Goat Simulator

1. CiphirSol

   Apr 20, 2015

   10

   Real goats are totally like this, I would recommend this game to anyone who has the want/need to be or own a goat. I'm an actual goat farmerReal goats are totally like this, I would recommend this game to anyone who has the want/need to be or own a goat. I'm an actual goat farmer and I approve this message.… Expand

   • 2 of 6 users found this helpful
2. WrathOfTheFin

   May 18, 2015

   9

   £7.99 is, honestly, a bargain for this kind of once-in-a-lifetime game. A game that, unlike most AAA games, embrace and expand its absolute,£7.99 is, honestly, a bargain for this kind of once-in-a-lifetime game. A game that, unlike most AAA games, embrace and expand its absolute, unbridled stupidity!!!!! Its incredibly refreshing and even more incredibly fun. But the thing I found most surprising was not the destructible environments, interactivity or even the above-average graphics for an indie game, especially the beautiful water surfaces, but the pure amount of content. Hundreds of skins, powers and collectibles, Easter eggs and glitches, all manner of secrets from slender goat to aliens, robots, space and even a goat kingdom, this is a great romp through what an indie game should be like!… Expand

   • 1 of 4 users found this helpful
4. jakandjoe

   Apr 20, 2021

   8

   this game is so fun so funny and just awesome i have so much fun when ever i play this and i enjoy this game lots.

   • 1 of 1 users found this helpful
5. Vyrotix

   Jun 6, 2015

   6

   Putting all the jokes aside, I don't really understand why Coffee Stain Studios even bothered porting this game to the Xbox One.
   
   Games likePutting all the jokes aside, I don't really understand why Coffee Stain Studios even bothered porting this game to the Xbox One.
   
   Games like this are better off staying on PC. It ruins the fun when everyone I know can buy and play this game, since I am usually the one to talk about weird games like this.
   
   Apart from that, game gets boring in ten minutes top, hence why I think that this should of stayed on PC. I give this game a 6, because of the concept and originality.… Expand

   • 0 of 2 users found this helpful
6. celebi734

   Jun 2, 2016

   5

   Goat Simulator is nothing but a huge bug, and it's really worth checking out. I mean you're a goat you can do crazy things. Like ride bikes,Goat Simulator is nothing but a huge bug, and it's really worth checking out. I mean you're a goat you can do crazy things. Like ride bikes, go to space, fly a jet pack, and so many other things that it would be almost impossible to name them all. I like to compare this game to "The Room" it's awful, it makes no sense, but you can't look away. If you want a game where you and your friends can play a game where you're a goat doing crazy things. Then buy this game.… Expand

   • 1 of 1 users found this helpful
7. Peptide

   May 22, 2015

   4

   Here is this game in a nutshell:
   1. Pay money for game.
   2. Fool around with game for a bit. 3. Realize that there is a VERY finite numberHere is this game in a nutshell:
   1. Pay money for game.
   2. Fool around with game for a bit.
   3. Realize that there is a VERY finite number of things you can do.
   4. Realize that there is a VERY small environment in which to do those things.
   5. Decide to do a few crazy things in order to get the achievements (because there is nothing better to do with the "game"
   6. Become board with those crazy things.
   7. Quit game and actually decide to uninstall it from your hard drive.
   8. Kick yourself in the ASS for having spent your hard earned money on such a steaming pile of turd.… Expand

   • 5 of 8 users found this helpful
8. Broyax

   Jan 9, 2017

   0

   Oh un jeu indé ! un simulateur de chèvre, eh ben dis donc, j'en rêvais ! serait-ce pour aller avec les itérations annuelles du simulateur deOh un jeu indé ! un simulateur de chèvre, eh ben dis donc, j'en rêvais ! serait-ce pour aller avec les itérations annuelles du simulateur de pékor et de ses beaux tracteurs tout beaux tout neufs ? la chèvre fait bêêêh et fout le bordel en ville à la manière d'un Saints Row mais sans arme parce que la chèvre, c'est bio, c'est écolo et surtout, c'est frais !
   
   Le jeu d'ailleurs déborde de fraîcheur sur tous les étalages, elle saute, fait des sauts périlleux, renverse des camions... oh merde, attends, on a déjà vu ça dans les Saints Row 3 et 4 il me semble... en bien plus réussi, ouais ouais ouais. Mais sans chèvre. Par contre dans SR4, on pouvait jouer des chiottes et sauter bien plus haut. On avait même un godemiché géant (en option).
   
   Non, ce Goat n'est pas très frais et sent le poisson en fait. On s'y fait chier en moins d'une minute chrono, nouveau record du monde. C'est carrément du vol d'oser vendre une merde pareille qui ne fera rire éventuellement que les **** enfants et pas longtemps encore. Or, on sait que même les mômes de primaire préfèrent écraser des gens à GTA que jouer à saute-mouton avec une chèvre.
   
   Le plus dingue, c'est que ça tourne sur le moteur Unreal, autant dire de la confiture à un cochon... bien trop beau pour des branques qui ne savent évidemment pas l'utiliser : c'est moche et ça rame. Il ne reste plus qu'à désinstaller la biquette et cette arnaque caractérisée, ce foutage de gueule éhonté et pathétique !… Expand

   • 0 of 2 users found this helpful

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