Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Look, as far as toy ads go, Transformers One is tolerable. It’s a little more fully imagined and rounded out than the jankier weirdness of its 1986 spiritual predecessor. The difference is that in 2024, a Transformers cartoon isn’t just selling toys to kids; it’s selling its own sketchy credibility to fans of all ages.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 19, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though its actual storytelling is pretty arbitrary, The Black Phone has the emotional simplicity of a children’s film, wearing its grit like makeup.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 21, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie never turns into a full-tilt caper, even as the obligatory end-credits appendix hints at enough material to inspire one. It’s stuck, charmingly and a little wanly, in another era.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a lot of Marvel fans, it will be more than enough. For the more superhero skeptical, it offers a helpful example of how simply skipping the origin stuff on the fourth try doesn’t automatically confer a sense of dramatic urgency or comic-book wonder.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 22, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Leo looks like the kind of standard big-studio animation Netflix has been regularly knocking off, but it’s far funnier, and more unexpectedly sweet, than the average kid-targeted cartoon. In fact, Robert Smigel, Adam Sandler, and their collaborators have made one of the funniest movies of the year that doubles as a love letter to the complexities of teaching kids, in or out of the classroom.- IGN
- Posted Nov 21, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Plus One isn’t much more than consistently amusing and sweetly romantic, but in the right hands, those qualities can still feel like a lot.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 11, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
What’s consistent about Photograph is the way it maintains the delicacy of a particularly fine short story, complete with some ghostly supporting characters and plenty of ellipses where more conventional movies would amp up the exclamation points.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 13, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite a top-shelf cast and strong subject matter, Suffragette feels like the product of limitations.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 21, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The small miracle of Leslye Headland’s second film as writer-director is not that it sidesteps its influences or shuns its genre. It’s that it somehow makes the lusty undercurrents of its male/female friendship unironically romantic and, at times, unapologetically sexy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 9, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Mottola and Hamm don’t seem like they’re trying to rewrite Hamm in Fletch’s image, or vice versa. They look more like they’re making exactly the half silly, half sly movie they personally want to see.- Polygon
- Posted Sep 15, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of sequels, it feels the need to go bigger and brasher even as it repeats much of its predecessor. And so despite a streaky-canvas animation style that fuels the characters’ momentum, it eventually feels like a whole lot of pirouettes and flips around a security system that isn’t really there.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Apart from some compelling procedural elements, the movie is mostly style, and that style is a generic mess of tics: pseudo-documentary quick zooms, exchanges of fraught glances, and handheld camera work.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The charitable reading is that Ready Or Not understands how moneyed entitlement knows no gender — that the only way to break the arbitrary yet destructive grasp of the super-rich is to chop it off, or possibly light it on fire. So no, not a subtle movie. But a fairly satisfying one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
This kitschy, weirdo movie has such a bizarre clarity of vision about what it wants to do that a few biffed jokes are almost part of its charm, like its sketch-comedy accents and intentional defiance of logic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 11, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
In Infinitely Polar Bear, Ruffalo attempts to put a recognizable, charismatic, slightly worn face on manic depression. Somehow, though, he comes up with a vaguely theatrical, and vaguely wearying, performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The main problem is a dialogue-heavy script by first-time screenwriter Jonathan Perera that mistakes quantity of verbiage for quality.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 23, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Cold Storage makes horror-comedy look as easy and appealing as it’s supposed to be.- Polygon
- Posted Feb 19, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
St. Vincent goes down easier than it probably should. It helps that Lieberher, though saddled with some cutesy movie-kid dialogue, makes a sweet and empathetic sidekick for Murray (he calls him “sir” constantly, like Marcie in old Peanuts strips), and that McCarthy, like so many gifted comedians, proves capable of playing it straight as needed.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Low Tide is mostly a genre exercise. But it’s a disciplined, rigorously entertaining one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 30, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
As a result, this well-meaning puff piece sometimes appears to double as an extended video-dating profile: Generous sexagenarian seeks stable younger woman for procreation.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Enjoyable as it is, Scott’s movie is adrift in a closed system, a massive warship floating around a coliseum.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 11, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
This sentimentalization plagues so many nostalgia pieces aimed at ex-kids, though at least a movie that ultimately pushes its luck and stalls out befits the high-rolling teenagers at its center. Most of Snack Shack is a winning scheme.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 14, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The triptych of dark, minimalist fables that comprise Kindness share actors, an unnerving Twilight Zone tone, and a series of rhymes and echoes that sometimes feel like a chorus repeatedly transposed into different keys. But they most immediately, obviously share a lack of interest in being liked.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Late Night is admirably eager to address the messy problems of the comedy world, but it ultimately can’t stop cleaning up after itself.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 3, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
If the movie’s adult characters are conveniences, its evocation of teenage yearning-slash-horniness (and the ways those can get mixed up) feels pretty real, even in the more outlandish moments.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 6, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when The Bad Guys resembles other movies, it’s stealing from them gracefully, with its own sensibility and energy.- Polygon
- Posted Apr 22, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Dora And The Lost City Of Gold, like that Nancy Drew movie, isn’t really for teenagers, any more than High School Musical is; it’s for tweenage-and-younger kids who look toward the high-school horizon with a combination of aspirational awe and chilling fear.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a designated last great hope of original sci-fi, this is a surprisingly programmatic picture.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 26, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gyllenhaal is the whole show, and his irritable, driven, struggling character doesn’t exactly glorify his line of work. His unpleasantness gives the movie its edge, and perhaps also an unearned sense of gravitas.- Polygon
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rather than blazing a new trail for Lego cartoons, this may be the first one to feel like it’s adhering too closely to its instruction booklet.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 10, 2024
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