Goat Simulator

 Xbox One
User Score
6.2

Mixed or average reviews- based on 90 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 35 out of 90
  2. Mixed: 33 out of 90
  3. Negative: 22 out of 90

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  1. gameguardian21
    Sep 6, 2016
    3
    If you want a simple game where you can just run around and do random things that get repetitive, then this is the game for you. To me, this game is just stupid, and I know thats what this game set out to do, but it just doesn't get it right for everything it attempts.
  2. DzmitryBoston
    Aug 24, 2020
    0
    I dot really see a reason for this game to exist. I don't get the humor of it. Played for about 3 minutes and deleted it. Don't play it.
  3. Peptide
    May 22, 2015
    4
    Here is this game in a nutshell:
    1. Pay money for game.
    2. Fool around with game for a bit. 3. Realize that there is a VERY finite number of things you can do. 4. Realize that there is a VERY small environment in which to do those things. 5. Decide to do a few crazy things in order to get the achievements (because there is nothing better to do with the "game" 6. Become board with    Here is this game in a nutshell:
    1. Pay money for game.
    2. Fool around with game for a bit.
    3. Realize that there is a VERY finite number of things you can do.
    4. Realize that there is a VERY small environment in which to do those things.
    5. Decide to do a few crazy things in order to get the achievements (because there is nothing better to do with the "game"
    6. Become board with those crazy things.
    7. Quit game and actually decide to uninstall it from your hard drive.
    8. Kick yourself in the ASS for having spent your hard earned money on such a steaming pile of turd.    … Expand
  4. jorgegom87
    Aug 22, 2016
    2
    I'm sorry, but even with the Happyness of a drunk person, this game sucks.

    It sucks in many many ways, that isn't event enjoyable in a point of view of a goat on steroids.

    It's like when someone tells you a joke, and a second after, it's needed to be explained, because no one laughed at first, and even in the second chance, no one laughed.
  5. Broyax
    Jan 9, 2017
    0
    Oh un jeu indé ! un simulateur de chèvre, eh ben dis donc, j'en rêvais ! serait-ce pour aller avec les itérations annuelles du simulateur de pékor et de ses beaux tracteurs tout beaux tout neufs ? la chèvre fait bêêêh et fout le bordel en ville à la manière d'un Saints Row mais sans arme parce que la chèvre, c'est bio, c'est écolo et surtout, c'est frais !

    Le jeu d'ailleurs déborde de    Oh un jeu indé ! un simulateur de chèvre, eh ben dis donc, j'en rêvais ! serait-ce pour aller avec les itérations annuelles du simulateur de pékor et de ses beaux tracteurs tout beaux tout neufs ? la chèvre fait bêêêh et fout le bordel en ville à la manière d'un Saints Row mais sans arme parce que la chèvre, c'est bio, c'est écolo et surtout, c'est frais !

    Le jeu d'ailleurs déborde de fraîcheur sur tous les étalages, elle saute, fait des sauts périlleux, renverse des camions... oh merde, attends, on a déjà vu ça dans les Saints Row 3 et 4 il me semble... en bien plus réussi, ouais ouais ouais. Mais sans chèvre. Par contre dans SR4, on pouvait jouer des chiottes et sauter bien plus haut. On avait même un godemiché géant (en option).

    Non, ce Goat n'est pas très frais et sent le poisson en fait. On s'y fait chier en moins d'une minute chrono, nouveau record du monde. C'est carrément du vol d'oser vendre une merde pareille qui ne fera rire éventuellement que les **** enfants et pas longtemps encore. Or, on sait que même les mômes de primaire préfèrent écraser des gens à GTA que jouer à saute-mouton avec une chèvre.

    Le plus dingue, c'est que ça tourne sur le moteur Unreal, autant dire de la confiture à un cochon... bien trop beau pour des branques qui ne savent évidemment pas l'utiliser : c'est moche et ça rame. Il ne reste plus qu'à désinstaller la biquette et cette arnaque caractérisée, ce foutage de gueule éhonté et pathétique !    … Expand
  6. TomKing13
    Jul 17, 2022
    4
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  7. Termin8ter
    Jul 12, 2015
    3
    Goat Simulator. This is the most completely stupid and random game I have ever played! This is Goat Simulator in a nutshell: You are a stupid looking goat with its tongue always sticking out of its mouth, you destroy everything you can find, lick everything you can find, randomly flop onto the the ground by pressing the rag doll button and piss off every pedestrian/pedestrian you can find.Goat Simulator. This is the most completely stupid and random game I have ever played! This is Goat Simulator in a nutshell: You are a stupid looking goat with its tongue always sticking out of its mouth, you destroy everything you can find, lick everything you can find, randomly flop onto the the ground by pressing the rag doll button and piss off every pedestrian/pedestrian you can find. THAT'S IT!!! I bet if I brought anyone this game as a gift they would become bored in lets say about half in hour. Anyone whose reading this review, I dare you to do this: Give this game to a friend or anyone else and test how long they stay entertained for. Anyone who is giving this 8's, 9's and 10's probably haven't played this game for very long. This is a big flop for me. 3/10.… Expand

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#44 Most Discussed Xbox One Game of 2015
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#54 Most Shared Xbox One Game of 2015

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Metascore
53

Mixed or average reviews - based on 15 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 15
  2. Mixed: 7 out of 15
  3. Negative: 6 out of 15
  1. GameCritics
    May 27, 2015
    30
    I appreciate the developers' commitment to a gag, and as a piece of conceptual comedy Goat Simulator has few competitors in the world of video games. Still, when there's not a huge difference between playing the game and watching compilation clips of it online, potential buyers must ask themselves whether it's really worth ten dollars for the opportunity to feel buyer's remorse soon after.
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  2. X-ONE Magazine UK
    May 26, 2015
    60
    It's a joke that remains consistently funny, while still surprising in places. [Issue#124, p.84]
  3. Gaming Nexus
    May 21, 2015
    74
    Goat Simulator is a great time for the first few hours when you're seeing everything for the first time, but once you've seen everything, there's no reason to keep playing.
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