Jesse Hassenger

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For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jesse Hassenger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 91 American Honey
Lowest review score: 12 Asking for It
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 801
801 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    This is an interesting idea, executed with a reductive, tin-eared understanding of what constitutes art to go along with a faith-based movie’s reductive, tin-eared understanding of what constitutes entertainment.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Only Reid and Pine feel like they’re playing fully imagined characters, and DuVernay wrestles with how to make the overstuffed material both contemporary and timeless.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Love, Simon is touching as a gesture. As entertainment, it’s nothing Degrassi hasn’t done better.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    There are any number of metaphorical applications for A’s condition, some implied more strongly than others, including trans struggles, gender fluidity...teenage desire to fit in, even accidental catfishing.... Every Day is sweet and sincere enough to remain open to these interpretations, but too gentle to assert itself into anything of real consequence.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s about halfway between "Atomic Blonde" and a Focus Features late-summer thriller, which more or less fits the Francis Lawrence aesthetic. He brings to this material what he brought to "The Hunger Games": a sense of style that feels constrained by obligations to hit a certain number of plot points.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Because Hunter’s movie works best in its early, less crazed stretch, there aren’t any really memorable sequences here coming from the director or his distinctive star.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie starts out heedless in its desire to charm, but it winds up feeling constrained by self-consciousness, and more’s the pity.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    For a Brit-inflected talking-animal picture in the wake of the "Paddington" series, it’s not good enough.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The runty little brother of "The Hunger Games" has gotten surprisingly proficient in that area of well-produced sci-fi junk where a lot of the dialogue consists of variations on, “Go, go, go!”
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie isn’t as off-the-charts shameless as Sparks, but it lacks the Russian roulette death-guessing game to occupy viewers who get bored.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Above all else, this movie is so well-cast that the laugh line makes perfect sense coming from Black.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    Its scenes aren’t really long or improv-heavy enough to qualify as rambling, but they’re often slow enough to qualify as excruciating.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    For the most part, the movie’s ideas about Barnum are incredibly stupid and, at times, kind of sweet in their daftness.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s half-assed in every way but cast retention; almost all the major female characters return.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Its strongest evocation of poignant, imperfect memory has to do with its leading man, and the glimpse it provides of a fuller career that never was.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The stars work hard, and the movie goes slack. It seems like that old adage is true: Behind every Bad Moms is a couple of dudes without any discipline.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Jigsaw isn’t a series low point. It’s less aggressively unpleasant than some of the others.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Beyond its best little moments, the movie is addressing a serious issue, and it feels awfully churlish to complain that its earnest depictions of soldiers in psychological pain isn’t novel enough, or that Koale’s performance is a little shakier than Teller’s, or that the movie doesn’t have much to say about the Iraq War in particular, or that it eventually tries to pass off a lack of resolution as an abbreviated happy ending. But these stumbling blocks do stack up, standing in the way of Hall’s best intentions.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Lively has become an expert at creating the impression that at some point, the movie behind her will come together. All I See Is You comes closer than "Adaline," but its adult intentions don’t go far enough.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    So squarely old-fashioned that it’s a little jarring to notice that many of the characters have smartphones.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    This breezy approach has its limits; Marshall isn’t so different from a well-made TV movie. But it plays well on the big screen anyway, and there’s some relevance in the way it depicts competing forms of bigotry—racism alongside anti-Semitism and expectations about female sexuality.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Breathe seems to want nothing more than to be "The Theory Of Everything" for a slightly newer generation.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    American Made has such style and energy that its hasty patchwork of a narrative becomes a kind of charm unto itself, even when it means losing track of talented actors.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The Lego Ninjago movie isn’t any worse than any number of professionally made but unexciting cartoons aimed at kids, and sometimes a gag will pop through with the same high-energy surprise that powered so much of The Lego Movie.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s just another piece of well-decorated regal real estate.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The Current War employs actors capable of their own eccentric stylizations, and gives them very little leeway to make the material their own. Gomez-Rejon keeps snatching it back with every offbeat composition idea he can muster.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    By displacing some familiar gang-movie dynamics into an environment less often glimpsed on film, Abbasi stays true to the offbeat heart of his influences. The strength of his work here indicates an even more distinct voice might yet emerge.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s the film equivalent of a guy loudly demanding the attention of everyone in a subway car, then refusing to even issue a compellingly strange rant.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The filmmakers might claim the sexy superficiality as their whole point; if so, it’s a thin one. Chadwick and Stoppard seem to be making a movie about the impulsivity of desire, but they never dig into those feelings beyond depicting them.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The outline of a snappy relationship comedy is here, and Bell is talented enough to make one. Maybe next time she’ll commit to it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Rather than inspiring some kind of connection between disparate eras, Leap! uses pop music as a quick fix for kids who might be bored by ballet or orphans.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    Soderbergh isn’t exactly hiding a secret drama inside his barrel of laughs and twists. But his comeback project keeps quiet about being one of the sweetest, most affirming movies he’s ever made.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Surly and Andie’s second adventure...is less ambitious than the original.... But it’s also more propulsive, which is to say antic.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Marc Webb’s new movie, in contrast, uses the song for its title, the name of an in-movie manuscript, and as a late-breaking song cue that doesn’t drop the needle so much as clunk it down with turgid inevitability.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Before the opening credits have finished rolling, voice-over narration is lamenting the distance that can grow between even the tightest of friendships and hyping up the audience for a reunion of characters who have barely been introduced. It may be shameless, but it’s honest.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    When Megan Leavey touches upon the treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder in both humans and animals, it looks capable of bringing something novel to the human-and-dog formula. Most of the time, it’s a rote biography of someone a dog really liked.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Here is the problem with making four movies about a middle-schooler who only ages a little and learns sitcom-ready lessons: After a while, it all starts to feel as repetitive and uninspired as any number of more ambitious franchises. The Long Haul has a chance to reimagine the series and only comes up with Vacation Junior.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    As the movie pulls over to look at museum fabrics in vain search of a groove, it turns the audience into its impatient child, threatening to start kicking the back of the car seat any minute now.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    There’s a kind of equality at work here: No one is well-served.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s hard to make a film that’s critical of digital technology without sounding like a square. It’s this uphill battle that The Circle fights for a little while, then loses about halfway through.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Maybe it’s a question of drastically lowered expectations finally working to Sandler’s advantage, but Sandy Wexler is disarming in its charms.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    What this one offers in abundance is facts about golf in its early days. How the movie escaped a Father’s Day release in the U.S. is a mystery.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    But if Their Finest is a little stodgy and tasteful, it also possesses Scherfig’s trademark wistfulness.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    The quartet of actors lends Song To Song somewhat more focus, but it still finds ways to sprawl.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie falls short of delivering a memorable experience of its own. Outside of confirming its stars’ presence, A United Kingdom is more valuable as history than filmmaking.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    If The Lego Movie was a delightful tribute to the multifaceted experiences of playing with Legos, this movie is like one of the licensed sets that inspired it: Less essential, more market-driven, and still irresistible for certain kids, fans, and nerds.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    If anything, Demons Strike Back is an even zanier and more kid-friendly affair than the Chow original. Yet without Chow’s unique strain of silliness, it also feels louder and more antic while covering less ground.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    The uncomfortable yet not unwelcome spectacle of De Niro attempting zingers makes this movie an essential subject for future study of the actor’s comic side. Unfortunately, it is essential in no other way.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Like so many movies designed for believers first and ordinary sinners second, if at all, Gavin Stone has trouble approximating the sensibility of actual entertainment and is particularly deadly as a comedy. Even David Spade movies tend to have more laughs.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Monster Trucks, in all its stupid, misguided, laughable anti-glory, is difficult to hate. Its stupidity is, at times, vaguely likable, and if not redeemed by strong craft, not harmed by technical deficiencies.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Anything legitimately affecting about the movie bleeds out, and Cage delivering a blood-soaked monologue or simulating the sound of a burned esophagus isn’t enough on its own to turn Arsenal into the gory, borderline rococo thriller it starts aiming for around the halfway mark. It’s the rare case of a bonkers Cage performance counting as too little, too late.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    The smoothness of the movie’s individual sequences bumps up against narrative raggedness, as Affleck labors to compress a sprawling, novel-ready narrative.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Gold is fitfully entertaining, but for a movie that gives itself license to go bigger and weirder than real life, its imagination for excess runs out whenever it isn’t focused intently on its star.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    For all of its current touchstones, Hidden Figures feels far too late, both in the recognition these women deserve and the filmmakers’ goodhearted but dull approach to their stories.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie is at least interestingly confusing until about the halfway mark, when monotony sets in for good.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    It turns out that Sing’s myriad irritations are a lot more eclectic than its long, long playlist of pop hits.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Hamburg springs some surprises, albeit secondhand ones. More often, he calls his shots from a mile away.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Hancock is not the ideal fit for the queasy mix of fascination, sympathy, and discomfort that Siegel brought to movies like The Wrestler and Big Fan. The Founder is drier than either of those movies, which means it’s less funny but also has even less potential for sentiment.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    In a trim 88 minutes, it manages to make Poots and Shannon an intriguing duo, then lets them revert to odd mismatch. It may be worth watching, though, for anyone who’s ever wanted to see Shannon attempt to burn holes in Justin Long with his eyes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The main problem is a dialogue-heavy script by first-time screenwriter Jonathan Perera that mistakes quantity of verbiage for quality.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Occasionally, the movie’s combination of formula and tweaks makes it play like a one-blockbuster-fits-all reconciliation of a standard Disney checklist with a second list of corrective measures. For the most part, though, the movie feels more heartfelt than calculated.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Despite its upstart distributor and relatively low-key cast, it’s an unabashedly mainstream movie; compared with edgier, more indie versions of onscreen American youth, it might even look a little pat.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    The slumming stars actually make the situation worse for everyone; Life On The Line plays like an ego trip without any accompanying fun.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Whatever its faults, this is a nice movie, a crowdpleaser best experienced with an appreciative audience.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    This is an uncharacteristically unsubtle work from Lee — yet in the end, it’s not ineffective.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The problem is that Army Of One doesn’t add up to much. It’s not quite a satire nor quite a full character study.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    Madea remains a distinctive, weirdly compelling character. Maybe someday Perry will make a good comedy for her.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    This 73-minute speech isn’t really much of a movie, and as advocacy it’s unlikely to reach Trump-leaning voters. But as a case for Clinton aimed at third-party supporters who are convinced they couldn’t stomach casting a ballot for her, it might turn a few heads.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    This movie is not quite the comic event it relentlessly advertises in its opening and closing moments. But it is a reminder of the talent behind the hubris.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Though its title and general tone lament the stifling atmosphere of the years between childhood and full-fledged teenhood, the movie misses the animal hostility and physical awkwardness of genuine tweens.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    The whole movie falls between stylization, which it mostly lacks, and realism, which it can’t quite claim with its non-teenage teenager spouting non-swearing swears.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    American Honey doesn’t rise and fall on the strength of its love story, if that’s even what happens between Star and Jake. Arnold touches on a lot—rural poverty in America, class divisions, the impulsiveness and recklessness of youth—but never tames her film into a strict polemic.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Intentionally or not, Denial is perfectly timed to a season of insane conspiracy theories and feelings-based readings of facts.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    With its three leads all having appeared repeatedly in the small-town setting of "Parks And Recreation," My Blind Brother sometimes feels like an alternate-world appendix to that beloved show.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    This is a lot of plot for a movie that endeavors primarily to entertain children, though the excess is more likely to give adults a headache.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    In other words, 12 years have elapsed since the last Bridget Jones movie. A skinnier, more put-together Bridget isn’t necessarily a more interesting character; she’s a little more "Sex And The City" this time out, however incrementally.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    A small, unflashy, borderline incompetent movie like Mr. Church is certainly another sign that Murphy does what he wants. Maybe this guarded performance in a lousy movie is a sign of him wanting to do something better.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Disappointments has the strange confidence of a much slicker, more decisive movie, and all of its sort-ofs don’t add up to much.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Here is a film that manages to be observant without being especially insightful—without deepening thematically beyond the observation that inner city life can still be really, really lousy for everyone involved.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The director, Luke Scott (son of Ridley), doesn’t exactly elevate this material, but he does see it through. The voice of Brian Cox goads the action into Bourne territory to counter its "Ex Machina" overtones, but the movie works best when it riffs away from its antecedents into even more pitiless territory.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Ultimately, Wood doesn’t have much time to treat the romance between Leah and Blue with any more depth than the characters. It’s a shame. Her final shot would have real power in a richer, more perceptive film.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Statham and Gansel don’t recreate the Transporter magic; those were lovingly ridiculous action movies, while Mechanic: Resurrection is more hastily ridiculous. But after a season of sagas, revivals, and franchise hubris, the flatness of a Statham sequel inspires its own kind of trash nostalgia.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    John Krasinski’s second feature has such a milquetoast, melancholy-indie sound that its most arresting and dynamic musical moment comes when three characters unexpectedly break into “Closer To Fine” by the Indigo Girls.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    This is Laika’s least droll, least ghoulish feature so far; the plotting is even more dreamlike than "Coraline."
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Rogen and Goldberg start with spoofery and work their way into something bolder and stranger; it’s as if playing in the Pixar sandbox, or a reasonable approximation thereof, can’t help but inspire creativity.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    While it is something of a comedy, Joshy is also serious, and its comic actors follow suit.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The younger characters are so full of life, and the older ones so full of trenchant but predictable talking-point issues, that it sometimes feels like a middling movie encroaching on a good one.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Five Nights In Maine’s grieving has a short-story quality, and many movies would do well to follow that model.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The performers do sell a lot of this material. Bell is especially funny as a cheery, lonely mom whose litany of childcare responsibilities has cut her off from the rest of the world.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Don’t Think Twice is the rare movie that’s immersed in improv as a subject, not a behind-the-scenes technique for goosing laughs.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Equals brings Stewart’s charisma back to a genre framework — though its form of low-key science fiction is no longer the kind of genre material that actually gets wide exposure.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    As enjoyable as this movie is, sometimes it feels like it’s holding back; no one’s id runs wild. But the limitations of Ghostbusters make Wiig, McCarthy, McKinnon, and Jones even more valuable. They make a big franchise-starter warmer and more endearing than it needs to be.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    There’s something liberating about a comedy where all four central characters f--k up with such youthful bravado.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Director Susanna White, on only her second feature, jazzes up the proceedings to match the skill of actors like McGregor, Harris, and Skarsgård. Most notable is her smart use of cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s nice that The Legend Of Tarzan isn’t a nakedly mercenary franchise play that presumes dozens of sequels to come. (It’s also not a low-rent Casper Van Dien vehicle.) But it sure could use some money-grubbing set pieces to tie the genial silliness together.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Ross may not be a great director, but he has written some very good screenplays, none of which sprawl out like this one.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The Phenom is merely well-acted and well-made, rather than heart-stopping. There are worse fates for a sports movie, to be sure.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    No Stranger Than Love offers an accidental lesson: Attempts to write poetry ought to be preceded by attempts to read it and, preferably, understand it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Guzmán has been a delightful presence in countless movies over the years, and it’s neat to see him take on an unambiguously leading role, especially one focusing on two Puerto Rican characters. But the movie’s Luis is a surprisingly dull Ugly American.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    These are not good performances, exactly. Clarke is endearing, but verges on mugging. Claflin is at his best when Will gives in to his competitive urges, which happens exactly once.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    While it’s not necessarily a good thing to aim this kind of weaponized marketing at kids, it’s also silly and colorful enough to nearly work as a live-action cartoon. It might rot brains, but perhaps not while regarding them with utter contempt.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    The Do-Over is a de facto R-rated movie for Sandler, with the attendant bad language and sex jokes, but most of the faux-naughty stuff seems like an afterthought. The jokes that work best fill in the sad details of Charlie’s life.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s briskly paced and sometimes neat to watch in reality-bending 3-D, but none of it is quite as head-spinning as it should be. The movie doesn’t dare alienate its family base with genuine trippiness; instead, it pacifies with tedious familial backstory.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Most of the movie is lazily retrofitted for a variety of marketing opportunities. Some kids will probably like it anyway. But some kids also like toy commercials and singing chipmunks. It doesn’t mean they should actually watch them.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Efron imbues his handsome-dope routine with such nuance that Teddy is not only funny but also touching in his sincere desire for brotherhood, in short supply postgraduation. What could have been simplistic self-parody becomes a genuinely, almost confusingly terrific performance.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    Foster, a novice at suspenseful filmmaking, doesn’t seem to know which screws to tighten or if screws even need tightening at all.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    By the end, what seemed like a lovely rumination starts to sound more like poetry refashioned as prose.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The cast is uniformly strong, and willing to go wherever Guadagnino takes them, in however little clothing he deems necessary; the ensemble-wide equal-opportunity nudity is almost frequent enough to qualify as confrontational.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 16 Jesse Hassenger
    Aniston is bad here, but she’s not alone. Marshall allows everyone in the movie to either play to their worst instincts or avert their eyes while skipping through the wreckage.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    What’s left is those two strong performances. Bateman is especially funny in the sequence that lands Baxter in the hospital, and Kidman never resorts to shallow-actress clichés when indicating how a life in different kinds of spotlights may have frayed at Annie’s nerves.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Here Scafaria makes nice use of her widescreen frame, and cuts the movie together crisply—a lot of the jokes actually come from the cuts, and the way they punctuate the often pitch-perfect dialogue.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s all pretty silly, but it compensates for a lack of emotional weight with star power.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    As much as the movie sidesteps biographical conventions with its narrow frame and playful tone, it can’t avoid a separate cliché that plagues this sort of material: Elvis & Nixon is basically a diverting TV movie given a theatrical release.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Rio offers the uncomfortable spectacle of 10 different filmmakers mostly failing to produce a sense of place that can be sustained over 10 minutes, much less multiple senses of place that can be stitched into an interesting patchwork.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Though this series is built on comic looseness, it’s that sincerity that carries through its minor comedic missteps, like underusing Hall and leaning too heavily on Cedric’s wacky-old-man shtick.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The Boss, without quite reaching the heights of McCarthy’s work with Paul Feig, establishes its star as sort of a comic auteur — which is not the same as repeating herself.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s more like an extremely confusing and sloppily written chunk of Purge fan-fiction—a tortured use of another movie’s absurd mythology to help make muddled quasi-satirical points, while indulging the apparently fail-safe punchline of saying the word “purge” about once a minute.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The Dark Horse may not entirely work as a film, but it has an unexpected amount of gritty idiosyncrasy on its side.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Maybe Vardalos should revisit this material when she’s ready to write "My Big Fat Greek Funeral."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s not scary, and not goofy enough to be funny.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Maybe that call will be answered next time with enough incremental improvements to finally notch a good Divergent movie, a possibility Allegiant raises repeatedly and frustratingly. Ultimately, though, this movie isn’t just adhering to a formula; it’s carefully following a recipe designed to offset any good ingredients that get mixed in there by mistake.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    It takes a surprising amount of time to adjust to the film’s shticky conception of its main character, Hope Ann Greggory (Melissa Rauch).
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Miracles From Heaven is too dramatically inert to oblige Garner with a great character, but it does offer plenty of tearful monologues and mini-monologues.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Plenty of romantic comedies lack any demonstrable knowledge of actual human behavior. The Perfect Match lacks any demonstrable knowledge of movie behavior, too.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Eventually, though, The Brothers Grimsby runs out of room to fully work as a hit-or-miss comedy — and perhaps most disappointing, doesn’t reserve any of its hits for co-stars Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson, Gabourey Sidibe, and Penelope Cruz; it’s a great, diverse female cast assembled to do not very much.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    A movie like this doesn’t require 30 Rock’s joke density or silly streak, but it’s surprising that Fey and Carlock’s satirical eyes aren’t a little more alert.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Like Disney’s "Big Hero 6," the movie is busy, but not breathless with invention.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    A relatively straightforward comic love story/environmental parable, it’s a sharper bit of whimsy than CJ7 and less weighed down with mythology than Journey To The West.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    There are a lot of bad things this movie doesn’t do, which is not quite the same as doing anything particularly well.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The rest of Race has other moments of engagement in a slickly produced and watchable package. But ultimately, it offers history told as a series of passing anecdotes.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s a bizarre and pointless spectacle, but not an unamusing one. Characters like Alexanya and Atari feel very much like try-outs for Saturday Night Live characters — not surprising, given that at least four of the cast members have worked on that show.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Yet as personal, well-performed, and sometimes lyrical as this material is, Dalio also has a peculiar way of making it all play like a public service announcement—like a feature commissioned for a mental-wellness convention.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie feels bloodless, and not just because the gore is muted and computerized to stay within the boundaries of a PG-13 rating.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Even when the movie focuses on its imagery rather than its plot mechanics, it seems intent on covering its bases rather than committing to a particular look or mood.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    As charming as the early scenes are, The Finest Hours doesn’t really come together as a love story, either, and Affleck’s scenes on the tanker are too abbreviated to really sink in as great survival drama.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    There’s a certain perverse brilliance, however accidental, to a movie that creates a longing for a foulmouthed Aubrey Plaza/Robert De Niro romcom.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The implausibilities, cop-movie checkboxes, and mildly wasted talent make Ride Along 2 lazy, but not downright loathsome. If anything, it’s perhaps slightly more amusing and agreeable than the original—a sign of how little that film’s seemingly surefire premise wound up mattering.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie seems to be conceived as a slow burn, but it's more like a faucet dripping lukewarm water.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Overconfidence in the face of mediocrity is something Ferrell usually satirizes. This time, he’s more of a participant.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Kids don’t need the Chipmunks movies to take them somewhere cheap. They deserve a comedy or a musical or a cartoon — none of which The Road Chip quite is — that’s more than a high-pitched distraction.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Smith’s Omalu makes a compelling character, supported by his mentor Cyril Wecht (Albert Brooks) and former team doctor Julian Bailes (Alec Baldwin). But Concussion doesn’t crackle like the best whistleblower dramas.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    While it’s not consistently funny, and is as enamored as any other Sandler movie with making reference to its own limp running gags (including one about donkey shit), there is a certain inclusiveness that harkens back to his earlier work.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    In the end, McKay’s edu-tainment tactics work, even if the laughs aren’t as hearty as his broader work with Ferrell. The Big Short pulls off its own oddball gambit: grabbing attention through fringe wonkiness rather than a tantalizing glimpse at bro-banker lifestyles.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Though director Nicholas Hytner does his best to enliven the material, Bennett very much comes across as a dull man’s Charlie Kaufman, even more so when the movie ends with flat, unearned whimsicality. Good as she is here, Smith must cede this round to Dench.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Creed works far better than it should, and does so twice: as the unexpected payoff to a nearly 40-year-old series, and as the confirmation of a major talent in its director.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    The Night Before isn’t Rogen’s funniest movie. Minute for minute, it doesn’t have as many laughs as "Superbad," "Neighbors," or "This Is The End," among others. But it does contain one of Rogen’s funniest performances, as Isaac navigates a very long and very bad drug trip, a responsibility-free Christmas gift from his wife.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    A movie that should be punctuated like a Christmas card sign-off but instead, losing a comma, becomes an off-putting directive. How Robert De Niro didn’t make it to this set is a mystery for the ages.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    While it’s more technically elaborate treatment than the characters have ever received, it’s also gentler and more eye-pleasing than any of Blue Sky’s other features. It‘s also a neat extension of Schulz’s style—though, granted, no one needs to see Pig-Pen’s permanent cloud of filth rendered more vividly.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Despite a top-shelf cast and strong subject matter, Suffragette feels like the product of limitations.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    This makes The Final Girls an odd concoction: a semi-crude and not especially scary horror-comedy with some real emotional depth.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The tension between Boyle’s restless energy and Sorkin’s tendency to run in place drives the movie.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The problem is, Hotel Transylvania 2 focuses so intently on parental neuroses—Dracula needs Mavis to remain his little girl and needs his new grandson to conform to his vampire lineage—that the movie itself feels smothering (especially on the heels of the similarly themed original).
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The lack of comic goals allows Meyers to write and write; a key emotional scene between De Niro and Hathaway late in the movie rambles on like a first draft, and the movie swells to the two-hour mark.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie’s B-movie flimsiness is pervasive, and paired with an overall lack of B-movie flair, though director Uli Edel makes some game yarn-spinning attempts.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Without an emotional core, a stronger sociological angle, or many visceral thrills, Black Mass more or less limits itself to procedural status. Within those aims, it’s a pretty good one, absorbing and well-made.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    While this movie version of Fischer does indeed suffer from mental health issues that make it difficult for him to form functional human relationships, one of the film’s strongest, most potentially surprising pleasures is the sight of Maguire playing both with and against his usual type.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    There’s certainly an audience for these thrillers, but imagine how big that audience might be for one that really works.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    The small miracle of Leslye Headland’s second film as writer-director is not that it sidesteps its influences or shuns its genre. It’s that it somehow makes the lusty undercurrents of its male/female friendship unironically romantic and, at times, unapologetically sexy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    As with "Catfish," Joseph is there with his soulful handheld camera-bobbing, trying to convey the pensive thoughtfulness of a person who may not be thinking all that much. And as with "Catfish," the audience catches on long before anyone on screen.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    Agent 47 is just slightly less dull than its disavowed predecessor — or at least its dullness seems less active, because it doesn’t turn anyone as inherently interesting as Olyphant into a dour-faced killing machine.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    While The Man From U.N.C.L.E. probably isn’t any less of a caricature of its period than "Sherlock Holmes," it carries its fakeness with more snap in its step. The imaginary intrigue it generates is fleeting, but often beautiful.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    There’s no revenge, no murder, and no kidnapping. It’s a low-budget New Orleans Cage movie with some dignity. It would be a pleasure to report that The Runner is also good, but this slim if mildly compelling film lands somewhere between character sketch and morality tale.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie’s dedication to girls everywhere is unnecessary; it already feels so specific and true without it.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    The lack of dialogue makes Shaun The Sheep easy for younger children all over the world to understand, and the film is undeniably intended for that demographic.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    While it doesn’t operate at its full potential, Spivet nonetheless offers a bracing risk: a kid adventure with danger alongside its whimsy and sadness alongside its reassurances.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Directors Kief Davidson and Daniel Junge drive home the company’s grown-up fan base by logging an amusingly eclectic array of celebrity testimonials: Ed Sheeran, Trey Parker, and NBA star Dwight Howard.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s just a middling cover of a pretty good old song, adrift in the present day.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Frustratingly, the movie is plenty likable when it’s not trying to show off its wistfulness.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Even on its own silly terms, Pixels is not a very good movie; it’s painted up like a Ghostbusters-style fantasy-comedy but plays like so many slapdash Happy Madison productions before it.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Unlike many comic vehicles and just as many big-city romances, it’s a real, and ultimately rewarding, piece of work. A big-studio romantic comedy infused with actual human feeling is just as rare an accomplishment as the perfect comedy sketch.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Mr. Holmes has moments of palpable regret and loss, but visually speaking, it looks like a blandly touching movie about a lonely old man who befriends a scrappy kid and learns about the magic of storytelling. Eventually, that’s the unexciting destiny it fulfills.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Intentionally or not, Farrant and her screenwriters leave a hole at the center of their film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Minions has idiosyncratic roots, but it’s a franchise play all the way. Finally, even 5-year-olds have their own movie that mechanically cashes in on something they loved when they were younger.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The cross-cutting duet it builds to, with two people singing the same song separated by hundreds of miles, is a nice musical moment, but just that: a moment. Ideally, even a low-key romantic drama should have more than one.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Paul and Julia can rescue each other, but they need more help pulling Stung out of "Tremors" and "Party Down"’s combined shadow.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Despite its unconvincing seriousness mixing poorly with its unconvincing dark comedy, 7 Minutes proves difficult to despise outright; it’s watchably swift and somewhat engaging in the moment.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    As in a lot of good sci-fi, the movie is set in a particular world, but driven by the characters that inhabit it.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Past Winterbottom films have turned “real life” into both comedy and tragedy. The Face Of An Angel turns it into a directionless skulk.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    In Infinitely Polar Bear, Ruffalo attempts to put a recognizable, charismatic, slightly worn face on manic depression. Somehow, though, he comes up with a vaguely theatrical, and vaguely wearying, performance.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Of course, a single documentary can’t cover everything, but this one’s slim but entertaining 80 minutes suggests that Nguyen erred on the side of brevity.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Spy
    Spy, similarly, doesn’t exactly send up James Bond or Jason Bourne espionage thrillers, but it places McCarthy in the middle of the action while subverting the traditionally male domination of that arena.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    As a children’s movie, it’s uncommonly sensitive and complicated, rooted in relationships rather than dazzling action. But adults may notice its simple poetry turning, after a while, to suds.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s minor, clever, and essential in the specialized field of Gemma Arterton studies.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The most retro thing about the remake is its specific, outdated utility: If anyone still patronizes video stores with hard copies, and if those stores don’t happen to have the original Poltergeist (or Insidious) in stock on a Friday night, this version might do the trick.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Even when it’s slowing down, Fight shows beguiling confidence in both its filmmaking and its characters—enough to make its smallest romantic moments feel significant.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Time Lapse provokes thought, but mostly in spite of itself.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    It never pushes far enough into that territory to distinguish its beautiful losers from the many addiction-movie characters that precede them.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s at once an encore, a postscript, and a fresh start.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The real Noble accomplished a lot, but the movie insists on giving her achievements a mystical and mythical dimension...without the imagination to carry it off.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Henson saw potential in Spinney that he proceeded to realize over the course of many years. I Am Big Bird only has 90 minutes to cover the basics.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Hunt’s writing isn’t exactly knocking off Woody Allen (her characters do send text messages, after all), but it shares with Allen a peculiar, stylized imitation of how New Yorkers supposedly sound.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    For a movie that emulates literature, The Age Of Adaline never fits comfortably into a particular form — literary or cinematic.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    If anything, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 ups that sadness quotient, spending much of its opening proving that just because these movies are stupider than "Observe And Report" doesn’t mean they have to be less cripplingly depressing.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    Director Kriv Stenders seems to think he’s spun a twisty, delightfully amoral genre riff. Instead, he’s made a brightly colored smirk noir.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Despite undermining its own better qualities, The Longest Ride still qualifies as one of the best Sparks films by virtue of not including any love-ghosts or destructive misinformation about how Alzheimer’s works.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    On a purely technical level, Effie Gray is fine, if uninspired, with its washed-out color, attention to detail, and lack of heavy-handed moralizing. As an experience, though, it’s a drag without much reward.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    As is, Cheatin’ offers little narrative or emotional advantage over watching a series of the director’s more concise works. At 76 minutes, it should play like a short feature. Instead, it’s more like an extra-long short.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The series will doubtless continue on with Diesel, Rodriguez, Johnson, and the rest, but in the meantime, Furious 7 comes to the most conclusive and emotionally satisfying ending since, fittingly, the very first film.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Whaley aims high for this sort of material, but his film, sweet as it is, gets a little too precocious.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Though it opens with the studio’s seemingly mandatory voice-over setup, the story itself, adapted from the children’s book "The True Meaning Of Smekday," shows immediate conceptual audacity.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Ferrell and Hart are too likable and crowd-pleasing to let the movie collapse around them. But they’re also too talented for something this wan.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Tracers, then, is unavoidably a movie about Taylor Lautner joining a parkour gang, and often exactly as silly as that sounds. But it’s also a major improvement over Lautner’s last action-thriller, "Abduction," which had little action, few thrills, and zero abductions.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Steeliness comes naturally to, say, Jennifer Lawrence, but when Woodley unleashes the occasional voice-cracking battle cry, it generates tension between her desire for revolution and her utter believability as a teenager with more earnest ideals than ruthless training.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    Much of Walter’s behavior resembles, at very least, a movie version of mental illness, only to have the story reclassify it as a coping mechanism. This unwittingly makes the character seem as affected as any Sundance stereotype—and the movie disturbing for all the wrong reasons.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    A once-energetic comic talent (and underrated serious actor) slows down to a pace he must feel matches his audience these days.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s a testament to the wealth of this material that the point is a passing one — just one incidence of institutional hypocrisy among many.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Of course, it would be even nicer to see this story from a student athlete’s point of view. Beyond the representation issue, it might allow the movie to eliminate its dull and unevenly developed scenes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The satire of self-satisfied, opportunistic Brooklynites is cutting, but it lacks the humanity afforded the upstate characters, and quickly repeats itself, seemingly by design.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s poised to become one of the biggest rom-coms of 1998. But barring the invention of time travel, The Rewrite remains tethered to the realities of film releasing in 2015, which means it will get most of its play as a VOD simulation of earlier hits.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    For Kendrick in particular, it’s a sign that she could sing her way through something bigger.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    As it turns out, EDM is a mere soundtrack for what turns out to be a stalker thriller rife with the kind of details that the filmmakers might call “psychological” and that psychologists might call “insultingly stupid.”
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    "Boyhood" has the natural endpoint of its lead growing into a young adult, while Girlhood stretches out in front of Marieme, an uncertain path into a haze.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s exactly the sort of oddball trifle, like Hudson Hawk, that tends to attract the ire of baffled audiences and grumpy critics. It’s also the sort of oddball trifle that, like Hudson Hawk, will put certain aficionados of silliness in a pretty good mood.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Not enough happens in Song One for the movie to really qualify as unpredictable, but it deserves credit for a steadfast avoidance of melodrama in a story that practically begs for it.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Strange Magic, an animated film from Lucasfilm and Industrial Light & Magic, borrows its sensibility from another movie from the summer of 2001: "Moulin Rouge." The new film’s composer and music director, Marius De Vries, even arranged songs for Baz Luhrmann’s phantasmagorical musical.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    In its mad hurry, the movie denies itself its own genre pleasures—chiefly, the ways assembling a ragtag robotics team and an equally ragtag robot might add a little bit of Mission: Impossible or MacGyver dynamics into a sports-style narrative.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Ultimately, Appropriate Behavior works almost in spite of itself; so efficiently does the film explain why Shirin and Maxine split up that eventually it lags behind its own premise.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Redundancy is about all it offers, despite an entirely new set of characters and a story set 40 years after the early 20th-century original.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Even if this Into The Woods lacks the exhilaration of the best movie musicals, it does capture the show’s emotional intimacy—no small task in a field that favors razzle dazzle.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    In between missteps, Goodbye To All That carves out some of its brief running time for the kind of quiet, low-key dramedy that complements the recessive charm of its leading man.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The better moments of Color Of Time make use of the ringer cast Franco was able to assemble, however momentarily.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    In the end, The Pyramid seems designed not for horror, adventure, or action but to provide every possible answer to the question of its found-footage bona fides—yes, no, or maybe, depending on who’s asking. It spends most of its running time hedging uncertainly between trend and backlash, explanations and excuses.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    If this all sounds more than a little familiar, it’s probably because similar material about young-ish women growing up and maybe apart has been staged recently and on a variety of scales, from the scrappy intimacy of "Frances Ha" to the broader comedy of "Bridesmaids." Life Partners isn’t as ebullient as the former or laugh-out-loud funny as the latter, but it maintains a sharp specificity about both of its lead characters’ lives.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The laughs don't linger, even within individual scenes. What remains, reinforced by a set of end-credit outtakes, is the sense that Sudeikis, Day, Bateman, and Pine had a really good time making a sort of okay movie.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    There are great L.A. ensembles, like "Short Cuts" "Magnolia," or "Jackie Brown," but writer-director John Herzfeld is an expert in the bad kind, having made "2 Days In The Valley."
    • 18 Metascore
    • 16 Jesse Hassenger
    Preaching aside, though, Saving Christmas is a shoddy 80-minute feature that contains approximately 50 minutes of actual moving footage. When Cameron narrates that materialism doesn’t go against Christmas because it celebrates the son of God being made material himself, it sounds like a defense of any kind of cheap, poorly made holiday crap — this movie included.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    Williams made some terrible movies, but he never phoned them in. On both counts, this one’s no exception.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Those who already admire the director may not find a stunning level of insight, and the curious but unindoctrinated would be better served by starting with one his actual films rather than a rundown of them. But there’s a certain satisfaction in a rundown of a career as rich and varied as Linklater’s, not unlike the pleasure of watching a well-edited Oscar tribute reel.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Horns fumbles with its own powers, too. If its moments of Aja-ian archness blended better with the macabre sincerity that presumably comes from the source material, it might have provided a real autumnal chill. Instead, it’s more ambitious and complex than the horror movies that dutifully clock in to haunt multiplexes around Halloween—without actually being better.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Rudderless accumulates puzzling details and goodwill in near-equal measure.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Addicted is basically a social-issue melodrama that, minus some curse words, thrusting, and frequent side nudity, could have emerged sometime in the ’50s.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s an interesting approach to a fascinating story — yet it still can’t fully break free of its initial limitations.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    St. Vincent goes down easier than it probably should. It helps that Lieberher, though saddled with some cutesy movie-kid dialogue, makes a sweet and empathetic sidekick for Murray (he calls him “sir” constantly, like Marcie in old Peanuts strips), and that McCarthy, like so many gifted comedians, proves capable of playing it straight as needed.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Jesse Hassenger
    There was a time when the very presence of someone like John Cusack could enliven otherwise normal movies, and lift worthier ones onto a higher plane. But films like Drive Hard are too slapdash to even allow for coherent performances, let alone movie-saving heroics.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s hard to hear what All Is By My Side is saying about anything, given how many scenes feature vaguely druggy overlapping dialogue, part of a fussy sound design that’s paired with intentionally choppy editing.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    A movie like Fort Bliss seems designed to keep her (Monaghan) in fighting shape, in case bigger productions realize that she can do more than kiss a famous co-star.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    By its end, No Good Deed becomes troublingly easy to read as a parable about the untrustworthiness of black men. The filmmakers may not have intended it that way, but the movie is so bereft of anything else that its forays into moralistic paranoia stick out.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Without having seen the two-film version, it’s unclear whether the gender-segregated points of view would enhance that emotional intensity or create more redundancy in an already thin narrative. In this form, The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby tows the line between just enough and a bit too much.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The complexities of those people are diluted in a movie that’s not quite a functional ensemble but not intimate enough to qualify as a character study.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Too frequently, the movie also treats its female characters as props to be shuffled in and out of danger as the screenplay requires — a nasty tendency that undermines its ongoing (and murkily argued) debate about whether a successful agent can maintain his humanity.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    After an efficient start, The Possession Of Michael King drags, weighing itself down with genre conventions the filmmakers don’t seem to understand or care about.
    • 8 Metascore
    • 16 Jesse Hassenger
    As if the ravings of a lunatic weren’t dull enough, Septic Man eventually becomes the ravings of an idiot too.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    As a result, this well-meaning puff piece sometimes appears to double as an extended video-dating profile: Generous sexagenarian seeks stable younger woman for procreation.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    Words And Pictures is supposed to be divided, as equally as its title, between these two characters. But Owen’s performance as a man who values his own faux-sophistication even as he goes to seed overpowers Binoche, leaving the movie lopsided.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 33 Jesse Hassenger
    As broad as Williams goes in these scenes, it’s not really his fault. He’s acting out a screenplay, credited to Daniel Taplitz, that’s peppered with bad writerly flourishes.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    A little of this debunking is cute (“I got nothing against bib overalls or straw hanging out of your mouth,” one of the subjects clarifies about the myths he wants to dispel); the rest of it feels defensive.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Early on, Steadman talks about his humor needing to have a “slightly maniacal” edge. For No Good Reason has no such thing; it’s gently informative and amusing the whole way through.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Director Declan Lowney does an admirable job making a confined film look cinematic without overblowing it into action-comedy mode.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    With his English-language debut, Blood Ties, Canet takes on material of even less interest to today’s big studios, constructing something much more ambitious than a straight thriller — a sprawling familial crime drama, heavier on relationships than chases or shoot-outs.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    The film calms down a bit in its second half, leaving more room for Bondarchuk’s striking wartime tableaux, making occasional use of its native 3-D cinematography. (The movie, a massive success in Russia last year, will screen primarily in IMAX 3D venues in the U.S.)
    • 40 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The techniques of the movie, then, are sound. Wan still moves his camera and composes his shots with a patience that belies his dank Saw origins. But the cinematography isn’t as virtuosic this time around.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    There are times when the slight, small Sparrows Dance pushes too hard, both visually and narratively: a blinking red light outside Ireland’s window provides overly fussy on-off lighting during two long scenes, and the movie’s flairs of serious conflict are less deft than its offhand moments of connection. There are enough of said moments, though, to sustain its sweetly hesitant romance.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    Moore and Jenkins are obviously aiming higher than a self-aware noir pastiche, or at least something off to the side of one. Yet those elements of the movie are a lot more enjoyable than sort-of-dream sequences featuring yet another guy in clown makeup.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    So many feature cartoons of this era operate under formula constraints; the animation of Cats Don’t Dance often feels exuberantly free.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    On either end of Harvey’s adventure, Captains Courageous goes on a bit too long; the circumstances of his boarding-school transgressions are needlessly overcomplicated, and the emotional denouement is less than concise. But the seafaring section that makes up the majority of the film is well-crafted and gives way to surprising emotion.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    Tobolowsky, anagrams, blind driving, a jazzy but tense James Horner score—this movie has everything, and it’s all deceptively well engineered.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Ironweed asks a lot with its 140-plus minutes of low-key suffering. It feels long, in part because not a lot happens from a plot perspective. Still, its strongest moments linger.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Pryor has a lot of funny moments in Blue Collar, especially in the first half or so, when the movie tends toward angry comedy.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Redford and Streisand are the whole show, so scenes with various supporting characters drag. But Pollack’s film still manages to function as a glossy rebuke to the Hollywood standard of the unlikely romance.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jesse Hassenger
    Despite a few nasty bits of violence, Cat’s Eye almost plays like an intro to King for younger viewers ready for some shocks but not yet prepared for full-on nightmares.
    • 91 Metascore
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