Lou Lumenick
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46% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
Adult World proceeds by fits and starts, but fans of Cusack won’t want to miss his performance as the petulant poet, whose resistance is inevitably worn down by his persistent fan.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Except possibly for a superlative supporting performance by Hugh Bonneville of “Downton Abbey,’’ Clooney’s low-key directorial effort is not quite an Oscar-caliber movie, though it’s got a great cast, a worthy theme and plenty of things to reward adult moviegoers.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Winslet and Brolin have wonderful chemistry together, and Reitman makes well-worn metaphors like steamy weather and pie making (the film has been embraced by the American Pie Council) seem newly invented.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
G.B.F., which concludes with a clumsy parody of the prom climax from “Carrie,’’ offers an admirable message of tolerance for teen audiences — too bad it’s been absurdly saddled with an R rating, even though there’s far less innuendo than in “Easy A.’’- New York Post
- Posted Jan 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Nut Job has an interesting anti-socialist subtext, with the seemingly benevolent raccoon revealing himself as a power-mad dictator. It’s the most political non-Pixar cartoon feature since the very left-leaning “The Ant Bully’’ eight years ago.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Imagine the French lesbian romance “Blue Is the Warmest Color’’ as a raunchy American exploitation flick with loads of fake gore. That’s a rough idea of the latest from Lloyd Kaufman, the exuberant shockmeister whose Troma Team is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 10, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Poor John Leguizamo, who hopefully got well-paid to voice a stereotypical Latino bird providing a stream of nonsensical narration.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
There is still enough venom spilled in August: Osage County to make this drama relatable to anyone who’s suffered through a wildly dysfunctional family dinner — and who hasn’t, especially at this time of year?- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jonze seems to be heading for a far quirkier ending than the one he actually delivers, but he does tap into the zeitgeist with his unlikely romantic fable.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
If you’re going to invest three hours watching a movie about a convicted stock swindler, it needs to be a whole lot more compelling than Martin Scorsese’s handsome, sporadically amusing and admittedly never boring — but also bloated, redundant, vulgar, shapeless and pointless — Wolf of Wall Street.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
There are probably enough moments to satisfy hard-core fans, but for the rest of us, this amounts to the Middle Earth equivalent of “Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones,’’ a space-holding, empty-headed epic filled with characters and places (digital and otherwise) that are hard to keep straight, much less care about.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Except for a couple of isolated, mildly subversive moments, Hanks is basically playing the genial host of “The Wonderful World of Disney’’ rather than an actual person.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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- New York Post
- Posted Dec 6, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The feel-bad movie of the holiday season, Spike Lee’s often-repellent Americanized reimagining of Korean director Chan-Wook Park’s twisty 2004 revenge thriller Oldboy is relentlessly gruesome, self-consciously shocking and pretty much pointless.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Tiresome cavalcade of bickering — which feels like it lasts even longer than your typical Thanksgiving dinner.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 25, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Delivery Man trades the abrasive comedian’s trademark snark for schmaltz — an experiment that actually works better than you’d guess.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Bob Nelson’s original script, a sort of unlikely cross between “The Last Picture Show’’ and “The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek,’’ offers a biting satire of Midwestern life that Payne sometimes allows to border on condescension.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Miyazaki offers a vivid, at times fantastical view of Japan between the wars, wracked by the Great Depression, a fearsome earthquake that leveled Tokyo in 1923, a tuberculosis epidemic and the rise of fascism.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, it’s engaging and serves its young audience well — a rare Holocaust movie that doesn’t strain to become Oscar bait.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s a remarkable story, vividly and urgently told by French-Canadian director Vallée (“The Young Victoria”) from a pointed, schmaltz-free script by Craig Borten and Melissa Wallack.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The schmaltzy Diana is directed at a dirge-like pace by German director Oliver Hirschbiegel, whose film “Downfall’’ depicted the final days of Hitler and provided one of the Internet’s most enduring memes.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jeffrey Schwarz’s documentary is a fine, touching tribute to John Waters’ larger-than-life drag diva, Divine.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Like “Traffic’’ on a massive dose of downers, Ridley Scott’s The Counselor is a great-looking and star-filled but lethally pretentious, talky, lethargic drama.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 24, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Danny Huston looks and sounds like his celebrated father, John, more and more each year, so I enjoyed watching him play a flamboyant and womanizing legendary director not unlike his old man in Bernard Rose’s modest little comedy.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Well-meaning films like “Lincoln’’ and “Lee Daniels’ The Butler’’ merely scratch the surface compared to the deep and painful truths laid bare by 12 Years a Slave. It’s about time, Scarlett O’Hara.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Hollywood’s ongoing campaign to remake every horror movie of the 1970s and ’80s has finally caught up with the Stephen King-Brian De Palma classic “Carrie,’’ and the results are distressingly anemic, pig blood and all.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s much more lively than “On the Road,” last year’s snoozy adaptation of the Kerouac novel that presented fictionalized versions of some of the same characters.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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