Lou Lumenick
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46% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
James Franco, all is forgiven. His woebegotten “Oz: The Great and Powerful’’ is practically a masterpiece compared to this eyeball-gougingly ugly, charm-free animated musical sequel.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
He’s great as a celebrity chef who’s forced to re-examine his priorities in this extremely funny and big-hearted comedy that Favreau also wrote.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
If you were wondering what “12 Years a Slave” might have been like as a two-part episode of “Masterpiece Theatre,” you might want to check out this unsatisfying but not uninteresting oddity. It renders another historical story about race with exquisite taste but not much in the way of passion.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Veteran screenwriter John Pogue, in his second directorial outing, tries repeatedly and mostly unsuccessfully to jolt his audience by amping up the abundant sound effects to ear-shattering levels.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Walking with the Enemy may not be another “Schindler’s List” (Ben Kingsley has a small but important role as Hungary’s deposed regent) but it’s handsomely photographed (A-list vet Dean Cundey) in Romania and a compelling addition to the Shoah canon.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Lethargic direction, bland visuals, credulity-straining plotting and tin-eared dialogue turn even pros like Rebecca Hall, Paul Bettany and Morgan Freeman into sleepwalking bores.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 16, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A fine cast headed by the underrated Greg Kinnear lifts this year’s third major religious movie, the fact-inspired Heaven Is for Real, somewhat beyond its Hallmark Channel-caliber script and visuals.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Legendary hipster filmmaker Jim Jarmusch’s wryly funny exercise in genre bending hits so many grace notes it ends up being his most satisfying film in years.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Like the similar, and slightly superior, "The Conjuring" last summer, Oculus eschews the buckets of gore common to R-rated horror movies and takes a relatively subtle, psychological approach — even if the somewhat disappointing ending leaves the door open for a sequel (or three).- New York Post
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted Apr 2, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Holy ship! Crowe’s grumpy Noah and his dysfunctional clan help God reboot the too-wicked world in this imaginative (but hardly sacrilegious) and visually spectacular elaboration on Genesis.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Those with a high tolerance for violence and gore — at one point, Rama battles assassins labeled “Baseball Bat Man’’ and “Hammer Girl’’ simultaneously — will eat up The Raid 2.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Rob the Mob, which is more fun and more tightly constructed than “American Hustle,’’ romanticizes the clueless couple, whom the columnist dubs “Bonnie and Clyde,” and moves their inevitable Christmas Eve date with fate from Ozone Park to a far more attractive location.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
As in genuine porn, most of the acting (except for Skarsgard, who deliberately tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds) is as flat and uninteresting as the script — even when the older Joe narrates a montage of flaccid penises.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Divergent is a clumsy, humorless and shamelessly derivative sci-fi thriller set in a generically dystopian future.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It doesn’t add up to much of anything exciting, even with an appearance by Isabella Rossellini (of Lynch’s “Blue Velvet’’) as the mother of one of the doubles.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 13, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan are superb as the couple, who use the occasion to drop bombs on each other.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The best parts of this awkwardly paced film are Bell’s scenes with Enrico Colantoni, who returns as her private investigator dad, concerned she’s throwing away a bright future by getting sucked back into her old life.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A huge hit in China — where it was released in 3-D IMAX — the handsomely filmed Journey To the West deserves better than the token 2-D theatrical release it’s getting in the United States to support its simultaneous arrival on video-on-demand.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Loaded with improbable cultural references (Sherman totes a Stephen Hawking lunchbox and uses words like “eponymous”), I fear Mr. Peabody and Sherman may be a bit too brainy to fully connect with contemporary movie audiences.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s the wonderful performances by Bening and Harris that make this flawed, somewhat maudlin film worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It largely consists of Franco musing about depictions of homosexual activity on film. As well as gay cast members speculating whether Franco will take off his clothes and perform in explicit footage. He doesn’t.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
All the tedium of an endless trans-Atlantic flight gets packed into the 105 minutes of Non-Stop.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, as in Bay’s “Pearl Harbor,’’ much of the sometimes draggy 2 1/4 hours is given to clichéd inspirational drama.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A campy guilty pleasure that serves up a “Gladiator’’ knockoff as an appetizer to the impressively flame-filled main course.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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