Lou Lumenick
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46% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
Basically, the whole thing can be summed up as an epic midlife crisis.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Their misadventures in the Big Apple, including Giamatti’s involvement with a Russian house sitter (a bizarrely cast Sally Hawkins) are neither funny nor touching, just tedious.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Compared by some to “2001: A Space Odyssey,’’ Cuarón’s relatively intimate space epic is equally groundbreaking in the spectacular way it depicts space.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Is torture ever justifiable? A twisty, compelling, brilliantly acted (if sometimes difficult to watch) thriller, Prisoners, asks this question not in the usual contemporary context — anti-terrorism — but instead as a gruesome option deployed as a response to every parent’s worst nightmare.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The film also drags a bit toward the end, but neither of these is a major flaw in a movie with more funny lines than in most of Allen’s movies these days — not to mention a saner, clearer moral perspective.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, the rambling Jayne Mansfield’s Car is almost as big a wreck as its namesake.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Gorgeous location filming on Italy’s Amalfi Coast and a voice-only performance by the great Claire Bloom as an elderly woman remembering World War II are the main attractions in Kat Coiro’s familiarly snoozy romantic drama.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It falls to Hanks and his movie-star presence to anchor this ambitious enterprise, and he does some of his most impressive acting without saying a word.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A more nuanced picture of the only president to resign from office emerges in Penny Lane’s clever documentary.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 30, 2013
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- New York Post
- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A credulity-straining thriller featuring a few good paranoid moments — and, perhaps most important, Rebecca Hall running in high heels.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 27, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Cusack and Cage — who don’t have any scenes together until halfway through — do their best work in years, while erstwhile “High School Musical’’ star Hudgens shows off acting chops missing in “Spring Breakers.’’- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Larson shines as an adult staffer assigned to keep these self-destructive kids safe while they work with therapists.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jobs amounts to, at best, a Cliffs Notes version of the man’s early life. If you want the real story, you’ll have to read Walter Isaacson’s fascinating 2011 biography, which would make a much better film than this one.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Although director Lee Daniels dials things down a bit here, subtlety is not what he does. That strategy worked for “Precious’’ but turned his more recent “The Paperboy’’ into a feature-length howler.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 9, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Often less really is more, and that’s why I can recommend Planes, a charmingly modest low-budget spin-off from Pixar’s “Cars’’ that provides more thrills and laughs for young children and their parents than many of its more elaborate brethren.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The superficial script doesn’t go nearly deep enough to begin explaining Lovelace.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
I’m a sucker for films with great surfing footage, let alone wacky ’70s hairstyles. But this overlong, cliché-infested Aussie period drama tested my patience.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Paul Schrader’s The Canyons is not the worst movie of 2013 — it's marginally better than "InAPPpropriate Comedy" and "Scary Movie 5," two even worse bombs that Lindsay Lohan also lent her rapidly diminishing talents to — but it is surely the most boring I’ve seen.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The pretentious and unrelievedly glum first feature from music-video and advertising director Nenad Cicin-Sain, The Time Being looks sharp, but it’s about as dramatically satisfying as watching paint dry.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Blue Jasmine may sound like a topical satire, but it isn’t really. It’s a character study of an obnoxious, selfish and supremely self-absorbed woman oblivious to the pain she inflicts on others.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A couple of heavyweight actors — Tim Roth and Cillian Murphy — get top billing, but this British drama belongs to young Eloise Laurence, memorable as Skunk, the diabetic daughter of Roth’s kindly solicitor.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Classy old-school horror, James Wan’s The Conjuring depends more on its excellent cast and atmospheric direction than cheap gimmicks to raise hairs on the back of your neck. Which it does, quite frequently.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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