Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Novocaine starts with a premise that is Crank-like in its absurdity, deepens it with feeling, and then rams full speed ahead through a litany of stupidities.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a movie that seems utterly convinced that it’s saying something profound, but proves difficult to actually parse.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
That’s the true power of Affleck and Bernthal’s collective charm offensive: They can make a junky story about a computer-brained savior of human-trafficking victims resemble a whimsical hangout session.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s deference to Diesel’s whims, sincerity, and ego all at once is part of its charm—though perhaps a smaller share of it here than in the past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 18, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
That the movie is “only” a silly romp makes it all the more charming to watch Boden and Fleck find a less mechanical, less programmatic way to have fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
After noble and varied entries like "Jack Reacher," "Hell Or High Water," and "The Old Man & The Gun," The Highwaymen is a crucial reminder that good Dad Movies aren’t as easy to make as they look.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen’s comedies have often layered broad laughs with humanity and thematic ambition. Here, like Herschel and Ben, they aren’t especially convincing sharing the frame.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Efron imbues his handsome-dope routine with such nuance that Teddy is not only funny but also touching in his sincere desire for brotherhood, in short supply postgraduation. What could have been simplistic self-parody becomes a genuinely, almost confusingly terrific performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
In some ways, The Mule represents a late-period version of classic Eastwood, in that it’s even pokier and more workmanlike than his best work, and sometimes downright strange.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 12, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
In The Oath, his first feature as a writer-director, comic actor Ike Barinholtz zeroes in on an approach somewhere between caustic stage comedy and "The Purge." The movie isn’t always up to the delicacy of that ambitious balancing act, but even the attempt is engaging.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 9, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gradually, Midnight Sky becomes a nailbiter—not over the fate of the Earth or the astronauts so much as whether its two storylines will coalesce into something more meaningful. Somewhat surprisingly, they do (though others’ mileage may vary even more than usual).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 9, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The complexities of those people are diluted in a movie that’s not quite a functional ensemble but not intimate enough to qualify as a character study.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though little about the technical skill of Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero brings to mind Spielberg, it’s hard not to think of "War Horse."- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The characters’ overall niceness makes the movie pleasant in the moment—and easy to shrug off as a fantasy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 26, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Eden winds up yoking Howard’s more domesticated movies with his thwarted-adventure narratives. The suspense lies in whether certain characters will figure out whether they’re on a bold, one-off exploration or the cusp of a sustainable new life—and whether humanity on the whole is any good at telling them apart.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Next Level thinks the milk-bland personalities of its central teenagers and a couple of cranky old people count as a rooting interest to ground the hijinks. Black, Hart, and Awkwafina could be a comedy dream team; instead, they’re stuck hustling around a bunch of video game battles.- The Verge
- Posted Dec 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
As charming as the early scenes are, The Finest Hours doesn’t really come together as a love story, either, and Affleck’s scenes on the tanker are too abbreviated to really sink in as great survival drama.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Night Before isn’t Rogen’s funniest movie. Minute for minute, it doesn’t have as many laughs as "Superbad," "Neighbors," or "This Is The End," among others. But it does contain one of Rogen’s funniest performances, as Isaac navigates a very long and very bad drug trip, a responsibility-free Christmas gift from his wife.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s minor, clever, and essential in the specialized field of Gemma Arterton studies.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The intimate highlights are too few and far between in this distended adaptation.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anyone suffering from severe summer-movie withdrawal might want to seek this one out, so long as they prepare themselves for a familiar summer sensation. The film pops, then fizzes and fades: It’s a firecracker of a movie, for better and worse.- Polygon
- Posted Sep 9, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite or maybe because of its unusual, constant-reset rhythms, large swaths of the movie actually work. It helps that Derrickson has two genuine stars on his side in the form of Teller and Taylor-Joy who both, lacking an infrastructure for proper romantic comedies, channel that energy into an unusually convincing version of a romance that would normally be obligatory at best.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond a handful of vaguely contemporary references – podcasts; crypto; Stormy Daniels – there’s little sense of the present in Spinal Tap II, not even of the band being particularly out of touch with it. It’s been four decades since the first film! Shouldn’t their resentments be pettier, their epic reconvening more desperate?- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without having seen the two-film version, it’s unclear whether the gender-segregated points of view would enhance that emotional intensity or create more redundancy in an already thin narrative. In this form, The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby tows the line between just enough and a bit too much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 10, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
If this all sounds more than a little familiar, it’s probably because similar material about young-ish women growing up and maybe apart has been staged recently and on a variety of scales, from the scrappy intimacy of "Frances Ha" to the broader comedy of "Bridesmaids." Life Partners isn’t as ebullient as the former or laugh-out-loud funny as the latter, but it maintains a sharp specificity about both of its lead characters’ lives.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like this doesn’t require 30 Rock’s joke density or silly streak, but it’s surprising that Fey and Carlock’s satirical eyes aren’t a little more alert.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Susanna White, on only her second feature, jazzes up the proceedings to match the skill of actors like McGregor, Harris, and Skarsgård. Most notable is her smart use of cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Arcadian is an effective creature-feature B-movie that gets the job done in under 90 minutes.- IGN
- Posted Apr 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Extraction 2 isn’t necessarily smarter than its predecessor, maybe it’s somewhat less stupid. Its self-conscious action craft puts a little bit of brain behind all that performative brawn.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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