For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Basically, the whole thing can be summed up as an epic midlife crisis.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Their misadventures in the Big Apple, including Giamatti’s involvement with a Russian house sitter (a bizarrely cast Sally Hawkins) are neither funny nor touching, just tedious.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Compared by some to “2001: A Space Odyssey,’’ Cuarón’s relatively intimate space epic is equally groundbreaking in the spectacular way it depicts space.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Is torture ever justifiable? A twisty, compelling, brilliantly acted (if sometimes difficult to watch) thriller, Prisoners, asks this question not in the usual contemporary context — anti-terrorism — but instead as a gruesome option deployed as a response to every parent’s worst nightmare.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The film also drags a bit toward the end, but neither of these is a major flaw in a movie with more funny lines than in most of Allen’s movies these days — not to mention a saner, clearer moral perspective.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Overall, the rambling Jayne Mansfield’s Car is almost as big a wreck as its namesake.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Gorgeous location filming on Italy’s Amalfi Coast and a voice-only performance by the great Claire Bloom as an elderly woman remembering World War II are the main attractions in Kat Coiro’s familiarly snoozy romantic drama.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Short, sweet, raunchy and often screamingly funny.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    It falls to Hanks and his movie-star presence to anchor this ambitious enterprise, and he does some of his most impressive acting without saying a word.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A more nuanced picture of the only president to resign from office emerges in Penny Lane’s clever documentary.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A campy erotic thriller that’s seriously short of, well, passion.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A credulity-straining thriller featuring a few good paranoid moments — and, perhaps most important, Rebecca Hall running in high heels.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Cusack and Cage — who don’t have any scenes together until halfway through — do their best work in years, while erstwhile “High School Musical’’ star Hudgens shows off acting chops missing in “Spring Breakers.’’
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Larson shines as an adult staffer assigned to keep these self-destructive kids safe while they work with therapists.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Jobs amounts to, at best, a Cliffs Notes version of the man’s early life. If you want the real story, you’ll have to read Walter Isaacson’s fascinating 2011 biography, which would make a much better film than this one.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Although director Lee Daniels dials things down a bit here, subtlety is not what he does. That strategy worked for “Precious’’ but turned his more recent “The Paperboy’’ into a feature-length howler.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Often less really is more, and that’s why I can recommend Planes, a charmingly modest low-budget spin-off from Pixar’s “Cars’’ that provides more thrills and laughs for young children and their parents than many of its more elaborate brethren.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The superficial script doesn’t go nearly deep enough to begin explaining Lovelace.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    I’m a sucker for films with great surfing footage, let alone wacky ’70s hairstyles. But this overlong, cliché-infested Aussie period drama tested my patience.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Superficial and hokey yet still oddly endearing.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Paul Schrader’s The Canyons is not the worst movie of 2013 — it's marginally better than "InAPPpropriate Comedy" and "Scary Movie 5," two even worse bombs that Lindsay Lohan also lent her rapidly diminishing talents to — but it is surely the most boring I’ve seen.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The pretentious and unrelievedly glum first feature from music-video and advertising director Nenad Cicin-Sain, The Time Being looks sharp, but it’s about as dramatically satisfying as watching paint dry.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Blue Jasmine may sound like a topical satire, but it isn’t really. It’s a character study of an obnoxious, selfish and supremely self-absorbed woman oblivious to the pain she inflicts on others.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Still Mine eschews schmaltz, and is tremendously moving.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A couple of heavyweight actors — Tim Roth and Cillian Murphy — get top billing, but this British drama belongs to young Eloise Laurence, memorable as Skunk, the diabetic daughter of Roth’s kindly solicitor.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Classy old-school horror, James Wan’s The Conjuring depends more on its excellent cast and atmospheric direction than cheap gimmicks to raise hairs on the back of your neck. Which it does, quite frequently.

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