in a major key tries to tell the audience that the heroes are doing something very epic, while a very unimaginative, bland and low-stakes chase scene plays on screen. This contradiction just leaves the viewer baffled as to what they're supposed to be feeling.
Should they cheer with the music? But there's no stakes.
Be nervous? But there's no stakes.
Enjoy the craftmanship of the action scene? But there's no craftmanship involved, just plain copy/paste.

These and many more faults coupled with how long the runtime is makes for a very difficult viewing experience. I do not recommend.

Positives:
The score by itself is nice to listen to.
John Rhys-Davies as Sallah.
Karen Allen as Marion.

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DarkPhoenix_No1Aug 16, 2023

So… This was a movie I never asked for, nor loved. Terrible… I advise you not to waste money.

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MadDadJul 10, 2023

Very sad but Hollywood and the cstreaming medias continue their campaigns and agendas.
They killed Han Solo, Indiana Jones and Luke Skywalker. Very fast. They shaved the dwarfs, created SHE Hulks and recolored the pharaos.
When willVery sad but Hollywood and the cstreaming medias continue their campaigns and agendas.
They killed Han Solo, Indiana Jones and Luke Skywalker. Very fast. They shaved the dwarfs, created SHE Hulks and recolored the pharaos.
When will Hollywood, in all their Wisdom and Grandeur, the moral lighthouses of our time, stop trying to teach us what to think, what to say and what words to use. In history this was tried 2 times: under Stalin and under the fachists. Both time they miserably failed.
Start listening to the ones who pay for all, your customers or watch your stockprices and your bonus payments going down.....… Expand

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RenovatioX1Jul 10, 2023

Bad, just bad. Apparently the girl does not need any morals. Killing, stealing and so on is just fine. Since when. Indiana Jones used to be about ideals, sense of wonder, adventure. Not this ****

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PanchogulJul 8, 2023

Esto apestaba incluso meses antes de su estreno, sus avances no se veían interesantes y era muy inflada por la prensa cuando se trata de una franquicia que vale muy poco la pena.

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WeidenwieselJul 10, 2023

Indiana Jones ended with Indy riding into the sunset in The last Crusade. There is no 4th movie, there is no 5th movie and Disney as well as Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Kathleen Kennedy can go fk themselves.

And metacritic: If you delete thisIndiana Jones ended with Indy riding into the sunset in The last Crusade. There is no 4th movie, there is no 5th movie and Disney as well as Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Kathleen Kennedy can go fk themselves.

And metacritic: If you delete this review again, you paid biased chills, I'll just repost it again and again, under different accounts, if needed. You cannot and will not stop freedom of speech.… Expand

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QuorbJul 10, 2023

Nothing left for Disney to destroy, first 20 minutes were great but the rest felt boring and uninspired

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Dead_AngelJul 11, 2023

They simply canceled all the achievements of the hero of our time. That's horrible. I wish this movie didn't come out.