For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Truth also ignores Rather’s famous showboating, pettiness and hubris. He’s worked in lower-profile gigs since, but trust me, there’s a good reason why no news organization will touch Mapes with a 10-foot pole.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Pan
    This joyless, 10-megaton bomb fails in just about every imaginable way, as well as some you couldn’t possibly imagine.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Charlotte Rampling, Geraldine Chaplin and Mathieu Amalric contribute cameo appearances in the The Forbidden Room, a visual feast that may be a bit overwhelming for those unfamiliar with Maddin’s work.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    The Martian is a straightforward and thrilling survival-and-rescue adventure, without the metaphysical and emotional trappings of, say, “Interstellar.’’ It’s pure fun.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It’s a disappointment as a movie, though Shannon is especially fine in a rare sympathetic role.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    In the end, The Walk finds a graceful way to pay tribute not only to Petit’s bravery and determination — but to the thousands lost on 9/11 in the buildings this daredevil loved so much.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    With thinly drawn characters, uneven performances and tin-eared dialogue, Stonewall plays at best like a musical without the songs.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    While highly entertaining and sometimes inspired, Black Mass is more like Scorsese lite. In perhaps the most memorable sequence, Bulger sardonically tests a childhood friend (Joel Edgerton) for loyalty by teasing out a “secret” steak sauce in what’s basically a reworking/homage of Joe Pesci’s famous “I’m funny, how?” scene in “GoodFellas.”
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Be warned that Wolf Totem, featuring one of the final scores by the late great James Horner, is probably too brutal for younger children and more sensitive animal lovers.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Perhaps this year’s timeliest film — as well as, unfortunately, one of the hardest to sit through.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Daniel Lee’s elaborate Chinese historical action epic Dragon Blade certainly gets points for creative casting, as well as its gorgeous widescreen visuals.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 12 Lou Lumenick
    If you thought Matthew Broderick looked uncomfortable playing “himself” in “Trainwreck,” wait till you get a load of the actor portraying a married man who wonders if he’s gay in Neil LaBute’s mean-spirited comedy Dirty Weekend.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A Walk in the Woods is broad as a barn door, with two stars who have minimal chemistry — and there’s not much in the way of reflection about mortality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Even an engaging performance by Margot Robbie as the proverbial last woman on Earth isn’t enough to save Z for Zachariah from becoming yet another ploddingly pretentious Sundance dud.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Tomlin and Elliot relive their characters’ pain and anger so deeply that they could very well both end up with Oscar nominations.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    A screwball farce that pulls off a pitifully low percentage of its gags, even with a star-crammed cast.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the summer’s most entertaining and provocative movies.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A lousy script, unfocused direction, incoherent editing, shockingly terrible special effects — and, probably, panicked studio executives — have left its four talented stars muddling through a dull superhero origin story with zero payoff.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Short, sweet, charming and often very funny, Shaun the Sheep Movie has essentially no intelligible dialogue and doesn’t need any.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 12 Lou Lumenick
    The geniuses behind the new film just don’t understand the difference between genuine subversiveness and pointless vulgarity.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    “Risky Business” it’s not, and Delevingne is no Rebecca De Mornay.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Too much screen time is devoted to producers Lloyd and Susan Ecker, fans who serve as on-screen narrators and serve up tidbits from Tucker’s 400 scrapbooks, some of which, frankly, seem highly improbable.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Irrational Man is so clumsily staged and lethargically paced that it makes such clunkers as “Small Time Crooks” and “Cassandra’s Dream” look like minor classics.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Mr. Holmes, derived from a novel by Mitch Cullin, isn’t quite as deep or as poignant, but amply rewards McKellen and Holmes fans willing to go with its leisurely pace.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Even by the modest standards of the genre, the ending is jaw-droppingly ridiculous.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The dance routines are so hilariously spectacular — and the film is such good-naturedly inclusive fun — that you may not miss the absence of anything resembling dramatic conflict in what’s close to a feature-length concert film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Big Game is goofy fun, whether Jackson is rolling down a hill in a freezer, the kid is trying to stop a bazooka with an arrow, or we’re witnessing other stunts that are just too preposterous to describe.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Max
    Director Boaz Yakin (“Remember the Titans”) indulges in an awful lot of gunplay for a PG-rated family film, but sure knows how to stage a dirt-bike race. The Belgian malinoises who play Max way out-act the humans.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Cam (based on the director’s real-life father) is so charming and gifted in various ways that it’s easy to enjoy this fanciful look at a bohemian mixed-race family.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    A hilarious and touching animated masterpiece that takes a gloriously imaginative, sometimes scary leap into the mind of a girl on the cusp of adolescence.

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