Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
Farahani — seen in “Body of Lies” and “Chicken With Plums” — is equally vibrant in a performance, and a film, that dares us to listen.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s hard to imagine the lives behind the voices that are part of the movies. But In a World ..., the debut feature from actress-turned-writer-director Lake Bell, not only gives the people who do movie voice-overs a closeup, it savvily and wittily uses what we hear as a metaphor for what we are.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Zipper captures the erasing of one of New York’s most unique stamps by cartoon businesspeople with dollar signs for eyeballs.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The film winds up as a chronicle of uneasy forgiveness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
While “Lovelace” falters a bit, it remains a memorable, unflinching indictment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Unfortunately, Elysium devolves. It doesn’t address the ramifications of making everyone healthy for eternity, or what it is on Earth they’re making or digging up that fuels whatever economy is left on the space station. For such a well thought-out premise, there’s not a mention of how capitalism works in this futureworld.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The “Millers” script — it took four writers to cobble together something that seems so slight — hits too many obvious notes between the moments when Aniston can strut her stuff.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The Canyons has more in common with Schrader’s opulent immoral tableaux “The Comfort of Strangers,” “Auto Focus” and “The Walker” than with his other work (including the script for “Taxi Driver”). It’s weaker than those, though, and less biting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Filmed over six years, “Ashes” is joyous and uplifting, full of spirit, memorable athletes (including Olympian Adrien Niyonshuti) and remarkable achievements, both big and small.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Much like “La Belle Noiseuse,” the 1991 Jacques Rivette film it resembles, this contemplative drama washes over you.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The oldsters are feisty — a gun-totin’ granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, “Goldfinger’s” Honor Blackman — but the shtick’s as flat as old ale. It is bookended, though, by two seriously great songs.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Finally, a found-footage thriller that merits, and expands on, this irrationally popular format.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Think you know all about comedy? This thorough, funny and thoroughly funny chronicle of the Catskills Mountains resorts — that is, the Borscht belt — will still teach you a thing or two.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The focus in James Ponsoldt’s affecting, intelligent drama is a pair of teenagers, and in them is so much complexity and heart that this casually paced gem feels rich in scope. They’re two of the most carefully created figures on screen this year, and yet their normalness takes us by surprise.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Pure charisma is sometimes the best special effect. That’s what Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg bring to 2 Guns, and after a season full of superhero duds, they deliver a crucial dose of cool.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Everyone thinks sex is easy to do, but that doesn’t mean they’re good at it. The To Do List is exactly that type of movie, one that thinks a sex-obsessed version of a John Hughes comedy by its very nature is hilarious. It’s not, but there are still some things to like here.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The way she (Blanchette) anchors this superb dramedy is a thing of beauty.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Good thing the Aussie star has the role down to a science, since the rest of The Wolverine is a howler.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It's nothing special. Which sort of makes it a loser all the way 'round. Expect a sad afterlife for it on cable.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Bening and Dillon are equally misused, and the rest of the cast is frankly just annoying. Like Imogene’s early promise, Girl Most Likely is likely to be forgotten quickly. The sooner the better.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
An extraordinary, must-see examination of what humans do to killer whales so that these amazing creatures can become one more entertainment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Can’t-look-away stuff, though it’s tough to believe your eyes and ears.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The always beguiling Radha Mitchell can’t save this stunted procedural-horror combo.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Whether one thinks Only God Forgives is laughably awful — like, for instance, “Showgirls,” “The Color of Night” or “Battlefield: Earth” — or just plain terrible awful depends, appropriately, on how much you’re willing to forgive it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
If The Conjuring were less of a con job, horror fans would not feel equally as trapped.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s never laugh-out-loud funny or inside-track smart, but in a summer full of bombastic failures, a lack of pretense is enough.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Families who have already raced to “Monsters University” and “Despicable Me 2” will find Turbo an acceptable third-place finisher. A sort-of escargot-meets-“Cars” adventure, it has some sharp vocal turns and remains fun even when its inventiveness runs out of gas.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2013
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- Posted Jul 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Travolta, who was more believable as a middle-aged housewife in “Hairspray” than he is as a former Serbian commando, has the accent down pat. But his Boris-and-Natasha-style syntax seems to represent Killing Season best. Just imagine that voice saying: Dees ees very seelly movie. Catch on cable TV, please.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This sequel to last year’s surprise buzz-maker takes the same appreciative approach to scare-flick tradition: Take hipsters, mix into classic genre riff, goose until ludicrous; repeat. Not every try is successful, but as with any anthology, if you don’t like one, sit back and wait for the next.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 11, 2013
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