The Escapist's Scores

  • Games
For 784 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 Alan Wake
Lowest review score: 10 Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 43 out of 784
875 game reviews
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A game you desperately want to like, but never quite manage to, given the heaping portions of frustration you're served at every turn.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ninety-Nine Nights II has the fast combat, loads of enemies and fantasy setting that you expect from this genre, but it just misses the mark in terms of fun. The fighting is tedious and the enemies are either unchallenging peons or hulking monsters who can crush you the instant you make a mistake.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The shooting mechanics and levels are getting better but the encounters themselves are too repetitive. I hope someone takes the basic idea and does something more with it. The absence of basic storytelling and scene transitions make it hard to enjoy on its own.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z is a dismal waste of a good idea. Painfully unfunny, graphically abhorrent, and straight-up disheveled in the combat department, this manages to be one of the worst games of the last generation, right at the very end of it.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite quite competently capturing the feel of a slasher flick and possessing a solid sense of humor, Naughty Bear is repetitious and clunky, and constantly feels like it's working to keep you separated from the parts of the game that are genuinely fun - that is, the hunting down and murder of adorable stuffed animals.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    As it is, the repetitive missions and poor pacing are ultimately too distracting for the game's few virtues to shine through.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A porn game that's unfortunately short on both the porn and the game, Seduce Me is dull, uninteresting and eminently forgettable.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    4PM
    Imagine if David Cage were even more of a dribbling lunatic. Welcome to 4PM.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There isn't much reason to play Escape Dead Island. The narrative has a few standout moments and you'll occasionally meet an enemy that will throw you for a loop. Those moments are, unfortunately, needles in a haystack of monotonous gameplay that's ultimately boring.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Matt Smith does his best to salvage Doctor Who and the Eternity Clock and nearly pulls it off, but the gameplay is uninspired, dull, and painfully unfun.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ultimately it's really just disappointing.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    I don’t blame Stormind Games for sensing that urgency, but it seems obvious now to me, and perhaps to the team, that a more polished Remothered: Broken Porcelain is a better proposition than the version we got, rushed to the store before it was ready. Remothered: Broken Porcelain doesn’t deserve to be your Halloween stream of 2020, but give the team some time and they may be able to piece it back together.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Dark is a title that's full of repetitive gameplay and occasionally stupid-high difficultly, topped off with a lackluster story and dull characters.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Ultimately it's really just disappointing.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While the concept is intriguing, the motion controls of Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor fail at making a game that's any fun.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you want to stare at the back of Harry's head while he shouts "Stupefy!" forty times a minute, this is the game for you. If not, then you'd better look elsewhere.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Deadliest Catch: Sea of Chaos is a fun game for casual players or fans of the series looking to spend more time with the crews, but hardcore gamers will be turned off by the relative simplicity and loading times.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Furthermore, f... this game...Ugly as sin, flimsy beyond belief, and chock full of some of the worst barely-interactive gameplay you'll "enjoy" so far this year.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A heartless reskin of an already dull game, Warhammer 40,000: Storm of Vengeance is a mediocre "me too" clone with a brand name shoddily bolted to itself.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Unless you're a glutton for punishment, or enjoy nearly broken multiplayer experiences, it's best to pass on this one and pray Declassified will at least prove to be a good learning experience for Activision and Nihilistic, if they ever decide to give a Vita shooter another try.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Unattractive, uninspiring, and unstable, Rekoil tries to be every other shooter out there, but one would have more fun with almost any other shooter out there.
    • 29 Metascore
    • Critic Score
    If you’re a die-hard fan of sci-fi and action horror with dinosaurs, you may find some elements to get excited about with Code Violet. It’s got potential in places, with some interesting lore sprinkled across the world, but it’s not going to be giving classic action horror titles a run for their pocket change anytime soon. Get Capcom on the phone.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Fray is not ready for prime time. It's not particularly exciting even when it works, and right now, it just doesn't work.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    AMY
    Pick something to hate about videogames, and Amy has it. Graphics glitches, lousy design, repetitious gameplay, mushy controls, bad acting, horrible save system ... it's all there. The game's few good ideas simply aren't enough to suffer through the amount of crap surrounding them.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Slender will scare you witless.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Minion Master is a promising idea that offers some unique multiplayer fun. A throwaway single-player mode, inconsistent production values, and expensive microtransactions hold it back from its full potential, though.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    More like the broken candy cane at the bottom of your stocking, left half forgotten in the hurry of the holiday rush, than a real, heart-felt gift to fans of the franchise.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta is pure garbage. It just about works, it's shameless in its mimicry of better games, and it's as ugly as Satan's pink portion. God damn, there's something hilarious about it though.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Mountain explores our hopelessness, our despaired yearning, and so much more besides. Like a buzzing bee buzzing with the buzz of electric in a buzzing city where everybody's looking for the next big buzz, it flits and darts from one concept to the next, seemingly erratic in its pace, but deceptively calculating with its predetermined patterns.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Star Ruler 2 delivers a unique, fascinating experience despite its reliance on sometimes obtuse systems.

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