Jesse Hassenger
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
It takes a surprising amount of time to adjust to the film’s shticky conception of its main character, Hope Ann Greggory (Melissa Rauch).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hedda is DaCosta’s most direct and purposeful adaptation yet, but like her other films, it’s missing some ineffable push past its beginnings into more expressive territory. The process of adaptation feels more confident than the conclusion.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 24, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The promise of more music keeps the movie on life support when its drama threatens to flatline. When these sequences gradually recede from the movie, it feels as if someone should call an ambulance, but it’s also too late. What’s left are shadows of what might have been Saldaña and Gomez’s best on-screen performances, or Gascón’s breakthrough.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 7, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice practically warns the audience against taking it too seriously, even while talking out the other side of its mouth about its own heartfelt themes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though director Nicholas Hytner does his best to enliven the material, Bennett very much comes across as a dull man’s Charlie Kaufman, even more so when the movie ends with flat, unearned whimsicality. Good as she is here, Smith must cede this round to Dench.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 2, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here is the problem with making four movies about a middle-schooler who only ages a little and learns sitcom-ready lessons: After a while, it all starts to feel as repetitive and uninspired as any number of more ambitious franchises. The Long Haul has a chance to reimagine the series and only comes up with Vacation Junior.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 17, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Paramount+ should have thrown this movie a theatrical run; it may more or less amount to an 86-minute pilot episode for the new series that’s coming soon, but it’s also one of the funniest movies of the year.- Consequence
- Posted Jun 22, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Late Night is admirably eager to address the messy problems of the comedy world, but it ultimately can’t stop cleaning up after itself.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 3, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite a few nasty bits of violence, Cat’s Eye almost plays like an intro to King for younger viewers ready for some shocks but not yet prepared for full-on nightmares.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Men is a horror film operating largely under nightmare logic and allegorical rumbling, and in a broad sense can’t offer many true surprises.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 19, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Current War employs actors capable of their own eccentric stylizations, and gives them very little leeway to make the material their own. Gomez-Rejon keeps snatching it back with every offbeat composition idea he can muster.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
So many romantic comedies revel in formula, turning a genre into an embarrassing mating ritual soundtracked by the rustle of screenplay pages and bad scene-transition pop. If nothing else, The Threesome understands a greater range of emotional, physical, and logistical possibilities – so acutely, in fact, that it sometimes wanders away from the “com” part of the rom-com altogether.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
A paranoid thriller that sneaks in its character study so stealthily that it takes a while to realize who is actually being studied.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here is a film that manages to be observant without being especially insightful—without deepening thematically beyond the observation that inner city life can still be really, really lousy for everyone involved.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 7, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
A relatively straightforward comic love story/environmental parable, it’s a sharper bit of whimsy than CJ7 and less weighed down with mythology than Journey To The West.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 26, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
God’s Creatures doesn’t have quite the same enchanting, unnerving mystery of The Fits, where a girls’ dance troupe begins to suffer unexplained seizures. The hardscrabble working-class details here inevitably feel a bit more familiar, whether from American kitchen-sink indies or Irish plays.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 28, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s telling that the filmmaker captures one of Gallagher’s best moments in a long and relatively uneventful take situated at a breakfast table; this movie may wander, but Akhavan’s attention to perfect little moments is unwavering.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 30, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
As tedious as Rocketman is when it’s going through the biographical motions, it’s equally delightful when it launches into something most rock movies pointedly avoid: full-on musical numbers.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the time, though, How to Train Your Dragon’s live-action craft fails to match the equivalent in its animated counterpart, even with original filmmaker Dean DeBlois on hand for his live-action feature debut.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of Coen movies, it’s not exactly an outright spoof, but it takes place in its own little stylized pocket universe. Unlike a lot of Coen movies, Honey Don’t! doesn’t quite come together as a mystery.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 19, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The comedy Blockers, which is not written, produced, or directed by Apatow but feels descended from some of his work, sets for itself a more ambitious challenge, daring itself to give each member of its ensemble a coming-of-age arc, and to pull off two different high-concept comedies at once in the process.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 3, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Reijn and DeLappe don’t seem interested in preying on real fears so much as laughingly confirming any suspicions that yes, your friends secretly talk smack about you. Bodies Bodies Bodies is a fun ride through those well-founded anxieties, but as the end credits roll, some viewers may still be waiting for more of a punch — or a better punchline.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 3, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Moore and Jenkins are obviously aiming higher than a self-aware noir pastiche, or at least something off to the side of one. Yet those elements of the movie are a lot more enjoyable than sort-of-dream sequences featuring yet another guy in clown makeup.- Polygon
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even if this Into The Woods lacks the exhilaration of the best movie musicals, it does capture the show’s emotional intimacy—no small task in a field that favors razzle dazzle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
In another self-reflexive move, Far From Home transfers the real dilemma back to the filmmakers: The character comedy is great fun, and the action spectacle often feels like their responsible burden.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 27, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are times when the slight, small Sparrows Dance pushes too hard, both visually and narratively: a blinking red light outside Ireland’s window provides overly fussy on-off lighting during two long scenes, and the movie’s flairs of serious conflict are less deft than its offhand moments of connection. There are enough of said moments, though, to sustain its sweetly hesitant romance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2013
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, what seemed like a lovely rumination starts to sound more like poetry refashioned as prose.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With its crisply likable leads mixing it up with pleasingly chewy gangster stereotypes, it has the consistency of a good candy bar.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 21, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
By displacing some familiar gang-movie dynamics into an environment less often glimpsed on film, Abbasi stays true to the offbeat heart of his influences. The strength of his work here indicates an even more distinct voice might yet emerge.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 11, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Stewart and Erskine, on the other hand, are doing work so lived-in, so much more shaded than the nagging wife/girlfriend figures that typically orbit male immaturity narratives, that it’s hard not to wish the movie were about them instead.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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