Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. I'd recommend you actively or passively forget this one.
  2. There doesn't seem to be much purpose to it except a half-baked notion that the histrionics of the mentally insane (or a moviemaker's idea therein) are eminently cinematic. They aren't.
  3. Will satisfy only those who can't tell the difference between the good, the bad and the ugly.
  4. Aficionados of movies in the so-bad-they're-good category might just revel in this overheated costume melodrama.
  5. Solemn, earnest and as laboriously paced as a fat Sicilian's funeral procession.
  6. The story, a half-baked one about treachery and greed, meanders to an unsatisfactory ending with a punch line that, well, doesn't punch very hard.
  7. Despite its impeccable acting and subtle backdrop of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, The Event lets its message overwhelm its emotion.
  8. Uninspired baseball romance.
  9. Easy on the eyes and hard on the head, Suriyothai is absolutely unaffecting where it matters most, in the heart.
  10. Has its moments. In fact, it has too many of them. At 2 hours and 20 minutes and with enough characters to take up a few floors at a big hotel, it feels about an act too long.
  11. By the film's self-congratulatory final shot, Stevie has become less a portrait of a sorry young man's difficult life than the story of auteurist arrogance and self-deception run amok.
  12. Someone forgot to remind Duvall to write an ending.
  13. Though it's allegedly a comedy, there is nothing funny about this tasteless, shallow and mean-spirited slam.
  14. The movie's fundamental problem is that Cusack's character isn't very interesting.
  15. The result is cutesy but harsh, a hybrid of saucer-eyed anime and square-jawed angularity that brings to mind an edgier "Pokemon."
  16. It orders you to love it. It demands love, which is the best way not to get it.
  17. May be too much Yves Saint Laurent even for those connoisseurs who can differentiate the YSL line from Dior's or Chanel's.
  18. In a summer of surprisingly self-serious comic book movies" Lara Croft "stands out as being particularly humorless.
  19. It's piddling -- a hangdog little comedy with not enough laughs...its spirit rattles around inside it like a marble in an oil drum.
  20. The story the film tells ruins the movie.
  21. The actual movie is the cinematic equivalent of cheap Chinese egg rolls: all flour and cabbage shreds, maybe half a nibble of pork.
  22. Manages to make sex look like no fun at all.
  23. So cheesy and cheap that it almost attains high camp.
  24. A pooped, poorly executed buddy-cop comedy with more cliches than expletives.
  25. Yields the same sort of archetype and the usual results: De Niro's workmanlike in a dismayingly familiar role.
  26. Head-scratchingly ordinary, given Schwarzenegger's need to prove he's still a virile (i.e., non-aging) action hero.
  27. Has the tired, over-baked feeling of a script that never quite worked but was tinkered with until every ounce of spontaneity or life was hammered out of it.
  28. The inside story is weak, dull and head-poundingly boring, and the outside story is only slightly better, thanks to the lukewarm likability of its two stars.
  29. Surprisingly uninvolving, the least effective of Neufeld's Clancy-based movies. Surely he was not looking for this kind of film: one that bombs literally and figuratively.
  30. Awash in hackneyed old-time secrets and hydrophobic metaphor, never consumes us as it should.

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