A must-see.

Worth watching.

What distinguishes The Watcher from all the films it consciously or unconsciously emulates is the intermittently witty, offbeat writing of debuting screenwriter David Elliot.

Its film school aesthetics and sophomoric storytelling are sense-deadening.

Endgame has become a nincompoop's travelogue, drenched in stage blood, fake beards, and crappy special effects.

Compellingly watchable.

A James Bond crib, minus the exotic locales, hot chicks, and finesse.

Jokes, cheerleading and a love story...not a bad way to spend a lazy afternoon.

Solidly entertaining if not remarkably innovative.

Although Steal This Movie isn't worth the price of admission, it is worth sneaking in to see D'Onofrio and Garofalo's splendid performances.

A must-see movie, simply for its awe-inspiring production values, but you'll feel nothing but punished by Tarsem's ghoulish parade of images.

About as much pure fun as you'll have in a movie theater this summer.

Pop junk, an airport paperback, literally, turned into a mid-budget devil thriller.

Not to be missed, one of the year's best, a whole lotta laughs, and 4-stars all rolled into one.

Mind-achingly mediocre in every regard.

A brilliant, haunting film.

Better in the end to skip it, and make Mother go it alone.

An enormously satisfying corndog of a movie.

Miss Piper single-handedly destroys what could have been a competent little movie about chicks being naughty and getting ahead.

The film becomes so much urgent nonsense, its killing spree neither cheaply thrilling nor even more cheaply cathartic. It's only gory.

Murphy still knows how to please a crowd.

Simply, one of the year's best films.

Confusing to anyone who's familiar with the word "plot."

Loser sucks.

As a whole, The Eyes of Tammy Faye funnily and lively serves to show that sometimes the best movie characters are real ones and sometimes the best Christians are ones who look like crack-whores.

It's some scary fun to watch.

A teen screamer with enough implants for the boys and enough bitchiness for the girls.

One of this year's most dazzling entertainments, not to mention one of the best comic-book movies ever made.