Jesse Hassenger
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is an interesting idea, executed with a reductive, tin-eared understanding of what constitutes art to go along with a faith-based movie’s reductive, tin-eared understanding of what constitutes entertainment.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Only Reid and Pine feel like they’re playing fully imagined characters, and DuVernay wrestles with how to make the overstuffed material both contemporary and timeless.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 7, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Love, Simon is touching as a gesture. As entertainment, it’s nothing Degrassi hasn’t done better.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 27, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are any number of metaphorical applications for A’s condition, some implied more strongly than others, including trans struggles, gender fluidity...teenage desire to fit in, even accidental catfishing.... Every Day is sweet and sincere enough to remain open to these interpretations, but too gentle to assert itself into anything of real consequence.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s about halfway between "Atomic Blonde" and a Focus Features late-summer thriller, which more or less fits the Francis Lawrence aesthetic. He brings to this material what he brought to "The Hunger Games": a sense of style that feels constrained by obligations to hit a certain number of plot points.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 16, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Because Hunter’s movie works best in its early, less crazed stretch, there aren’t any really memorable sequences here coming from the director or his distinctive star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 12, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie starts out heedless in its desire to charm, but it winds up feeling constrained by self-consciousness, and more’s the pity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 6, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a Brit-inflected talking-animal picture in the wake of the "Paddington" series, it’s not good enough.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 5, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The runty little brother of "The Hunger Games" has gotten surprisingly proficient in that area of well-produced sci-fi junk where a lot of the dialogue consists of variations on, “Go, go, go!”- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 24, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie isn’t as off-the-charts shameless as Sparks, but it lacks the Russian roulette death-guessing game to occupy viewers who get bored.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 17, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Above all else, this movie is so well-cast that the laugh line makes perfect sense coming from Black.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Its scenes aren’t really long or improv-heavy enough to qualify as rambling, but they’re often slow enough to qualify as excruciating.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
For the most part, the movie’s ideas about Barnum are incredibly stupid and, at times, kind of sweet in their daftness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s half-assed in every way but cast retention; almost all the major female characters return.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Its strongest evocation of poignant, imperfect memory has to do with its leading man, and the glimpse it provides of a fuller career that never was.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The stars work hard, and the movie goes slack. It seems like that old adage is true: Behind every Bad Moms is a couple of dudes without any discipline.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 1, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Jigsaw isn’t a series low point. It’s less aggressively unpleasant than some of the others.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 27, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond its best little moments, the movie is addressing a serious issue, and it feels awfully churlish to complain that its earnest depictions of soldiers in psychological pain isn’t novel enough, or that Koale’s performance is a little shakier than Teller’s, or that the movie doesn’t have much to say about the Iraq War in particular, or that it eventually tries to pass off a lack of resolution as an abbreviated happy ending. But these stumbling blocks do stack up, standing in the way of Hall’s best intentions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Lively has become an expert at creating the impression that at some point, the movie behind her will come together. All I See Is You comes closer than "Adaline," but its adult intentions don’t go far enough.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
So squarely old-fashioned that it’s a little jarring to notice that many of the characters have smartphones.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 17, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
This breezy approach has its limits; Marshall isn’t so different from a well-made TV movie. But it plays well on the big screen anyway, and there’s some relevance in the way it depicts competing forms of bigotry—racism alongside anti-Semitism and expectations about female sexuality.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Breathe seems to want nothing more than to be "The Theory Of Everything" for a slightly newer generation.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 10, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
American Made has such style and energy that its hasty patchwork of a narrative becomes a kind of charm unto itself, even when it means losing track of talented actors.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Lego Ninjago movie isn’t any worse than any number of professionally made but unexciting cartoons aimed at kids, and sometimes a gag will pop through with the same high-energy surprise that powered so much of The Lego Movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 20, 2017
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- Posted Sep 18, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Current War employs actors capable of their own eccentric stylizations, and gives them very little leeway to make the material their own. Gomez-Rejon keeps snatching it back with every offbeat composition idea he can muster.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
By displacing some familiar gang-movie dynamics into an environment less often glimpsed on film, Abbasi stays true to the offbeat heart of his influences. The strength of his work here indicates an even more distinct voice might yet emerge.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 11, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s the film equivalent of a guy loudly demanding the attention of everyone in a subway car, then refusing to even issue a compellingly strange rant.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 8, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers might claim the sexy superficiality as their whole point; if so, it’s a thin one. Chadwick and Stoppard seem to be making a movie about the impulsivity of desire, but they never dig into those feelings beyond depicting them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 1, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The outline of a snappy relationship comedy is here, and Bell is talented enough to make one. Maybe next time she’ll commit to it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 30, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rather than inspiring some kind of connection between disparate eras, Leap! uses pop music as a quick fix for kids who might be bored by ballet or orphans.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Soderbergh isn’t exactly hiding a secret drama inside his barrel of laughs and twists. But his comeback project keeps quiet about being one of the sweetest, most affirming movies he’s ever made.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 15, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Surly and Andie’s second adventure...is less ambitious than the original.... But it’s also more propulsive, which is to say antic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Marc Webb’s new movie, in contrast, uses the song for its title, the name of an in-movie manuscript, and as a late-breaking song cue that doesn’t drop the needle so much as clunk it down with turgid inevitability.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Before the opening credits have finished rolling, voice-over narration is lamenting the distance that can grow between even the tightest of friendships and hyping up the audience for a reunion of characters who have barely been introduced. It may be shameless, but it’s honest.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 19, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
When Megan Leavey touches upon the treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder in both humans and animals, it looks capable of bringing something novel to the human-and-dog formula. Most of the time, it’s a rote biography of someone a dog really liked.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 7, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here is the problem with making four movies about a middle-schooler who only ages a little and learns sitcom-ready lessons: After a while, it all starts to feel as repetitive and uninspired as any number of more ambitious franchises. The Long Haul has a chance to reimagine the series and only comes up with Vacation Junior.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 17, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
As the movie pulls over to look at museum fabrics in vain search of a groove, it turns the audience into its impatient child, threatening to start kicking the back of the car seat any minute now.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 9, 2017
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- Posted May 3, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s hard to make a film that’s critical of digital technology without sounding like a square. It’s this uphill battle that The Circle fights for a little while, then loses about halfway through.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 27, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Maybe it’s a question of drastically lowered expectations finally working to Sandler’s advantage, but Sandy Wexler is disarming in its charms.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
What this one offers in abundance is facts about golf in its early days. How the movie escaped a Father’s Day release in the U.S. is a mystery.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 12, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
But if Their Finest is a little stodgy and tasteful, it also possesses Scherfig’s trademark wistfulness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 4, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The quartet of actors lends Song To Song somewhat more focus, but it still finds ways to sprawl.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie falls short of delivering a memorable experience of its own. Outside of confirming its stars’ presence, A United Kingdom is more valuable as history than filmmaking.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 8, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
If The Lego Movie was a delightful tribute to the multifaceted experiences of playing with Legos, this movie is like one of the licensed sets that inspired it: Less essential, more market-driven, and still irresistible for certain kids, fans, and nerds.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 7, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
If anything, Demons Strike Back is an even zanier and more kid-friendly affair than the Chow original. Yet without Chow’s unique strain of silliness, it also feels louder and more antic while covering less ground.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The uncomfortable yet not unwelcome spectacle of De Niro attempting zingers makes this movie an essential subject for future study of the actor’s comic side. Unfortunately, it is essential in no other way.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 1, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like so many movies designed for believers first and ordinary sinners second, if at all, Gavin Stone has trouble approximating the sensibility of actual entertainment and is particularly deadly as a comedy. Even David Spade movies tend to have more laughs.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 18, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Monster Trucks, in all its stupid, misguided, laughable anti-glory, is difficult to hate. Its stupidity is, at times, vaguely likable, and if not redeemed by strong craft, not harmed by technical deficiencies.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anything legitimately affecting about the movie bleeds out, and Cage delivering a blood-soaked monologue or simulating the sound of a burned esophagus isn’t enough on its own to turn Arsenal into the gory, borderline rococo thriller it starts aiming for around the halfway mark. It’s the rare case of a bonkers Cage performance counting as too little, too late.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 4, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The smoothness of the movie’s individual sequences bumps up against narrative raggedness, as Affleck labors to compress a sprawling, novel-ready narrative.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gold is fitfully entertaining, but for a movie that gives itself license to go bigger and weirder than real life, its imagination for excess runs out whenever it isn’t focused intently on its star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 23, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
For all of its current touchstones, Hidden Figures feels far too late, both in the recognition these women deserve and the filmmakers’ goodhearted but dull approach to their stories.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is at least interestingly confusing until about the halfway mark, when monotony sets in for good.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It turns out that Sing’s myriad irritations are a lot more eclectic than its long, long playlist of pop hits.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hamburg springs some surprises, albeit secondhand ones. More often, he calls his shots from a mile away.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hancock is not the ideal fit for the queasy mix of fascination, sympathy, and discomfort that Siegel brought to movies like The Wrestler and Big Fan. The Founder is drier than either of those movies, which means it’s less funny but also has even less potential for sentiment.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
In a trim 88 minutes, it manages to make Poots and Shannon an intriguing duo, then lets them revert to odd mismatch. It may be worth watching, though, for anyone who’s ever wanted to see Shannon attempt to burn holes in Justin Long with his eyes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 6, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The main problem is a dialogue-heavy script by first-time screenwriter Jonathan Perera that mistakes quantity of verbiage for quality.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 23, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Occasionally, the movie’s combination of formula and tweaks makes it play like a one-blockbuster-fits-all reconciliation of a standard Disney checklist with a second list of corrective measures. For the most part, though, the movie feels more heartfelt than calculated.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite its upstart distributor and relatively low-key cast, it’s an unabashedly mainstream movie; compared with edgier, more indie versions of onscreen American youth, it might even look a little pat.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The slumming stars actually make the situation worse for everyone; Life On The Line plays like an ego trip without any accompanying fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whatever its faults, this is a nice movie, a crowdpleaser best experienced with an appreciative audience.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is an uncharacteristically unsubtle work from Lee — yet in the end, it’s not ineffective.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The problem is that Army Of One doesn’t add up to much. It’s not quite a satire nor quite a full character study.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Madea remains a distinctive, weirdly compelling character. Maybe someday Perry will make a good comedy for her.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This 73-minute speech isn’t really much of a movie, and as advocacy it’s unlikely to reach Trump-leaning voters. But as a case for Clinton aimed at third-party supporters who are convinced they couldn’t stomach casting a ballot for her, it might turn a few heads.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This movie is not quite the comic event it relentlessly advertises in its opening and closing moments. But it is a reminder of the talent behind the hubris.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though its title and general tone lament the stifling atmosphere of the years between childhood and full-fledged teenhood, the movie misses the animal hostility and physical awkwardness of genuine tweens.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The whole movie falls between stylization, which it mostly lacks, and realism, which it can’t quite claim with its non-teenage teenager spouting non-swearing swears.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 5, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
American Honey doesn’t rise and fall on the strength of its love story, if that’s even what happens between Star and Jake. Arnold touches on a lot—rural poverty in America, class divisions, the impulsiveness and recklessness of youth—but never tames her film into a strict polemic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Intentionally or not, Denial is perfectly timed to a season of insane conspiracy theories and feelings-based readings of facts.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With its three leads all having appeared repeatedly in the small-town setting of "Parks And Recreation," My Blind Brother sometimes feels like an alternate-world appendix to that beloved show.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a lot of plot for a movie that endeavors primarily to entertain children, though the excess is more likely to give adults a headache.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
In other words, 12 years have elapsed since the last Bridget Jones movie. A skinnier, more put-together Bridget isn’t necessarily a more interesting character; she’s a little more "Sex And The City" this time out, however incrementally.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
A small, unflashy, borderline incompetent movie like Mr. Church is certainly another sign that Murphy does what he wants. Maybe this guarded performance in a lousy movie is a sign of him wanting to do something better.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Disappointments has the strange confidence of a much slicker, more decisive movie, and all of its sort-ofs don’t add up to much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here is a film that manages to be observant without being especially insightful—without deepening thematically beyond the observation that inner city life can still be really, really lousy for everyone involved.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 7, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The director, Luke Scott (son of Ridley), doesn’t exactly elevate this material, but he does see it through. The voice of Brian Cox goads the action into Bourne territory to counter its "Ex Machina" overtones, but the movie works best when it riffs away from its antecedents into even more pitiless territory.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 31, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, Wood doesn’t have much time to treat the romance between Leah and Blue with any more depth than the characters. It’s a shame. Her final shot would have real power in a richer, more perceptive film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 31, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Statham and Gansel don’t recreate the Transporter magic; those were lovingly ridiculous action movies, while Mechanic: Resurrection is more hastily ridiculous. But after a season of sagas, revivals, and franchise hubris, the flatness of a Statham sequel inspires its own kind of trash nostalgia.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 26, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
John Krasinski’s second feature has such a milquetoast, melancholy-indie sound that its most arresting and dynamic musical moment comes when three characters unexpectedly break into “Closer To Fine” by the Indigo Girls.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is Laika’s least droll, least ghoulish feature so far; the plotting is even more dreamlike than "Coraline."- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 17, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen and Goldberg start with spoofery and work their way into something bolder and stranger; it’s as if playing in the Pixar sandbox, or a reasonable approximation thereof, can’t help but inspire creativity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it is something of a comedy, Joshy is also serious, and its comic actors follow suit.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The younger characters are so full of life, and the older ones so full of trenchant but predictable talking-point issues, that it sometimes feels like a middling movie encroaching on a good one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Five Nights In Maine’s grieving has a short-story quality, and many movies would do well to follow that model.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The performers do sell a lot of this material. Bell is especially funny as a cheery, lonely mom whose litany of childcare responsibilities has cut her off from the rest of the world.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Don’t Think Twice is the rare movie that’s immersed in improv as a subject, not a behind-the-scenes technique for goosing laughs.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Equals brings Stewart’s charisma back to a genre framework — though its form of low-key science fiction is no longer the kind of genre material that actually gets wide exposure.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As enjoyable as this movie is, sometimes it feels like it’s holding back; no one’s id runs wild. But the limitations of Ghostbusters make Wiig, McCarthy, McKinnon, and Jones even more valuable. They make a big franchise-starter warmer and more endearing than it needs to be.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s something liberating about a comedy where all four central characters f--k up with such youthful bravado.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 6, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Susanna White, on only her second feature, jazzes up the proceedings to match the skill of actors like McGregor, Harris, and Skarsgård. Most notable is her smart use of cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s nice that The Legend Of Tarzan isn’t a nakedly mercenary franchise play that presumes dozens of sequels to come. (It’s also not a low-rent Casper Van Dien vehicle.) But it sure could use some money-grubbing set pieces to tie the genial silliness together.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ross may not be a great director, but he has written some very good screenplays, none of which sprawl out like this one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 23, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Phenom is merely well-acted and well-made, rather than heart-stopping. There are worse fates for a sports movie, to be sure.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
No Stranger Than Love offers an accidental lesson: Attempts to write poetry ought to be preceded by attempts to read it and, preferably, understand it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 15, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Guzmán has been a delightful presence in countless movies over the years, and it’s neat to see him take on an unambiguously leading role, especially one focusing on two Puerto Rican characters. But the movie’s Luis is a surprisingly dull Ugly American.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 8, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
These are not good performances, exactly. Clarke is endearing, but verges on mugging. Claflin is at his best when Will gives in to his competitive urges, which happens exactly once.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s not necessarily a good thing to aim this kind of weaponized marketing at kids, it’s also silly and colorful enough to nearly work as a live-action cartoon. It might rot brains, but perhaps not while regarding them with utter contempt.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Do-Over is a de facto R-rated movie for Sandler, with the attendant bad language and sex jokes, but most of the faux-naughty stuff seems like an afterthought. The jokes that work best fill in the sad details of Charlie’s life.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s briskly paced and sometimes neat to watch in reality-bending 3-D, but none of it is quite as head-spinning as it should be. The movie doesn’t dare alienate its family base with genuine trippiness; instead, it pacifies with tedious familial backstory.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 24, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the movie is lazily retrofitted for a variety of marketing opportunities. Some kids will probably like it anyway. But some kids also like toy commercials and singing chipmunks. It doesn’t mean they should actually watch them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Efron imbues his handsome-dope routine with such nuance that Teddy is not only funny but also touching in his sincere desire for brotherhood, in short supply postgraduation. What could have been simplistic self-parody becomes a genuinely, almost confusingly terrific performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Foster, a novice at suspenseful filmmaking, doesn’t seem to know which screws to tighten or if screws even need tightening at all.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 12, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, what seemed like a lovely rumination starts to sound more like poetry refashioned as prose.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The cast is uniformly strong, and willing to go wherever Guadagnino takes them, in however little clothing he deems necessary; the ensemble-wide equal-opportunity nudity is almost frequent enough to qualify as confrontational.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 4, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Aniston is bad here, but she’s not alone. Marshall allows everyone in the movie to either play to their worst instincts or avert their eyes while skipping through the wreckage.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
What’s left is those two strong performances. Bateman is especially funny in the sequence that lands Baxter in the hospital, and Kidman never resorts to shallow-actress clichés when indicating how a life in different kinds of spotlights may have frayed at Annie’s nerves.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here Scafaria makes nice use of her widescreen frame, and cuts the movie together crisply—a lot of the jokes actually come from the cuts, and the way they punctuate the often pitch-perfect dialogue.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s all pretty silly, but it compensates for a lack of emotional weight with star power.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As much as the movie sidesteps biographical conventions with its narrow frame and playful tone, it can’t avoid a separate cliché that plagues this sort of material: Elvis & Nixon is basically a diverting TV movie given a theatrical release.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rio offers the uncomfortable spectacle of 10 different filmmakers mostly failing to produce a sense of place that can be sustained over 10 minutes, much less multiple senses of place that can be stitched into an interesting patchwork.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though this series is built on comic looseness, it’s that sincerity that carries through its minor comedic missteps, like underusing Hall and leaning too heavily on Cedric’s wacky-old-man shtick.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Boss, without quite reaching the heights of McCarthy’s work with Paul Feig, establishes its star as sort of a comic auteur — which is not the same as repeating herself.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 6, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s more like an extremely confusing and sloppily written chunk of Purge fan-fiction—a tortured use of another movie’s absurd mythology to help make muddled quasi-satirical points, while indulging the apparently fail-safe punchline of saying the word “purge” about once a minute.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 1, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Dark Horse may not entirely work as a film, but it has an unexpected amount of gritty idiosyncrasy on its side.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 30, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Maybe Vardalos should revisit this material when she’s ready to write "My Big Fat Greek Funeral."- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 23, 2016
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- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Maybe that call will be answered next time with enough incremental improvements to finally notch a good Divergent movie, a possibility Allegiant raises repeatedly and frustratingly. Ultimately, though, this movie isn’t just adhering to a formula; it’s carefully following a recipe designed to offset any good ingredients that get mixed in there by mistake.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It takes a surprising amount of time to adjust to the film’s shticky conception of its main character, Hope Ann Greggory (Melissa Rauch).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Miracles From Heaven is too dramatically inert to oblige Garner with a great character, but it does offer plenty of tearful monologues and mini-monologues.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 15, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Plenty of romantic comedies lack any demonstrable knowledge of actual human behavior. The Perfect Match lacks any demonstrable knowledge of movie behavior, too.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Eventually, though, The Brothers Grimsby runs out of room to fully work as a hit-or-miss comedy — and perhaps most disappointing, doesn’t reserve any of its hits for co-stars Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson, Gabourey Sidibe, and Penelope Cruz; it’s a great, diverse female cast assembled to do not very much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like this doesn’t require 30 Rock’s joke density or silly streak, but it’s surprising that Fey and Carlock’s satirical eyes aren’t a little more alert.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like Disney’s "Big Hero 6," the movie is busy, but not breathless with invention.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
A relatively straightforward comic love story/environmental parable, it’s a sharper bit of whimsy than CJ7 and less weighed down with mythology than Journey To The West.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 26, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are a lot of bad things this movie doesn’t do, which is not quite the same as doing anything particularly well.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 24, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The rest of Race has other moments of engagement in a slickly produced and watchable package. But ultimately, it offers history told as a series of passing anecdotes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a bizarre and pointless spectacle, but not an unamusing one. Characters like Alexanya and Atari feel very much like try-outs for Saturday Night Live characters — not surprising, given that at least four of the cast members have worked on that show.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yet as personal, well-performed, and sometimes lyrical as this material is, Dalio also has a peculiar way of making it all play like a public service announcement—like a feature commissioned for a mental-wellness convention.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie feels bloodless, and not just because the gore is muted and computerized to stay within the boundaries of a PG-13 rating.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when the movie focuses on its imagery rather than its plot mechanics, it seems intent on covering its bases rather than committing to a particular look or mood.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As charming as the early scenes are, The Finest Hours doesn’t really come together as a love story, either, and Affleck’s scenes on the tanker are too abbreviated to really sink in as great survival drama.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s a certain perverse brilliance, however accidental, to a movie that creates a longing for a foulmouthed Aubrey Plaza/Robert De Niro romcom.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 22, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The implausibilities, cop-movie checkboxes, and mildly wasted talent make Ride Along 2 lazy, but not downright loathsome. If anything, it’s perhaps slightly more amusing and agreeable than the original—a sign of how little that film’s seemingly surefire premise wound up mattering.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 13, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie seems to be conceived as a slow burn, but it's more like a faucet dripping lukewarm water.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 8, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Overconfidence in the face of mediocrity is something Ferrell usually satirizes. This time, he’s more of a participant.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 24, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Kids don’t need the Chipmunks movies to take them somewhere cheap. They deserve a comedy or a musical or a cartoon — none of which The Road Chip quite is — that’s more than a high-pitched distraction.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smith’s Omalu makes a compelling character, supported by his mentor Cyril Wecht (Albert Brooks) and former team doctor Julian Bailes (Alec Baldwin). But Concussion doesn’t crackle like the best whistleblower dramas.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s not consistently funny, and is as enamored as any other Sandler movie with making reference to its own limp running gags (including one about donkey shit), there is a certain inclusiveness that harkens back to his earlier work.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 11, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
In the end, McKay’s edu-tainment tactics work, even if the laughs aren’t as hearty as his broader work with Ferrell. The Big Short pulls off its own oddball gambit: grabbing attention through fringe wonkiness rather than a tantalizing glimpse at bro-banker lifestyles.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 9, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though director Nicholas Hytner does his best to enliven the material, Bennett very much comes across as a dull man’s Charlie Kaufman, even more so when the movie ends with flat, unearned whimsicality. Good as she is here, Smith must cede this round to Dench.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 2, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Creed works far better than it should, and does so twice: as the unexpected payoff to a nearly 40-year-old series, and as the confirmation of a major talent in its director.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Night Before isn’t Rogen’s funniest movie. Minute for minute, it doesn’t have as many laughs as "Superbad," "Neighbors," or "This Is The End," among others. But it does contain one of Rogen’s funniest performances, as Isaac navigates a very long and very bad drug trip, a responsibility-free Christmas gift from his wife.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie that should be punctuated like a Christmas card sign-off but instead, losing a comma, becomes an off-putting directive. How Robert De Niro didn’t make it to this set is a mystery for the ages.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 11, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s more technically elaborate treatment than the characters have ever received, it’s also gentler and more eye-pleasing than any of Blue Sky’s other features. It‘s also a neat extension of Schulz’s style—though, granted, no one needs to see Pig-Pen’s permanent cloud of filth rendered more vividly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite a top-shelf cast and strong subject matter, Suffragette feels like the product of limitations.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 21, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
This makes The Final Girls an odd concoction: a semi-crude and not especially scary horror-comedy with some real emotional depth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The tension between Boyle’s restless energy and Sorkin’s tendency to run in place drives the movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The problem is, Hotel Transylvania 2 focuses so intently on parental neuroses—Dracula needs Mavis to remain his little girl and needs his new grandson to conform to his vampire lineage—that the movie itself feels smothering (especially on the heels of the similarly themed original).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lack of comic goals allows Meyers to write and write; a key emotional scene between De Niro and Hathaway late in the movie rambles on like a first draft, and the movie swells to the two-hour mark.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s B-movie flimsiness is pervasive, and paired with an overall lack of B-movie flair, though director Uli Edel makes some game yarn-spinning attempts.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 22, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without an emotional core, a stronger sociological angle, or many visceral thrills, Black Mass more or less limits itself to procedural status. Within those aims, it’s a pretty good one, absorbing and well-made.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
While this movie version of Fischer does indeed suffer from mental health issues that make it difficult for him to form functional human relationships, one of the film’s strongest, most potentially surprising pleasures is the sight of Maguire playing both with and against his usual type.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s certainly an audience for these thrillers, but imagine how big that audience might be for one that really works.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 11, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The small miracle of Leslye Headland’s second film as writer-director is not that it sidesteps its influences or shuns its genre. It’s that it somehow makes the lusty undercurrents of its male/female friendship unironically romantic and, at times, unapologetically sexy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 9, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
As with "Catfish," Joseph is there with his soulful handheld camera-bobbing, trying to convey the pensive thoughtfulness of a person who may not be thinking all that much. And as with "Catfish," the audience catches on long before anyone on screen.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Agent 47 is just slightly less dull than its disavowed predecessor — or at least its dullness seems less active, because it doesn’t turn anyone as inherently interesting as Olyphant into a dour-faced killing machine.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
While The Man From U.N.C.L.E. probably isn’t any less of a caricature of its period than "Sherlock Holmes," it carries its fakeness with more snap in its step. The imaginary intrigue it generates is fleeting, but often beautiful.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s no revenge, no murder, and no kidnapping. It’s a low-budget New Orleans Cage movie with some dignity. It would be a pleasure to report that The Runner is also good, but this slim if mildly compelling film lands somewhere between character sketch and morality tale.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s dedication to girls everywhere is unnecessary; it already feels so specific and true without it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lack of dialogue makes Shaun The Sheep easy for younger children all over the world to understand, and the film is undeniably intended for that demographic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it doesn’t operate at its full potential, Spivet nonetheless offers a bracing risk: a kid adventure with danger alongside its whimsy and sadness alongside its reassurances.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Directors Kief Davidson and Daniel Junge drive home the company’s grown-up fan base by logging an amusingly eclectic array of celebrity testimonials: Ed Sheeran, Trey Parker, and NBA star Dwight Howard.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s just a middling cover of a pretty good old song, adrift in the present day.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 28, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Frustratingly, the movie is plenty likable when it’s not trying to show off its wistfulness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even on its own silly terms, Pixels is not a very good movie; it’s painted up like a Ghostbusters-style fantasy-comedy but plays like so many slapdash Happy Madison productions before it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 22, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Unlike many comic vehicles and just as many big-city romances, it’s a real, and ultimately rewarding, piece of work. A big-studio romantic comedy infused with actual human feeling is just as rare an accomplishment as the perfect comedy sketch.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Mr. Holmes has moments of palpable regret and loss, but visually speaking, it looks like a blandly touching movie about a lonely old man who befriends a scrappy kid and learns about the magic of storytelling. Eventually, that’s the unexciting destiny it fulfills.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Intentionally or not, Farrant and her screenwriters leave a hole at the center of their film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Minions has idiosyncratic roots, but it’s a franchise play all the way. Finally, even 5-year-olds have their own movie that mechanically cashes in on something they loved when they were younger.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The cross-cutting duet it builds to, with two people singing the same song separated by hundreds of miles, is a nice musical moment, but just that: a moment. Ideally, even a low-key romantic drama should have more than one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Paul and Julia can rescue each other, but they need more help pulling Stung out of "Tremors" and "Party Down"’s combined shadow.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite its unconvincing seriousness mixing poorly with its unconvincing dark comedy, 7 Minutes proves difficult to despise outright; it’s watchably swift and somewhat engaging in the moment.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
As in a lot of good sci-fi, the movie is set in a particular world, but driven by the characters that inhabit it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Past Winterbottom films have turned “real life” into both comedy and tragedy. The Face Of An Angel turns it into a directionless skulk.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
In Infinitely Polar Bear, Ruffalo attempts to put a recognizable, charismatic, slightly worn face on manic depression. Somehow, though, he comes up with a vaguely theatrical, and vaguely wearying, performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Of course, a single documentary can’t cover everything, but this one’s slim but entertaining 80 minutes suggests that Nguyen erred on the side of brevity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 10, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Spy, similarly, doesn’t exactly send up James Bond or Jason Bourne espionage thrillers, but it places McCarthy in the middle of the action while subverting the traditionally male domination of that arena.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
As a children’s movie, it’s uncommonly sensitive and complicated, rooted in relationships rather than dazzling action. But adults may notice its simple poetry turning, after a while, to suds.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s minor, clever, and essential in the specialized field of Gemma Arterton studies.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The most retro thing about the remake is its specific, outdated utility: If anyone still patronizes video stores with hard copies, and if those stores don’t happen to have the original Poltergeist (or Insidious) in stock on a Friday night, this version might do the trick.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 22, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when it’s slowing down, Fight shows beguiling confidence in both its filmmaking and its characters—enough to make its smallest romantic moments feel significant.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Posted May 14, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It never pushes far enough into that territory to distinguish its beautiful losers from the many addiction-movie characters that precede them.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 14, 2015
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- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The real Noble accomplished a lot, but the movie insists on giving her achievements a mystical and mythical dimension...without the imagination to carry it off.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Henson saw potential in Spinney that he proceeded to realize over the course of many years. I Am Big Bird only has 90 minutes to cover the basics.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hunt’s writing isn’t exactly knocking off Woody Allen (her characters do send text messages, after all), but it shares with Allen a peculiar, stylized imitation of how New Yorkers supposedly sound.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 29, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a movie that emulates literature, The Age Of Adaline never fits comfortably into a particular form — literary or cinematic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
If anything, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 ups that sadness quotient, spending much of its opening proving that just because these movies are stupider than "Observe And Report" doesn’t mean they have to be less cripplingly depressing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Kriv Stenders seems to think he’s spun a twisty, delightfully amoral genre riff. Instead, he’s made a brightly colored smirk noir.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite undermining its own better qualities, The Longest Ride still qualifies as one of the best Sparks films by virtue of not including any love-ghosts or destructive misinformation about how Alzheimer’s works.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 8, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
On a purely technical level, Effie Gray is fine, if uninspired, with its washed-out color, attention to detail, and lack of heavy-handed moralizing. As an experience, though, it’s a drag without much reward.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
As is, Cheatin’ offers little narrative or emotional advantage over watching a series of the director’s more concise works. At 76 minutes, it should play like a short feature. Instead, it’s more like an extra-long short.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The series will doubtless continue on with Diesel, Rodriguez, Johnson, and the rest, but in the meantime, Furious 7 comes to the most conclusive and emotionally satisfying ending since, fittingly, the very first film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whaley aims high for this sort of material, but his film, sweet as it is, gets a little too precocious.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though it opens with the studio’s seemingly mandatory voice-over setup, the story itself, adapted from the children’s book "The True Meaning Of Smekday," shows immediate conceptual audacity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ferrell and Hart are too likable and crowd-pleasing to let the movie collapse around them. But they’re also too talented for something this wan.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tracers, then, is unavoidably a movie about Taylor Lautner joining a parkour gang, and often exactly as silly as that sounds. But it’s also a major improvement over Lautner’s last action-thriller, "Abduction," which had little action, few thrills, and zero abductions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Steeliness comes naturally to, say, Jennifer Lawrence, but when Woodley unleashes the occasional voice-cracking battle cry, it generates tension between her desire for revolution and her utter believability as a teenager with more earnest ideals than ruthless training.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of Walter’s behavior resembles, at very least, a movie version of mental illness, only to have the story reclassify it as a coping mechanism. This unwittingly makes the character seem as affected as any Sundance stereotype—and the movie disturbing for all the wrong reasons.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
A once-energetic comic talent (and underrated serious actor) slows down to a pace he must feel matches his audience these days.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a testament to the wealth of this material that the point is a passing one — just one incidence of institutional hypocrisy among many.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Of course, it would be even nicer to see this story from a student athlete’s point of view. Beyond the representation issue, it might allow the movie to eliminate its dull and unevenly developed scenes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The satire of self-satisfied, opportunistic Brooklynites is cutting, but it lacks the humanity afforded the upstate characters, and quickly repeats itself, seemingly by design.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s poised to become one of the biggest rom-coms of 1998. But barring the invention of time travel, The Rewrite remains tethered to the realities of film releasing in 2015, which means it will get most of its play as a VOD simulation of earlier hits.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
For Kendrick in particular, it’s a sign that she could sing her way through something bigger.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
As it turns out, EDM is a mere soundtrack for what turns out to be a stalker thriller rife with the kind of details that the filmmakers might call “psychological” and that psychologists might call “insultingly stupid.”- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 4, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
"Boyhood" has the natural endpoint of its lead growing into a young adult, while Girlhood stretches out in front of Marieme, an uncertain path into a haze.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s exactly the sort of oddball trifle, like Hudson Hawk, that tends to attract the ire of baffled audiences and grumpy critics. It’s also the sort of oddball trifle that, like Hudson Hawk, will put certain aficionados of silliness in a pretty good mood.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Not enough happens in Song One for the movie to really qualify as unpredictable, but it deserves credit for a steadfast avoidance of melodrama in a story that practically begs for it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Strange Magic, an animated film from Lucasfilm and Industrial Light & Magic, borrows its sensibility from another movie from the summer of 2001: "Moulin Rouge." The new film’s composer and music director, Marius De Vries, even arranged songs for Baz Luhrmann’s phantasmagorical musical.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its mad hurry, the movie denies itself its own genre pleasures—chiefly, the ways assembling a ragtag robotics team and an equally ragtag robot might add a little bit of Mission: Impossible or MacGyver dynamics into a sports-style narrative.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 20, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, Appropriate Behavior works almost in spite of itself; so efficiently does the film explain why Shirin and Maxine split up that eventually it lags behind its own premise.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Redundancy is about all it offers, despite an entirely new set of characters and a story set 40 years after the early 20th-century original.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 2, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even if this Into The Woods lacks the exhilaration of the best movie musicals, it does capture the show’s emotional intimacy—no small task in a field that favors razzle dazzle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
In between missteps, Goodbye To All That carves out some of its brief running time for the kind of quiet, low-key dramedy that complements the recessive charm of its leading man.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The better moments of Color Of Time make use of the ringer cast Franco was able to assemble, however momentarily.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
In the end, The Pyramid seems designed not for horror, adventure, or action but to provide every possible answer to the question of its found-footage bona fides—yes, no, or maybe, depending on who’s asking. It spends most of its running time hedging uncertainly between trend and backlash, explanations and excuses.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 5, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
If this all sounds more than a little familiar, it’s probably because similar material about young-ish women growing up and maybe apart has been staged recently and on a variety of scales, from the scrappy intimacy of "Frances Ha" to the broader comedy of "Bridesmaids." Life Partners isn’t as ebullient as the former or laugh-out-loud funny as the latter, but it maintains a sharp specificity about both of its lead characters’ lives.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The laughs don't linger, even within individual scenes. What remains, reinforced by a set of end-credit outtakes, is the sense that Sudeikis, Day, Bateman, and Pine had a really good time making a sort of okay movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are great L.A. ensembles, like "Short Cuts" "Magnolia," or "Jackie Brown," but writer-director John Herzfeld is an expert in the bad kind, having made "2 Days In The Valley."- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 19, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Preaching aside, though, Saving Christmas is a shoddy 80-minute feature that contains approximately 50 minutes of actual moving footage. When Cameron narrates that materialism doesn’t go against Christmas because it celebrates the son of God being made material himself, it sounds like a defense of any kind of cheap, poorly made holiday crap — this movie included.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 19, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Williams made some terrible movies, but he never phoned them in. On both counts, this one’s no exception.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 12, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Those who already admire the director may not find a stunning level of insight, and the curious but unindoctrinated would be better served by starting with one his actual films rather than a rundown of them. But there’s a certain satisfaction in a rundown of a career as rich and varied as Linklater’s, not unlike the pleasure of watching a well-edited Oscar tribute reel.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 6, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Horns fumbles with its own powers, too. If its moments of Aja-ian archness blended better with the macabre sincerity that presumably comes from the source material, it might have provided a real autumnal chill. Instead, it’s more ambitious and complex than the horror movies that dutifully clock in to haunt multiplexes around Halloween—without actually being better.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 29, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rudderless accumulates puzzling details and goodwill in near-equal measure.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 16, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Addicted is basically a social-issue melodrama that, minus some curse words, thrusting, and frequent side nudity, could have emerged sometime in the ’50s.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 15, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s an interesting approach to a fascinating story — yet it still can’t fully break free of its initial limitations.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
St. Vincent goes down easier than it probably should. It helps that Lieberher, though saddled with some cutesy movie-kid dialogue, makes a sweet and empathetic sidekick for Murray (he calls him “sir” constantly, like Marcie in old Peanuts strips), and that McCarthy, like so many gifted comedians, proves capable of playing it straight as needed.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
There was a time when the very presence of someone like John Cusack could enliven otherwise normal movies, and lift worthier ones onto a higher plane. But films like Drive Hard are too slapdash to even allow for coherent performances, let alone movie-saving heroics.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s hard to hear what All Is By My Side is saying about anything, given how many scenes feature vaguely druggy overlapping dialogue, part of a fussy sound design that’s paired with intentionally choppy editing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 24, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like Fort Bliss seems designed to keep her (Monaghan) in fighting shape, in case bigger productions realize that she can do more than kiss a famous co-star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 17, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
By its end, No Good Deed becomes troublingly easy to read as a parable about the untrustworthiness of black men. The filmmakers may not have intended it that way, but the movie is so bereft of anything else that its forays into moralistic paranoia stick out.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 12, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without having seen the two-film version, it’s unclear whether the gender-segregated points of view would enhance that emotional intensity or create more redundancy in an already thin narrative. In this form, The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby tows the line between just enough and a bit too much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 10, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The complexities of those people are diluted in a movie that’s not quite a functional ensemble but not intimate enough to qualify as a character study.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Too frequently, the movie also treats its female characters as props to be shuffled in and out of danger as the screenplay requires — a nasty tendency that undermines its ongoing (and murkily argued) debate about whether a successful agent can maintain his humanity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 27, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
After an efficient start, The Possession Of Michael King drags, weighing itself down with genre conventions the filmmakers don’t seem to understand or care about.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 20, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
As if the ravings of a lunatic weren’t dull enough, Septic Man eventually becomes the ravings of an idiot too.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
As a result, this well-meaning puff piece sometimes appears to double as an extended video-dating profile: Generous sexagenarian seeks stable younger woman for procreation.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Words And Pictures is supposed to be divided, as equally as its title, between these two characters. But Owen’s performance as a man who values his own faux-sophistication even as he goes to seed overpowers Binoche, leaving the movie lopsided.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 21, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
As broad as Williams goes in these scenes, it’s not really his fault. He’s acting out a screenplay, credited to Daniel Taplitz, that’s peppered with bad writerly flourishes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 21, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
A little of this debunking is cute (“I got nothing against bib overalls or straw hanging out of your mouth,” one of the subjects clarifies about the myths he wants to dispel); the rest of it feels defensive.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 10, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Early on, Steadman talks about his humor needing to have a “slightly maniacal” edge. For No Good Reason has no such thing; it’s gently informative and amusing the whole way through.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Declan Lowney does an admirable job making a confined film look cinematic without overblowing it into action-comedy mode.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
With his English-language debut, Blood Ties, Canet takes on material of even less interest to today’s big studios, constructing something much more ambitious than a straight thriller — a sprawling familial crime drama, heavier on relationships than chases or shoot-outs.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The film calms down a bit in its second half, leaving more room for Bondarchuk’s striking wartime tableaux, making occasional use of its native 3-D cinematography. (The movie, a massive success in Russia last year, will screen primarily in IMAX 3D venues in the U.S.)- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The techniques of the movie, then, are sound. Wan still moves his camera and composes his shots with a patience that belies his dank Saw origins. But the cinematography isn’t as virtuosic this time around.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are times when the slight, small Sparrows Dance pushes too hard, both visually and narratively: a blinking red light outside Ireland’s window provides overly fussy on-off lighting during two long scenes, and the movie’s flairs of serious conflict are less deft than its offhand moments of connection. There are enough of said moments, though, to sustain its sweetly hesitant romance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2013
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- Jesse Hassenger
Moore and Jenkins are obviously aiming higher than a self-aware noir pastiche, or at least something off to the side of one. Yet those elements of the movie are a lot more enjoyable than sort-of-dream sequences featuring yet another guy in clown makeup.- Polygon
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- Jesse Hassenger
So many feature cartoons of this era operate under formula constraints; the animation of Cats Don’t Dance often feels exuberantly free.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
On either end of Harvey’s adventure, Captains Courageous goes on a bit too long; the circumstances of his boarding-school transgressions are needlessly overcomplicated, and the emotional denouement is less than concise. But the seafaring section that makes up the majority of the film is well-crafted and gives way to surprising emotion.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tobolowsky, anagrams, blind driving, a jazzy but tense James Horner score—this movie has everything, and it’s all deceptively well engineered.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ironweed asks a lot with its 140-plus minutes of low-key suffering. It feels long, in part because not a lot happens from a plot perspective. Still, its strongest moments linger.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Pryor has a lot of funny moments in Blue Collar, especially in the first half or so, when the movie tends toward angry comedy.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Redford and Streisand are the whole show, so scenes with various supporting characters drag. But Pollack’s film still manages to function as a glossy rebuke to the Hollywood standard of the unlikely romance.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite a few nasty bits of violence, Cat’s Eye almost plays like an intro to King for younger viewers ready for some shocks but not yet prepared for full-on nightmares.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
While the movie’s amusing comedy bits are a little too slow for vintage screwball or farce, its love story has no such limitations. Astaire and Rogers sell their whole relationship through movement, on and off the dance floor.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
By zeroing in on the eldest Addams child, the new Addams Family 2 exposes just how clunky and wrongheaded its take on Wednesday is — and what the animated movies get wrong about the family in general.- Polygon
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