Jesse Hassenger
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is lingering and unsatisfying uncertainty over whether this is a standalone novelty, a multiversal course correction, or a genuine send-off. Even its satire feels micromanaged. Wade Wilson can still bounce back with ease, but even in its diminished state, superhero bullshit remains a formidable foe.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Oddity is simultaneously an impressive production and a bizarre lesson in the vagaries of fear: without visibly shifting its tactics, it can be shiver-inducing in a few scenes and tedious in others.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
My Spy: The Eternal City is tailor-made for an awkward family movie night: too violent and suggestive for elementary schoolers, too dumb for teenagers, and too confusingly joke-free for adults expecting a comedy.- IGN
- Posted Jul 17, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
In taking care to depict as much disappointment and frustration as heedless creative joy, the movie shunts some of Dandelion’s breakthroughs off-screen. It ends with a triumph that almost seems unaware of the degree to which Dandelion’s story hasn’t quite figured itself out.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s pleasant summer-evening entertainment like something out of 1995, and only occasionally gets too puffed up about what should be modest aims. That’s the advantage of pastiche: It’s hard to do it quite so self-seriously.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Within the framework of grueling training exercises that never seem quite as difficult as the movie tries to make them sound, Space Cadet has some dumb fun. It pushes its luck big time when it moves into a hasty Armageddon knockoff that this movie has neither the budget nor the gravity to pull off.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The third release from Studio Ponoc, a Japanese animation studio formed by former Studio Ghibli staffers, The Imaginary is a little twinklier and more straightforward than its Ghibli cousins, with some dreamscapes that look suspiciously Lisa Frank-y. But it has more legitimate imagination than the sweaty whimsy of IF.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Nyong’o, a prestige actress who moonlights as the world’s most expressive scream queen, does wonders with the nuances of Sam’s sorrow, the tug of war between acceptance and fighting for her life.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 27, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a shame, because the idea of a serial killer approaching his work with a kind of dutiful, world-weary professionalism is funny enough – maybe only comedy-sketch funny, but then again, The Shallow Tale produces a profound longing for the number of laughs that could sustain a five-minute sketch.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The triptych of dark, minimalist fables that comprise Kindness share actors, an unnerving Twilight Zone tone, and a series of rhymes and echoes that sometimes feel like a chorus repeatedly transposed into different keys. But they most immediately, obviously share a lack of interest in being liked.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
In movies like these, heartfelt relatability and comic setpieces (or even just consistently funny dialogue) form their own odd-couple symbiosis; Buffett’s movie feels more like a super-lo-fi Bridesmaids without enough of the aesthetic tradeoff that should come from ditching that movie’s generic glossiness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Stewart and Erskine, on the other hand, are doing work so lived-in, so much more shaded than the nagging wife/girlfriend figures that typically orbit male immaturity narratives, that it’s hard not to wish the movie were about them instead.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Say Anything is an improbable, borderline fantastical love story that feels utterly true. This variation is more believable on paper, yet ultimately plays like moon-eyed fantasy.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Writer/director Nicholas Colia builds out Griffin’s world slowly, and winds up with a quietly formidable ensemble.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 17, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The French Italian is frequently clever and observant, but is it consistently funny? Like laugh-out-loud, forget-the-contrivances, hate-the-sin-love-the-sinner funny? Sadly, no. It’s a little too cluttered with dead-end oddities.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 11, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s room in the horror space for a movie like this – a daft campfire tale best told in the damp morning after, part creature feature and part noodling about the nature of humanity. The Watchers may even find an enthusiastic sleepover audience, with its endearing PG-13 spookiness. But unlike other Shyamalan forays into the uncanny, it’s more functional than fully formed.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Bad Boys: Ride Or Die has clearly glommed onto a more Fast & Furious sensibility in its middle age, albeit with hard-R violence and swears. It’s equally calculated and sweet (well, maybe somewhat more calculated) that Smith and Lawrence no longer assume they can get away with Bad Boys II-level nastiness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
AI may not be advanced enough to make a movie even as crappy as Atlas, but in the meantime, it seems like autocomplete is having a go at it.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 24, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
All told, it’s a surprisingly good time. The Garfield Movie may be as disposable as one of those numbered paperbacks that ex-kids of a certain age may fondly recall from their Scholastic book orders, but it approximates their sense of fun, too.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 20, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Younger horror fans who haven’t caught up with the earlier films may well receive this one as a perfectly creepy little genre exercise, and there are moments where it plays that way even to a more experienced audience.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 17, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie gets so wrapped up in sorting through the whimsical bureaucracy of discarded IFs that it forgets to create an actual world to hide it under.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 15, 2024
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 9, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tarot seems perpetually uncertain about whether it should play its thinly conceived premise for laughs, or actually pursue real scares. It winds up with neither, stumbling around in the dark and turning its small ensemble into a crude means of timekeeping for its surprisingly sluggish 90-minute runtime.- IGN
- Posted May 2, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
For Ritchie, though, the stolidness is an experiment and, in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare at least, a reasonably effective one.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 16, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Arcadian is an effective creature-feature B-movie that gets the job done in under 90 minutes.- IGN
- Posted Apr 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
As movies about a Liam Neeson character marinating in regrets before punching and shooting his way out of immediate danger go, this is a pretty good one, by which I mean at one point Neeson smokes a pipe while driving a car. It’s also Lorenz’s best as a director by a fair margin, a movie that feels inspired by Eastwood and old Westerns, but not beholden to them.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 27, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Sleeping Dogs winds up playing like a low-rent Saw sequel without the elaborate traps or gore. It’s all bad cops and worse twists, turning the fragility of human memory into a cheap trick.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 20, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
This sentimentalization plagues so many nostalgia pieces aimed at ex-kids, though at least a movie that ultimately pushes its luck and stalls out befits the high-rolling teenagers at its center. Most of Snack Shack is a winning scheme.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 14, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Keaton seems to take another hitman part as an opportunity for contemplation, a decision that leaves Knox Goes Away feeling like someone hollowed out a DTV thriller in hopes of finding existential despair in the empty spaces.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 14, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It will entertain children, and it will inspire another sequel. Call it DreamWorks zen.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 6, 2024
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