Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
802
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reviews
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- Jesse Hassenger
Of course, it would be even nicer to see this story from a student athlete’s point of view. Beyond the representation issue, it might allow the movie to eliminate its dull and unevenly developed scenes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s the first time McCarthy has made such prickly use of his talent for summoning audience sympathy, allowing Bill’s regrets about his parental shortcomings to resonate through his every decision.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 28, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite the amateurish lack of comic or dramatic timing, Christmas Pageant does have some old-fashioned charm.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 8, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its loopy, beguiling, occasionally befuddling way, Three Thousand Years of Longing feels like it’s trying—and sometimes failing—to sum something up about Miller’s own history of loving strange movie magic.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 25, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
On the Rocks is her most accessible movie so far, with less hazy atmosphere and a sturdier, more traditional center: Laura is written by Coppola and performed by Rashida Jones with a directness lacking in The Virgin Suicides or Lost in Translation.- Polygon
- Posted Oct 23, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Gudegast is indeed aiming for Michael Mann, as some contemplative shots and a synth-y score suggest, he’s arguably missed the mark wider than ever. If he’s hoping to chart his own territory, well, Pantera spends a lot of time in the wilderness – before teasing another sequel, of course, where surprise will be even harder to come by.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
As they often do, Tomlin and Fonda make their material look sharper than it really is.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 14, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
On the whole, The Aeronauts is a pretty good small-scale adventure movie. It’s also a pretty dull everything-else, the unceasing flashbacks providing multiple instances where telling might have been preferable to showing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
With its three leads all having appeared repeatedly in the small-town setting of "Parks And Recreation," My Blind Brother sometimes feels like an alternate-world appendix to that beloved show.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s still mostly just a time-passer for younger kids — and, absent a strong point of view, as much of a hedged bet as its narration-and-song opening.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Lucy-Desi material that should be at the heart of the story never really pays off, as if it’s wandered off and found another, secret movie to inhabit.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The performers do sell a lot of this material. Bell is especially funny as a cheery, lonely mom whose litany of childcare responsibilities has cut her off from the rest of the world.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a touch-and-go exercise in hoping the audience will fill in not just the narrative blanks but the emotional ones, there’s We Live in Time.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fuze doesn’t fly off the rails at its midpoint. It keeps moving forward at a steady clip. By its final stretch, however, the effort to sustain itself becomes more visible, and less quietly confident.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 22, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
The wistful feelings it generates about a world allowed to keep moving coexist alongside an uneasy evocation of brain fog, an easy stand-in for either a zombified endemic state or a specific long-COVID symptom—take your pick. Whatever the original motivation, Leon appears to sense, after a couple of sweet slice-of-life capers, that you can’t keep walking and talking forever.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The heroes are noble but believable, the villains appropriately loathsome, and the violent clashes, particularly a turning-point castle infiltration, are exciting without indulging in a Gibson-style wallow in torture and gore. But the moments of offbeat personality that animate Mackenzie’s best work are fewer and farther between.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
As in a lot of good sci-fi, the movie is set in a particular world, but driven by the characters that inhabit it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It turns out that Sing’s myriad irritations are a lot more eclectic than its long, long playlist of pop hits.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Springsteen’s earnestness makes him seem like a nicer, more open-hearted sort than Dylan in A Complete Unknown. It also makes for a less prickly character in a less entertaining movie.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Josh Hartnett does a fine job in Fight or Flight’s intensely physical, one-versus-100 lead role, but the movie doesn’t have much to offer beyond 15 minutes of inventive action and 80 minutes of aggressive mediocrity.- IGN
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
In other words, 12 years have elapsed since the last Bridget Jones movie. A skinnier, more put-together Bridget isn’t necessarily a more interesting character; she’s a little more "Sex And The City" this time out, however incrementally.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As much as the movie sidesteps biographical conventions with its narrow frame and playful tone, it can’t avoid a separate cliché that plagues this sort of material: Elvis & Nixon is basically a diverting TV movie given a theatrical release.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This makes The Final Girls an odd concoction: a semi-crude and not especially scary horror-comedy with some real emotional depth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Only in fits and starts does Together capture the electricity of live performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s telling that The Forgiven has the shape of a long, dark night of the soul, while actually taking place over several days.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
If anything, Demons Strike Back is an even zanier and more kid-friendly affair than the Chow original. Yet without Chow’s unique strain of silliness, it also feels louder and more antic while covering less ground.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ana may be attempting to climb the class ladder, but the movie moves between classes with a freedom that feels weakly imagined.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yet none of this stuff, largely but not exclusively confined to a rote opening 30 minutes or so, works as well as the seemingly lower-stakes but far more evocatively handled saga of John Wick’s dog.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Primate makes a characteristically concise case for Roberts as a genre stylist to keep watching.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 8, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of The Roses languishes in second gear, with glints of amusement (Colman doing an Ian McKellan impression; the Englishness of punctuating or preceding insults with “darling”) that only accumulate in a way that makes the movie feel a little safe, compared to the genuine rancor and bitterness of the earlier film.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 28, 2025
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