The Escapist's Scores
- Games
For 784 reviews, this publication has graded:
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49% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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47% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.1 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
| Highest review score: | Alan Wake | |
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| Lowest review score: | Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 462 out of 784
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Mixed: 279 out of 784
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Negative: 43 out of 784
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A game you desperately want to like, but never quite manage to, given the heaping portions of frustration you're served at every turn.- The Escapist
- Posted Feb 27, 2013
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Ninety-Nine Nights II has the fast combat, loads of enemies and fantasy setting that you expect from this genre, but it just misses the mark in terms of fun. The fighting is tedious and the enemies are either unchallenging peons or hulking monsters who can crush you the instant you make a mistake.- The Escapist
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The shooting mechanics and levels are getting better but the encounters themselves are too repetitive. I hope someone takes the basic idea and does something more with it. The absence of basic storytelling and scene transitions make it hard to enjoy on its own.- The Escapist
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z is a dismal waste of a good idea. Painfully unfunny, graphically abhorrent, and straight-up disheveled in the combat department, this manages to be one of the worst games of the last generation, right at the very end of it.- The Escapist
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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Despite quite competently capturing the feel of a slasher flick and possessing a solid sense of humor, Naughty Bear is repetitious and clunky, and constantly feels like it's working to keep you separated from the parts of the game that are genuinely fun - that is, the hunting down and murder of adorable stuffed animals.- The Escapist
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As it is, the repetitive missions and poor pacing are ultimately too distracting for the game's few virtues to shine through.- The Escapist
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A porn game that's unfortunately short on both the porn and the game, Seduce Me is dull, uninteresting and eminently forgettable.- The Escapist
- Posted Jan 15, 2013
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- Posted Jul 11, 2014
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There isn't much reason to play Escape Dead Island. The narrative has a few standout moments and you'll occasionally meet an enemy that will throw you for a loop. Those moments are, unfortunately, needles in a haystack of monotonous gameplay that's ultimately boring.- The Escapist
- Posted Dec 2, 2014
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Matt Smith does his best to salvage Doctor Who and the Eternity Clock and nearly pulls it off, but the gameplay is uninspired, dull, and painfully unfun.- The Escapist
- Posted May 31, 2012
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- Posted May 16, 2011
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I don’t blame Stormind Games for sensing that urgency, but it seems obvious now to me, and perhaps to the team, that a more polished Remothered: Broken Porcelain is a better proposition than the version we got, rushed to the store before it was ready. Remothered: Broken Porcelain doesn’t deserve to be your Halloween stream of 2020, but give the team some time and they may be able to piece it back together.- The Escapist
- Posted Oct 18, 2020
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Dark is a title that's full of repetitive gameplay and occasionally stupid-high difficultly, topped off with a lackluster story and dull characters.- The Escapist
- Posted Jul 19, 2013
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- Posted May 16, 2011
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While the concept is intriguing, the motion controls of Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor fail at making a game that's any fun.- The Escapist
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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If you want to stare at the back of Harry's head while he shouts "Stupefy!" forty times a minute, this is the game for you. If not, then you'd better look elsewhere.- The Escapist
- Posted Nov 26, 2010
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Deadliest Catch: Sea of Chaos is a fun game for casual players or fans of the series looking to spend more time with the crews, but hardcore gamers will be turned off by the relative simplicity and loading times.- The Escapist
- Posted Dec 27, 2010
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Furthermore, f... this game...Ugly as sin, flimsy beyond belief, and chock full of some of the worst barely-interactive gameplay you'll "enjoy" so far this year.- The Escapist
- Posted Feb 22, 2014
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A heartless reskin of an already dull game, Warhammer 40,000: Storm of Vengeance is a mediocre "me too" clone with a brand name shoddily bolted to itself.- The Escapist
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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Unless you're a glutton for punishment, or enjoy nearly broken multiplayer experiences, it's best to pass on this one and pray Declassified will at least prove to be a good learning experience for Activision and Nihilistic, if they ever decide to give a Vita shooter another try.- The Escapist
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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Unattractive, uninspiring, and unstable, Rekoil tries to be every other shooter out there, but one would have more fun with almost any other shooter out there.- The Escapist
- Posted Jan 30, 2014
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If you’re a die-hard fan of sci-fi and action horror with dinosaurs, you may find some elements to get excited about with Code Violet. It’s got potential in places, with some interesting lore sprinkled across the world, but it’s not going to be giving classic action horror titles a run for their pocket change anytime soon. Get Capcom on the phone.- The Escapist
- Posted Jan 9, 2026
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Fray is not ready for prime time. It's not particularly exciting even when it works, and right now, it just doesn't work.- The Escapist
- Posted Jun 30, 2012
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Pick something to hate about videogames, and Amy has it. Graphics glitches, lousy design, repetitious gameplay, mushy controls, bad acting, horrible save system ... it's all there. The game's few good ideas simply aren't enough to suffer through the amount of crap surrounding them.- The Escapist
- Posted Jan 19, 2012
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- Posted Aug 20, 2012
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Minion Master is a promising idea that offers some unique multiplayer fun. A throwaway single-player mode, inconsistent production values, and expensive microtransactions hold it back from its full potential, though.- The Escapist
- Posted Dec 18, 2012
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More like the broken candy cane at the bottom of your stocking, left half forgotten in the hurry of the holiday rush, than a real, heart-felt gift to fans of the franchise.- The Escapist
- Posted Dec 25, 2013
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Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta is pure garbage. It just about works, it's shameless in its mimicry of better games, and it's as ugly as Satan's pink portion. God damn, there's something hilarious about it though.- The Escapist
- Posted Jan 14, 2014
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Mountain explores our hopelessness, our despaired yearning, and so much more besides. Like a buzzing bee buzzing with the buzz of electric in a buzzing city where everybody's looking for the next big buzz, it flits and darts from one concept to the next, seemingly erratic in its pace, but deceptively calculating with its predetermined patterns.- The Escapist
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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Star Ruler 2 delivers a unique, fascinating experience despite its reliance on sometimes obtuse systems.- The Escapist
- Posted May 13, 2015
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