Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
Ender’s Game, the book, may have a special place in pop-lit. The movie, however, is as special as a migraine.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sex is plentiful, but the lust is for paydays. This is territory covered far more vibrantly in “Margin Call,” yet director Costa-Gavras (“Z,” “Missing”) still has good, old-fashioned indignation to count on.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
More than just a one-name star of pop culture’s alternative history, Divine’s story — terrorized by bullies, embraced by the outré, where he finds a home — stands for “all the outsiders,” as Waters says (between hilarious anecdotes).- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
An oblique, by-design and frustrating drama, Claire Denis’ film about a man’s mysterious suicide and its repercussions is creepy, but finally too vague.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Ultimately, this dull tour of a thieving, primal underworld is just a lot of high-talking hogwash.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 24, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
McQueen has made a film comparable to “Schindler’s List” — art that may be hard to watch, but which is an essential look at man’s inhumanity to man. It is wrenching, but 12 Years a Slave earns its tears in a way few films ever do.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Where Sissy Spacek seemed otherworldly and haunted in De Palma’s film, Moretz (“Hugo,” “Kick-Ass”) is sadder. She’s a terrific young actress.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Ultimately, Paradise is a tiny version of a saint’s journey among sinners, an immature conception. Peramb-you-later, Lamb.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Michael Starrbury’s astute script draws us in slowly, depicting the realities of Mister and Pete’s lives in progressive reveals.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As a film, the result is static, like Ang Lee’s similarly muddled “Taking Woodstock.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Though the film’s untested cast struggles with the drama, and the sketched-out story is often banal (there are several amateurish calls-to-mom scenes), the presentation of a specific city subculture is etched from the heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Interviews with survivors fill us in on the personalities of the lost, but the background of K2, with archival footage from 1954, is equally gripping.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This nothing-new-here documentary presents basketball’s onetime celebrity point guard in unguarded moments. But the result is banal and fawning, with Lin coming off as a pious, charmless subject.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This is the kind of movie that, in order to puff itself up, quotes Meyer Lansky, Napoleon and Native American sayings. But according to Hoyle — as poker players would say — the film really just does boilerplate Hollywood drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 27, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The wonkiness is at a minimum and Reich delivers it with tales from his own life, since he’s the son of a dress store owner and a mom who helped in the shop. Essential viewing, no matter how you cut it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie gets too claustrophobic, while its noble attempt to take on suffering remains laudable.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sometimes, less is more. Case in point: Thanks for Sharing, a film that’s a little too eager to be ID’d as a “sex addiction dramedy.” As a result, solidly grounded performances from almost all the cast members wind up playing second fiddle to navel-gazing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Dano, Bello, Howard, Davis and Leo — the last nearly unrecognizable — are equally strong. Villeneuve, whose last film was the Oscar-nominated “Incendies,” uses them all perfectly, and Prisoners works best when it’s not what you thought it was going to be. But even on familiar ground, it’s hard to let go of.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Best of all, we take a trip back to Depression-era New York and grasp its resonance more than 80 years later. Delicious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Some parents are mellow, and others have instilled emotional problems in their children. This less-than-illuminating work resembles the spelling-bee doc “Spellbound,” only with a promise of high-end endorsements and far more pampering.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As narrated by Mickey Rourke and with appearances from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno, the movie captures the men who mix “sports, entertainment, art and a way of life” — as the former Governator describes body sculpting. It’s their honesty that looms large.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Howard, whose previous tales of men in professional peril include the topnotch “Apollo 13” as well as “Backdraft” and “Cinderella Man,” works with cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle to create a style in the racing scenes that makes the most of every angle. By the time the final lap of Rush starts, we’re up for the ride.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Enough Said doesn’t have the intimacy of Holofcener’s “Walking and Talking” or “Lovely & Amazing,” but it still cuts close the bone. Often so close we have to smile in self-defense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Andrew Dosunmu’s film is big-hearted and rich, frequently using slow motion to underscore an artful intimacy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A committed cast and pensive insights into family and self-expression help make this indie drama work.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Though the film plays like late-era Woody Allen — not necessarily a good thing — and Goldberg’s rambunctiousness is more annoying than liberating, there’s a serious depth of feeling here. Bosworth, thankfully, is attuned to that, and makes the most of it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s too bad we can’t take a hit out on The Family. This unexciting, unfunny would-be action satire is filled with Italian-American stereotypes, decades-old TV-style Mafia cliches, bits of business that never amount to anything and actors so much better than the hoary, one-joke material.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 12, 2013
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