- Publisher: Ultimate Games
- Release Date: May 7, 2026
- Also On: PC, PlayStation 5
- Summary:
- Developer: Asmodev
- Genre(s): Action, Shooter, First-Person, Arcade
- # of players: No Online Multiplayer
- Cheats: On GameFAQs
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 0 out of 2
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Mixed: 2 out of 2
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Negative: 0 out of 2
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May 7, 2026Like a long Family Guy skit or an Asylum movie, it’s not even the quality of the humor itself – it’s the sheer audacity of coming up with this stuff and committing to it in a finished product. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not a balanced, polished or ambitious videogame, but the sheer absurdity of the humor and player freedom make it a fun experience – even though the actual gameplay is pretty damn janky and repetitive. Keep this one for a rainy day, or when you’re looking to try something absolutely ludicrous. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not a great game, by all means, but the sheer levels of insanity on display are worth, but only if you like absurdist humor and don’t get offended by certain… less than favourable views of religion.
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May 22, 2026Priest Simulator certainly delivers a few laughs, with its mockumentary-style presentation offering a fresh and amusing twist for the genre. Unfortunately, the humor isn’t enough to mask the obsolete visuals, repetitive gameplay and level design, and an overall subpar FPS experience.