Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. The story moves so slowly and obviously, you don't even need to be in the theater very much (or your living room when the video comes out) to follow it.
  2. Pfarrer's screenplay feels older than the Martian hills.
  3. Here's a film that so merrily thumbs its nose at propriety in exchange for visceral thrills, and at probability in exchange for the really cool plot twist, that it checks in as the guiltiest pleasure since "The 13th Warrior."
  4. The characters are as thin as the air at 26,000 feet, and the story as silly as anyone willing to assault K2 in a punishing blizzard.
  5. We're only a little spooked, only a little amused and, by extension, only a little entertained.
  6. A typical student film with its arty angles, bad lighting and pretentious observations.
  7. An exercise in vanity, indulgence and a startling degree of shallowness.
  8. I'd give this movie about half a miracle.
  9. Stone-dead bad, incoherently bad... Cage acts as if he has been taking hits off of Dennis Hopper's gas mask. There's no way to overstate it: This is scorched-earth acting -- the most flagrant scenery chewing I've ever seen.
  10. There's something so familiar and commonplace about this story and its characters...it's hard to get particularly thrilled.
  11. Very much like sex. On second thought, make that bad sex. Actually, sexual assault is more like it. It will leave you feeling used, bruised, violated, mistrustful and unclean.
  12. The movie that Disney uses to explore this premise drips with so much corporate good-neighbor syrup, you might want to wear something waterproof. And Penn's performance is, at best, ripe for discussion.
  13. It's all too, too cute and too, too forced for words -- not to mention too, too dark.
  14. A wretch-a-sketch, a two-minute character-based skit (an occasional feature on HBO's "The Chris Rock Show") stretched to a mind-boggling 82 minutes.
  15. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
  16. Essentially an extended cutesy session.
  17. Heaven forbid a Hollywood romantic movie have any narrative surprises.
  18. Both a snore and utter tripe.
  19. It's painful watching a talented thespian diminish himself so. It's clear he did it for the Benjamins.
  20. It's a simpering, ineffective ersatz-drama, so simple-minded and unrealistic and so full of fussy stupidity, it exiles you.
  21. Clumsily under-written and feverishly overacted, it's as embarrassing to watch as it is perplexing.
  22. Unromantic, nonsexual and hellaciously dull.
  23. Allegations of governmental double-talk and cover-ups are, unfortunately, boooring.
  24. A rambling wreck from computer tech and a helluva souvenir –- that is, for those interested in artifacts representing the American movie at its worst.
  25. A moldy teenage tear-jerker.
  26. They (De Niro, Burns) look good together. But what a staggering pity they chose such a nasty, hackneyed movie to demonstrate their chemistry.
  27. A galactic slump of a movie that stuffs its travel bag with special effects but forgets to pack the charm.
  28. Neither funny nor suspenseful nor particularly well drawn.
  29. A bad, unimaginative story posing pretentiously as the very opposite.
  30. The makers of Godzilla obviously devoted so much manpower and time and energy and money to the admittedly fabulous special effects that they apparently had no budget left over for actors.

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