Lou Lumenick
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46% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
A funny, hip, touching and utterly irresistible comedy-drama.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Worth seeing just for the dramatization of the making of “Good Vibrations” alone. But there’s much more to savor in this biopic — a rare high note in the drone of so much summer dreck.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Oblivious to both narrative logic and the laws of physics, the cliché-filled San Andreas doesn’t nearly have the star power of earlier, better disaster movies it borrows from like “The Poseidon Adventure,” “Earthquake” and “The Towering Inferno.”- New York Post
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The film never adds up to the sum of its parts, effectively a two-hour trailer for a movie I’d still be interested in seeing.- New York Post
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Playing a slightly autobiographical role — reinforced by a karaoke sequence that gently nods to “Duets,” the final film directed by Danner’s late real-life husband, Bruce Paltrow, and starring their daughter Gwyneth — Danner shines in scene after scene.- New York Post
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This spectacularly great reboot is surprisingly owned not by Hardy, who is fine, but by Charlize Theron.- New York Post
- Posted May 12, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Morgan Freeman and Diane Keaton have unexpectedly great chemistry in this warm and funny comedy.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This is the sort of film that will admittedly make some people uncomfortable, and that’s sort of the point.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Ride sounds a bit like a Lifetime movie, but in Hunt’s capable hands it’s a brisk, funny and touching comedy for boomers.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 29, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The pleasant but forgettable Adult Beginners strains a bit too hard for a happy ending, and tends to lay on the schmaltz and metaphors (like the swim class that gives the film its title) with a trowel.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- New York Post
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- New York Post
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Franco’s distancing routine helps sink True Story, an already turgid and tone-deaf adaptation of a self-serving memoir by a disgraced New York Times reporter (played by two-time Oscar nominee Jonah Hill) who bonds with a murderer he’s trying to exploit.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Coming down too hard on this load of schmaltz — as I said when reviewing my first Sparks adaptation back in 2002 — feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Could easily have become a schmaltzy variation on “Whiplash.” But it’s not, thanks to astringent direction by François Girard (“The Red Violin’’), an excellent cast and heavenly young voices.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Even the great Helen Mirren can do only so much to elevate this relentlessly mediocre, fact-inspired drama.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The choppily edited and thoroughly wooden Serena utterly fails to catch fire, even when everything literally goes up in flames. So despite its big stars, it’s getting only a token theatrical release.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Noah Baumbach’s While We’re Young amounts to the most hilarious Woody Allen movie in forever.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
You know you’re in for a long haul when Kate Winslet’s clipboard-wielding Jeanine, leader of the Erudite faction, comes off less like a Hillary Clinton than a weary Applebee’s supervisor at the end of a 14-hour shift in this plodding sequel to “Divergent.”- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Certainly watchable, but don’t go expecting much in the way of surprises.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The documentary was filmed in the 1990s by Denny Tedesco, whose father Tommy is credited as the most recorded guitarist in history, including the instantly identifiable themes to “Bonanza” and “Mission: Impossible.”- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A painfully earnest and totally unfunny magic-realist fable set on the Lower East Side that works in no way whatsoever.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
“Short Circuit” meets “RoboCop” — with asides to “WALL-E,” “E.T.,” “The Road Warrior” and many other better movies — in Chappie, an interminable, violent, incoherent and wearying R-rated sci-fi action comedy.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This sequel sorely misses the presence of Tom Wilkinson, whose out-of-the-closet character grounded the first film (but died at the end).- New York Post
- Posted Mar 4, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
There’s no doubt at all that the schlocky The Lazarus Effect should have been euthanized and shipped directly to video rather than haunting movie theaters, however briefly.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Hard-core Hollywood haters will best appreciate Maps to the Stars, a campy poison-pen letter to Tinseltown that makes “Sunset Boulevard’’ look like a tourism infomercial by comparison.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Mostly, the gorgeously shot Queen and Country depicts Bill and his more rebellious mate Percy pursuing beautiful women with varying degrees of success — and pulling pranks on their exasperated superiors, hilariously portrayed by David Thewlis and Richard E. Grant.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Let us now praise Anna Kendrick, who is positively great in the small-scale The Last Five Years — so utterly wonderful that this adaptation of an off-Broadway musical deserves better than a token theatrical release to support its distribution via video-on-demand.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Lawrence’s script for The Rewrite could have used one, and his direction is uneven, but it’s still rewarding watching Grant dispensing his dithery charm surrounded by old pros.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
An instant candidate for the so-bad-it’s-sort-of-great hall of fame, Jupiter Ascending is totally bonkers, a sort of black-velvet-Elvis mash-up of “Star Wars’’ and every other sci-fi/fantasy movie of the past half-century right up to “The Hunger Games.”- New York Post
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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