Jesse Hassenger
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
A paranoid thriller that sneaks in its character study so stealthily that it takes a while to realize who is actually being studied.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yet none of this stuff, largely but not exclusively confined to a rote opening 30 minutes or so, works as well as the seemingly lower-stakes but far more evocatively handled saga of John Wick’s dog.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It is a solidly sweet and corny live-action children’s film at a time when kids are mostly being sold live-action remakes of perennial streaming-service rewatch faves.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Portman acquits herself charmingly, as she usually does in her occasional slumming blockbuster role; maybe she and Krasinski should have swapped parts. The erstwhile Jim Halpert isn’t even all that terrible here; at least he makes his character’s smarmy-doofus quality work for his non-relationship with Esme. The real star, though, is Ritchie’s unflagging spirit, as if chasing after bigger blockbusters in the 2010s led him to his own rejuvenating fountain.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 22, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
All told, there’s hardly a single smile in Lilo & Stitch ’25 not generated through the stolen valor of the earlier screenplay, and hardly a poignant moment that’s not more admirably raw in the G-rated version.- The Guardian
- Posted May 20, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Kandhari’s film emerges as an off-kilter treatise on identity, and what cultural, social, and physiological elements can shape it, even well into adulthood.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is 105 minutes long and would feel stretched thin even if cut down to the cutscene bookends of a music video. It is a thing you can see, technically.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 15, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
But even for a highly satisfied 30-year fan of Mission: Impossible as a Hollywood institution, this adventure is a little exhausting, and leaves Cruise looking ready to move on to the next world, even if he refuses to admit as much on screen. He’s a great actor and peerless movie star. Maybe it’s time to find another mask to put back on.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Final Destination Bloodlines does deliver. The elaborate opening set piece is one of the series’ best.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though it’s positioned in the early days of the summer movie reason, Shadow Force winds up as an unintentional advertisement for staying home.- The Guardian
- Posted May 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Josh Hartnett does a fine job in Fight or Flight’s intensely physical, one-versus-100 lead role, but the movie doesn’t have much to offer beyond 15 minutes of inventive action and 80 minutes of aggressive mediocrity.- IGN
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
If the movie’s adult characters are conveniences, its evocation of teenage yearning-slash-horniness (and the ways those can get mixed up) feels pretty real, even in the more outlandish moments.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 6, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Halyna Hutchins is the movie’s saving grace. Without her work, it wouldn’t be worth a look at all.- The Guardian
- Posted May 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Thunderbolts* is the first Marvel movie in a couple of years to make a good-faith effort to live in its characters’ heads, rather than just their Wiki pages.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Can 20 minutes or so of brutally inventive action really prop up a whole movie? In this case, yes. Havoc doesn’t reach the mayhem-as-characterization heights of John Wick or the Asian films that clearly inspire Evans, but it does turn its gnarly spectacle into a kind of absurd redemption for the flatness of its characters.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
For maybe half its 103-minute running time, maybe even a little more, Until Dawn gets by on its spookhouse variety and surprising humor.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
That’s the true power of Affleck and Bernthal’s collective charm offensive: They can make a junky story about a computer-brained savior of human-trafficking victims resemble a whimsical hangout session.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Sinners, which the filmmaker himself has been touting as his first wholly original feature (Fruitvale Station, his debut, was based on a real-life tragedy), is both Coogler’s most fantastical and most closely rooted in the history of American racism. It’s pulp from the heart and the gut.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The soul of the movie isn’t particularly in the human/creature relationship at its center, but in the stunning craftsmanship that surrounds (and in the creature’s case, creates) them.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tran and Gladstone keep the movie watchable, mixing prickliness and warmth in a situation that’s more common than movies often acknowledge: a partnership where one person is far more invested in parenthood than another.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Drop is ultimately a nice movie about an abuse survivor being terrorized by seemingly omniscient forces, loaded with moments that don’t really hold up to scrutiny and well-sold by Fahy’s performance.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s not that The Amateur explores moral gray areas; it just swirls generic and weirdly apolitical spy-movie elements around until all that’s left is a watery blur, accidentally paying faithful tribute to studio mediocrities past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Hell of a Summer is supposed to spoof the horror movies it resembles, it never settles on a satirical point of view from which to approach them. If it’s supposed to actually imitate them, well, even worse; the original Friday the 13th is no classic, but it’s got a damn sight more atmosphere than this.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
That the movie is “only” a silly romp makes it all the more charming to watch Boden and Fleck find a less mechanical, less programmatic way to have fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a big-studio adaptation of a massively popular video-game, A Minecraft Movie lets a surprising amount of its director’s personality shine through. Napoleon Dynamite’s Jared Hess manages to fit some laugh-out-loud silliness into his Overworld saga before surrendering to the obligations of CG-driven fantasy adventure. Thematically, A Minecraft Movie offers a pat world-is-what-you-make-it lesson, but Jack Black and Jason Momoa in particular sell it with a lot of comic enthusiasm.- IGN
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
On its terms, and especially with an ending I read as ambiguous, The Woman in the Yard is also unflinching enough to maybe count as daring, and maybe Sollet-Cerra’s most viscerally moving film. It’s also among his least playful, least comforting. Your anxieties can’t follow you around if you can barely make it out of bed.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Some of the movie’s cartoon mayhem is fun enough. The rest feels like, well, work.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 26, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ash could be a rumination on the nature of identity, or the destructive colonial spirit of Americans, or the indescribable horrors of a world beyond our own ruined one, but despite all of its cranked-up imagery and sometimes-confusing storytelling, it’s tidier and less thought-provoking than any of that – a genre exercise, capably extended.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 21, 2025
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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