Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Henson saw potential in Spinney that he proceeded to realize over the course of many years. I Am Big Bird only has 90 minutes to cover the basics.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fincher’s movie about movies seems to be about attempting to work within a system that’s encompassing enough to impose itself on fantasies and reality alike.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 17, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is a movie that seems more interested in instruction and reassurance than pushing at or playing with sexual kinks. In other words, it’s ultimately about as sexy and unpredictable as a corporate performance review.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 25, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Cop-supremacy pulp may be hard to revive with a straight face; the laugh-a-minute spoof, though, is momentarily and gloriously back.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Medel and Kuhling both give remarkably even-keeled performances, making their differences clear without a lot of voice-raising.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Throughout all the chatter, some naturalistically repetitive and some more philosophical, is a sense of characters searching, whether that’s communicated through acting advice, relationships to vices (“How can it be bad for you? It’s just food”) or musings on the shortness of life.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
A little of this debunking is cute (“I got nothing against bib overalls or straw hanging out of your mouth,” one of the subjects clarifies about the myths he wants to dispel); the rest of it feels defensive.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 10, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
After noble and varied entries like "Jack Reacher," "Hell Or High Water," and "The Old Man & The Gun," The Highwaymen is a crucial reminder that good Dad Movies aren’t as easy to make as they look.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Plenty of crime capers end ruefully, but few feel this potently bittersweet.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 10, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Sweeney’s film, his second high-achieving, high-wire act in a row, lives on the line between yearning and helpless fixation.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s hard to fault Puzzle for going in a more rigorous, serious-minded direction... until it trudges in that direction with such repetition. Turtletaub and his screenwriters lay the borderline-anachronistic details of their heroine’s oppressive life on so thick that the movie starts to sag.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though Coppola may be singing a familiar song, it rings with clarity and purpose, and unlike most biopics, it does not outstay its welcome.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 27, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Oddity is simultaneously an impressive production and a bizarre lesson in the vagaries of fear: without visibly shifting its tactics, it can be shiver-inducing in a few scenes and tedious in others.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The small miracle of Leslye Headland’s second film as writer-director is not that it sidesteps its influences or shuns its genre. It’s that it somehow makes the lusty undercurrents of its male/female friendship unironically romantic and, at times, unapologetically sexy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 9, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite the sci-fi trimmings—or, really, in perfect sync with them—the anxiety After Yang generates has the gentle, humming pervasiveness of real life. It’s trying its best to tell us about the world.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Everything’s Going to Be Great just has characters and ideas waiting in the wings to rush in nonsensically.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like Disney’s "Big Hero 6," the movie is busy, but not breathless with invention.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Sorry To Bother You is often wildly funny, and if its broad arc is familiar stuff about a down-on-his-luck everyman experiencing success but at what cost, at least the plot specifics are unpredictable by dint of Riley’s imagination.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 2, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Mr. Holmes has moments of palpable regret and loss, but visually speaking, it looks like a blandly touching movie about a lonely old man who befriends a scrappy kid and learns about the magic of storytelling. Eventually, that’s the unexciting destiny it fulfills.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Soderbergh isn’t exactly hiding a secret drama inside his barrel of laughs and twists. But his comeback project keeps quiet about being one of the sweetest, most affirming movies he’s ever made.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 15, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Nosferatu is a hell of a picture. If Eggers often appears to be reaching as far back as possible for his cinematic influences, riffing on a silent movie allows him – forces him, even – to reveal his more modern sensibilities, where men are repped by the contorted, strangled scream face of Hoult and the ineffectual Friedrich (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), whose wife Anna (Emma Corrin) is this story’s version of Lucy from Dracula. In a plague-ridden town, it’s Ellen’s visionary, full-tilt fever that allows her to more closely commune with the evil around her, maybe even finding a hint of sick ecstasy. Nosferatu, in its enveloping-shadow way, finds more than a hint.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 2, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
When it keys into Mamie’s horrifying experience, and the way she refuses to retreat from it, Chukwu and Deadwyler pack a wallop.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Dark Horse may not entirely work as a film, but it has an unexpected amount of gritty idiosyncrasy on its side.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 30, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a movie about a toxic relationship that digs into the harrowing psychological details of mental and verbal abuse without exploiting it. It’s also a single-minded PSA picture — indie portraiture with hardly any identifying details filled in.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ritchie’s film is less infatuated with displays of All-American bodily sacrifice than movies like Lone Survivor and 13 Hours, but it still keys into a kind of performative, manly anguish.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a testament to the wealth of this material that the point is a passing one — just one incidence of institutional hypocrisy among many.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Presence has the story, limited scope, and 85-minute runtime of a 1940s B-picture, infused—as those pictures often were, and as his crime movies usually are—with a disciplined style and contemporary electricity. It’s budget Gothic that’s worth every penny and then some.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 23, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s pleasantly baffling to discover that not only is Hotel Transylvania 3 easily the best film of the series, but it also feels more at home thematically on a cruise ship than its predecessors did at a haunted Transylvanian castle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 9, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, Relic reaches something like lyricism, which lifts a bleak horror movie above hopeless wallowing. The movie isn’t so much doomy or depressing as it is clear-eyed and resolute about its own horrors.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Past Winterbottom films have turned “real life” into both comedy and tragedy. The Face Of An Angel turns it into a directionless skulk.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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