Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a fascinating spectacle in large part because Nolan isn’t especially Malickian at all (though at least that frame of reference might temporarily ease the overworked, underbaked Kubrick comparisons).- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 19, 2023
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 7, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, though, the character animation and sprightly vocal performances can’t quite wriggle out of whatever formulas and secondhand story wreckage Ruby Gillman grabs to assemble its stop-and-go plotting.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 28, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Somewhere Quiet is a thriller, not just a moody exercise; it knows when to step back from the issues it raises and deliver real suspense.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 27, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Theoretically, it’s a solid generator of comic tension, with a clear timeline taking the production through rehearsals, tech, dress, opening night, and beyond. But Peretti dices these segments into so many blackout sketches that the whole thing feels as weirdly protracted and repetitive as the frequent slow-mo shots Peretti inserts for reasons beyond my understanding.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 23, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its clear-eyed and naturalistic way, Smoking Tigers takes on a surprising fullness. Like other coming-of-age stories, it must leave some matters unresolved; like many of the best, what we’re left with somehow feels like enough.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 23, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anchored by the filmmaker’s coming out as a trans man about a third of the way through the film, Chasing Chasing Amy has an undeniably sweet and well-intentioned story to tell about its maker, but Rodgers comes across as a little self-fascinated in a familiarly youthful way, like he’s taking an extended selfie at a fan convention.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Extraction 2 isn’t necessarily smarter than its predecessor, maybe it’s somewhat less stupid. Its self-conscious action craft puts a little bit of brain behind all that performative brawn.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
True to its small, sometimes nearly microscopic, scale, The Adults draws a perfect miniature portrait of a highly specific demographic: People obsessed with doing bits, making up songs, and perpetuating their own inside jokes who nonetheless never turned to a life in the performing arts.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 14, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The dead air in the movie’s opening section is intentional, yet there are moments where Final Cut, the movie you’re actually watching, feels off – not through outright incompetence, but the eerie, imitative quality of a too-soon-too-little remake. Call it undead air.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 13, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite its rueful musings on the time that passes whether or not you’re properly occupying yourself, and despite the clear passion Rabe and Linklater exhibit for this material, Downtown Owl persists in a kind of circular ramble. It’s so transfixed by the process of muddling through that the movie itself becomes an indistinct muddle of its own.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 12, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Padre Pio’s two halves stubbornly, constantly butt heads with each other, stories in catastrophic disharmony.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
You can feel The Flash wishing it could steal a glimpse into the audience and revise itself on the fly accordingly; no wonder early screenings apparently hedged on an ending until the last possible minute.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Kandahar gets the straight face right, but seems woefully convinced that it’s a serious drama, right down to the wailing-woman soundtrack that so many Hollywood and Hollywood-adjacent movies about the Middle East bust out to show they’re down with the anguish.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 25, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
This live-action co-production between Sony and a Japanese animation studio begins with the colorful bounce of Paul W.S. Anderson directing a cosmic X-Men knockoff, and quickly runs out of gas in a way that resembles the worst of Sony’s Screen Gems genre arm.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 15, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Lopez indulges a different form of movie-star vanity than simply making herself over as an unstoppable woman of action. The movie pretends to conceal her mothering sensitivity, but it’s actually flaunting the same maudlin old-man sentimentality that drives so many Liam Neeson vehicles, minus the genuine anguish Neeson can usually summon on cue.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 11, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Blended with its 2000s plot points are the expedience, blunt dialogue and noirish venetian-blind shadows of a mid-to-lower-tier 1940s genre picture – with Affleck affecting a ragged, lummox-y dignity in the lead. If this doesn’t sound actually good, well, Hypnotic is a modest picture; that’s part of its appeal, if applicable.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 11, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its broadest outlines, Book Club: The Next Chapter is a harmless, mildly farcical travelogue for fans of the central actresses, as well as those casually interested in briefly recognizing Andy Garcia, Don Johnson and Craig T. Nelson.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 10, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
It misses the painful performance of everyday life, or less Hallmark-friendly emotions, like anger or numbness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 5, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ghosted is a little breezier and less blatantly synthetic than the plastic Red Notice or the smirky Gray Man, but put together these failed attempts at action-packed romance still feel like a psy-op for the superhero industrial complex: With star vehicles like these, maybe movie stars will have to stay in capes forever.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 20, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are plenty of little chuckles throughout, but the movie doesn’t incorporate seemingly throwaway gags into its narrative like an expertly timed Harold-style improv. More often, it feels like the Broken Lizard boys are trying to salvage what works and re-use as much of it as possible.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 20, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ritchie’s film is less infatuated with displays of All-American bodily sacrifice than movies like Lone Survivor and 13 Hours, but it still keys into a kind of performative, manly anguish.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even in Kristin’s quietest, most contemplative moments, Collette can’t stop bugging her eyes or yanking down her mouth – which, to be fair, is a natural reaction to being repeatedly poisoned over the course of 101 endless minutes.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 12, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Really, this is a diverting kiddie movie that struggles most visibly when attempting to graft some kind of moral sensibility onto a story that – spoiler alert? – gets resolved by the good guys hitting the bad guys really hard.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 5, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
A Good Person winds up with the ambition of a novel, but little of the richness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
As they often do, Tomlin and Fonda make their material look sharper than it really is.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 14, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Where 2022’s Scream showed how the series could keep adapting and changing to fit new cinematic trends, this one hints at how unsustainable franchise maintenance can feel over the long term, even for a series that’s enjoying its deserved resurgence in creativity and popularity.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 8, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when Creed III treads familiar ground, this series feels like the ideal outlet for the on-screen persona Jordan is building: a resilient man who needs to better understand the power he’s fought so hard for.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 27, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Antebi sets his own tone and masters it. The movie has the rush and the desperation of a fresh start.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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