Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
1351
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- Joe Neumaier
Black Rock is as dingy and dirty as the genre thrillers it appears to want to one-up. All it does, though, is bring everyone down.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 16, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The result is a stunningly nervy sequel that vaporizes any worries that Abrams’ terrific 2009 reboot was a fluke.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Luke Evans, whose higher-profile work includes “Clash of the Titans,” this summer’s “Fast & Furious 6” and the next installments of “The Hobbit,” smolders embarrassingly. But he shouldn’t be embarrassed. In the shadows, that could be anyone.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A lot of Aftershock predictably involves screaming or shock cuts, and the movie features a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo from Selena Gomez.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Feiffer sometimes gets snagged on the look-at-me nature of her meta-performance, veering from pathological to pathetic, and not always in the best way.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This would-be satire earns an E for Effort for wanting to be to the advertising world what “Being There” was to television.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The film is a mystery uncovered like a detective story, wrapped in a love letter.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 9, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Cathy Moriarty and other Scorsese alums pop up, but these mean streets feel too derivative to thrill.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 2, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 2, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As Richard Kuklinski, the Garden State guy who sleepwalks into an infamously deadly life he was born for, Shannon hits a whole other level.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 2, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It sharply fuses the humor and heart of the earlier films with a satisfyingly heavy-metal strength — and a darkness that’s more than earned.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Stripped of his former pretty-boy image, the Texas-born actor is snarly and gnarled, and understands what Nichols is aiming for. That’s crucial, as Mud needs something to stick to.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As a wry, knowing narrator guides us in and out of their symphonic affair, there’s no doubt the trip is worth it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The Big Wedding lets them all down with bottom-rung sitcom shtick and an undercurrent of squareness masquerading as absurdity.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Atmosphere is three-fourths of the game in a horror film, and The Lords of Salem has it in spades. It’s not too much to say that until this culty-witchy throwback chiller turns too bloody, it shows how far a little style can go.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Kosinski’s ultimately underwhelming film leads nowhere. As its palpable sense of dread — well-sustained in a gently cascading first hour — gives way to dead ends, this Omega Movie shoots itself in the foot.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Luckily, folks like Snoop and good sports like Sheen and, yes, Lohan, break up the monotony. Until, like an undead beastie, the boredom and dumb jokes come roaring back.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 12, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s a good chunk of info for those eager to know how the sausage gets made, as well as the facts of life and death surrounding what we consume. You just have to pluck the PR feathers and find the good parts.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Boseman is watchful, winning and confident, but never saintly. Yet he keeps Robinson’s moral spine aligned with his skill and self-respect, showing how he needed all of those to succeed.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A frisky, feisty heist flick with brains and charisma, the movie may make a few errors, but they’re forgotten in the blink of an eye thanks to all the twists, turns and close shaves.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sort of “An American Psycho’s European Vacation,” this indie dramatic thriller mixes sex and violence and still winds up dull.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The cutesy energy is just too much in this Aussie comedy that’s overly bemused by its quirkiness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
What Room 237 is really about is how movies inspire passion. Which is a great thing, even if it comes out in wack-job ways.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Unfortunately, the rest of writer-director Eran Creevy’s film just shows that the Brits, too, make good-looking but empty thrillers, just like in Hollywood.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The poetry in The Place Beyond the Pines can be elusive, but also easy to get lost in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The G.I. Joe team is back, and most of their sophomore movie adventure, G.I. Joe Retaliation, is as bland as their name and as subtle as an exploding tank.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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