Variety's Scores

For 17,807 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 IMAX: Hubble 3D
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
17807 movie reviews
  1. Achieves some glancing poetic effects during its first hour, but becomes gross and exploitative during the shooting rampage of the final act.
  2. A comedy that starts the date in a frisky mood but sours before it's time to kiss goodnight.
  3. A genially haphazard but frequently amusing neo-stoner comedy that plays like "Cheech and Chong Go to Animal House."
    • Variety
  4. Funny as much of the action is, however, the approach feels rather less fresh, and the gross-outs seem more gratuitous.
  5. Contains interesting ideas, but often those ideas are not fully realized.
  6. Earns points simply for not being bad enough to leave a stain on the screen. Unfortunately, this annoyingly disjointed shocker stumbles badly after promising early scenes, and quickly devolves into a chaotic blur of underdeveloped characters, illogical transitions and standard-issue scary-movie tropes.
  7. A textbook example of the charm-free ephemera dumped by studios during the waning days of summer.
  8. After a long, glum slide, pic becomes an unconvincing story of redemption.
  9. Couldn't be less involving and more sentimentalized.
  10. A frenetic, featherweight trifle aimed at tweener femmes.
  11. A drama of impeccable intentions flawed by arch dialogue and only OK direction.
  12. Simply isn't funny or frightening enough to expand its appeal beyond core fan base.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Paucity of invention here lays bare the total absence of plot or involving situations.
  13. Hampered by thinly developed characters and pedestrian plotting.
  14. Totally cliched and nearly two hours long, pic takes forever to get to hopelessly obvious places.
  15. Begins as a smartly promising, gently farcical comedy of manners and ends as sourly and haphazardly as the lives it is poking fun at.
  16. With less than five minutes of screen time but with more humor and sassy attitude than the remaining cast combined, Missy Elliott separates hip-hop royalty from riff raff in the otherwise lackluster Honey.
  17. Series regulars Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo and Randy Quaid (who joined for "Christmas Vacation") are all back for more, and thank God for Quaid, who injects a few bracing shots of mangy humor into what is otherwise a lukewarm brew.
  18. Small but delightful tale about a dyed-in-the-wool spieler who develops a soft spot for a blind girl dumped in his care.
  19. Never quite realizes its potential to evoke the real horror of the Internet -- Yet, Malone has given the film a distinctive atmosphere and occasional flashes of his perverse sense of humor.
  20. A candidate for quiet cult status.
  21. It takes chutzpah to borrow from comedy maestros Billy Wilder and Blake Edwards, and Nia Vardalos would seem an unlikely candidate to get away with it unpunished.
  22. Darkly amusing idea delivers an early salvo that fades as the film swings across a range of styles and tones director Sergio Arau gamely tries to corral. Even at its half-realized level, pic will anger some as it amuses others.
  23. Engagingly intriguing throughout most of its slightly overlong running time, and perhaps the strangely mesmerizing mood Lynch has orchestrated for the entire "Twin Peaks" undertaking should not be underestimated at this juncture. But the feeling persists that, to a considerable degree, Lynch is marking time with this project, creating new riffs and variations on themes he had already largely worked out.
  24. Overplays its slim hand by a good two reels.
  25. Promising young cast flounders amid comic material that's staler than week-old bread.
  26. Proceeds like a stultifying history pageant rather than a movie with a pulse of its own.
  27. A colorful, lurid and ultimately so-what look at obnoxious personalities careening down their own road to ruin.
  28. Unfortunately that blast-off heralds an orbit to nowhere, with initial delight fading as pic runs out of ideas all too soon, never building a sense of momentum or narrative thrust.
  29. Fitfully amusing prequel.

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