Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
The politician who almost pathologically asked the question "How'm I doin'?" clearly never needed a view outside his own. Which is as New York as it gets.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're going to have a ghost in your movie, it might be a good thing to present a viable alternative to that ghost. Mama, however, presents a battle between two not very good options before crumbling like a sheet on a string.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Movies like this, from "Diner" to "Beautiful Girls" to "Garden State," have a standard trajectory, and this film's no different. But it has a nuance and a rumpled comfort with itself, which turns Fairhaven into an inviting place to visit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Okay, y'all, the never-ending appeal of the Southern-fried crime caper for filmmakers hungry for flavor is back with The Baytown Outlaws. Only here, the drawling accents, screeching tires and sawed-off blasts that rise again don't amount to much.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It shows that life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. And how, in case we forget, every age can predict the next.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Texas Chainsaw 3D sees itself as over-the-top and knowing, but what we ultimately get is simply eyes without a face.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Krasinki's soft-sell script, lets the movie's ideas get absorbed without grandstanding or pretension. Its issues go down with a smile and common sense, which turns out to be exactly the right formula.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 27, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Certainly, the West Memphis 3 deserve more chances to detail how the justice system went nightmarishly awry. But take this as ultimately more personal journal than investigation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
There's a funny movie scratching at the edges of This is 40. Unfortunately, writer-director Judd Apatow sees himself as the John Cassavetes of Comedy, so every time that funny movie starts to emerge, Apatow tramples it with scenes of domestic irritation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Mood is more important to Not Fade Away than anything, but writer-director David Chase, who turned mood into masterpiece with every season of "The Sopranos," allows nostalgic feeling to be the sole reason for this, his first feature film.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when we thought Quentin Tarantino had shown us all the cojones he has, in rides Django Unchained.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Small victories that turn into defeats, long walks to gain little ground, little wounds that get deeper every day - growing old is a war, and movies rarely go there. Michael Haneke's amazing, dignified Amour is the exception.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 18, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
What finally sticks in the mind about "ZDT" is its precision. What the film says about getting information from terrorism suspects in an era of high-tech surveillance depends on your point of view. What is unquestionable is how powerful its full scope is.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 18, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Travis Fine gives his period details flourish and lets Cumming and Dillahunt create well-rounded characters, but Any Day Now winds up treacly.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Yelling is a prosaic look at a hard life. Like Sweetness, the movie finds its way by instinct.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Some of Hyde Park on Hudson feels like lost scenes from "The King's Speech," the 2010 Oscar-winner about King George. It doesn't help that "Hyde's" own rhythms, appealing as they are, are often soporific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Colorful folks and cool stunts abound, but casual viewers may still utter a big "Why?"- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A mopey indie family drama like In Our Nature can't quash "Mad Men" star John Slattery's charm no matter how badly it tries.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
If Deadfall had more life, it might have been about more than just its wannabe edge. Ruzowitzky, whose 2007 film "The Counterfeiters" won a Best Foreign Film Oscar, understands the movie's simple plan. But it nonetheless puts us into a big sleep.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This well-intentioned but clumsy attempt to get into the head of one of the 20th century's most famous women remains full of hot air.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Yen, who also choreographed the fights, is a natural hero, and the large canvas and pseudo-superhero tactics work for a bit, but then the action gets sidetracked in place of myth-building.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This crisp, involving South African drama comes at you in waves, changing course and tone expertly.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A fascinating and informative, if sometimes stodgy, documentary about the most secret wing of Israel's anti-espionage unit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
While McNairy and Mendelsohn are solid but almost too showy, Liotta, Jenkins, Sam Shepard and a chewy supporting cast beautifully fill in the blanks. Killing Them Softly adds each of its characters to a punchy, prosaic tale that believes in America, one way or another.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though Rust and Bone aims for a blasé attitude toward disabled drama - in a far more artificial way than another French film, "The Intouchables," did earlier this year - it's underwritten characters and hoary approach plunk it into mediocrity. As wheelchair-bound Stephanie practices her whale-training motions to Katy Perry's "Firework," it's eye-rollingly obvious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 23, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Dour animated adventure that aspires to holiday joy, but is as enjoyable as a sock full of coal.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though the film's setup trudges and its closing is too pat, that hour or so on the raft is something special, and few would dive into the story's soul as Lee does.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
While Messina and Ireland are fine company, writer-director Matt Ross' conceit tires you out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 15, 2012
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